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While LL's away, BM will play
« on: September 08, 2009, 12:30:23 PM »
I imagine he has planned all sorts of little treats for himself while she is away. I also imagine that he has been left with mahoosive amounts of instructions  eveilgrin:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 12:33:18 PM »
LL is all seeing and all knowing  8)

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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 12:34:44 PM »
There is a massive folder of instructions down to 'wake up' and 'go to sleep' detail - I have thrown them in the bin!  eveilgrin:

Did the shopping today, all sorts of treats for me plus all the stuff Miss D requested for her 'special diet'...

Two cases collapso
Five bottles Absolut (large)
As many large bars of Dairy Milk as can fit in the trolley
Five boxes Mini Magnums

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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 12:36:06 PM »
And how much 'stuff' am I bringing over  evil:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 08, 2009, 12:36:06 PM
And how much 'stuff' am I bringing over  evil:
Not more bloody vodka?  noooo:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 12:42:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 08, 2009, 12:36:06 PM
And how much 'stuff' am I bringing over  evil:

"Stuff" about which we know very little; possibly contraband  whistle:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 12:42:28 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 08, 2009, 12:42:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 08, 2009, 12:36:06 PM
And how much 'stuff' am I bringing over  evil:

"Stuff" about which we know very little; possibly contraband  whistle:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 12:46:14 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 12:53:08 PM »
It's been delivered to my home and is in parcels or packaged ( various sizes) .....I'm just plonking it into my suitcase

What could possibly go wrong ?
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 12:54:00 PM »
 whistle:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 12:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 08, 2009, 12:53:08 PM
It's been delivered to my home and is in parcels or packaged ( various sizes) .....I'm just plonking it into my suitcase

What could possibly go wrong ?

Airport security could be interesting  razz:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 12:58:37 PM »
I am sure they will understand  scared2:

Especially when they discover it is the complete collection of Disney films on Blu Ray or some such  lol:
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Re: While LL's away, BM will play
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 04:35:30 PM »
You could alway replace it with Kojak DVD's whistle:

Just dont forget the lollipops...
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