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Christmas homework for 9 year olds
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:13:03 PM »
My mate Wayne is an historian. He used to be a primary teacher. He is now a university lecturer in 20th century military history. He is angered that his 9 year old daughter has been set homework over Christmas. SHe has to write a report on the Battle of Britain of all things. He is helping her to write it from the German point of view with a particular emphasis on one successful attack by Messchersmits on one airfield. In great detail. He intends to instructed her annoying teacher to find the two deliberate mistakes  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: Christmas homework for 9 year olds
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2014, 05:21:34 PM »
My mate Wayne is an historian. He used to be a primary teacher. He is now a university lecturer in 20th century military history. He is angered that his 9 year old daughter has been set homework over Christmas. SHe has to write a report on the Battle of Britain of all things. He is helping her to write it from the German point of view with a particular emphasis on one successful attack by Messchersmits on one airfield. In great detail. He intends to instructed her annoying teacher to find the two deliberate mistakes  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Just a guess but is one of the mistakes anything to do with the Germans winning on penalties?
Well, whatever, nevermind