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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2009, 06:18:21 PM »
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2009, 07:50:53 AM »
Sounds as if your back is a bit better Snoops. happy088
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2009, 08:36:30 AM »
Unfortunately not. Case of grit teeth, od on nice painkillers and "go for it". Hurts like hell again this morning.
Still ~ at the Docs at 1030 so perhaps some answers. Fingers crossed but he'll prolly say it's muscular or summat.
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2009, 10:46:08 AM »
Arrived at surgery at 10.25 for 10.30 appointment. Waited until called in to see Doctor at 11.27. He looked at me blankly ~ I looked at him.
He said "What can I do for you?"
I said "You told me last Monday to return today for the results of the tests so here I am"
He said "Oh yes. We wanted another sample."
Me "I supplied a second sample on Friday at 10.15 in plenty of time for the lab collection at 11.30"
He said "Did you?"
Me "Yes"
He said "I'll look on the 'pooter and see if we have a result yet"  Tappity tap tap tap on keyboard "Oh, they haven't posted the results yet, prolly means they are still growing cultures on them then. Uhmmmmm ..... Can you ring in the morning and see if the results are back?"
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2009, 09:33:40 AM »
10.30 Phoned surgery as instructed ....................

"Oh yes Mr Snoopy we got the results back this morning"

"And?????"

"I can't tell you ~ the Doctor hasn't seen them yet, can you ring again after 1?"  Banghead
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2009, 10:00:46 AM »
As the targets multiply they seem to get more useless. There was something in the Torygraph on Saturday about the experience of seeing a French doctor. That seemed to werk. We have seen GPs in Spain. Walk in, say hello, tell them what's wrong. Job done
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2009, 01:26:29 PM »
Spoke again to gerl at surgery.

"Doctor says that he is happy with the results. There is no blood in your urine so he thinks it isn't kidney stones and there are no indications of a kidney infection"

"So where do we go from here because I still have the pain"

"Doctor didn't say"  Banghead
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2009, 02:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 15, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
Spoke again to gerl at surgery.

"Doctor says that he is happy with the results. There is no blood in your urine so he thinks it isn't kidney stones and there are no indications of a kidney infection"

"So where do we go from here because I still have the pain"

"Doctor didn't say"  Banghead
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Re: Appointment with GP
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2009, 02:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 15, 2009, 02:38:05 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 15, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
Spoke again to gerl at surgery.

"Doctor says that he is happy with the results. There is no blood in your urine so he thinks it isn't kidney stones and there are no indications of a kidney infection"

"So where do we go from here because I still have the pain"

"Doctor didn't say"  Banghead
Have you tried homoeopathy like...?  whistle:

Yes ~ daily but not for the back pain ................ until now.
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