The Crewe election

[Barman]

The only way that Labour have any chance at all of winning the next general election is by ditching Gordon Brown. The man is widely despised. He is a walking Greek tragedy and the electorate intrinsically understand that he is doomed to failure and that his continuing is an affront to fate. Ministers keep coming out and saying that the message is that they are listening to the voters, they understand our pain. Do they think we're stupid? We all want Gordon gone. If you're listening why's he still there?

And this is not personal. Gordon is sacrificing the good of the country for his pathetic little political games. He was a classic tax and spend Chancellor. Does he think we don't see that? If that's what you are, just be it. Do you think we're fooled by the petty little bribes like the 20p tax band? Do you think our votes are bought so cheaply? And you are borrowing to fund it, you are borrowing to cut taxes, with the economy heading for recession. I would rather not have this money in my pocket because you are ruining the public finances to try and buy my vote. I am not stupid and I will not be bought. You are messing up our country, in these cases purely for short term political gain. You are a fool and a liar and if your party don't get rid of you, it will give us enormous pleasure to give you a massive massive kicking in 2009. And you and Blair have ruined politics. If I want to vote Labour, I don't have the option, I can either vote Tory, Lib Dem, or corrupt and incompetent pseudo-Tory. The funny thing is, is that if you weren't so obsessed with stealing voters who would vote Tory anyway and just set out a traditional Labour agenda, we might just have bought it.

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[Nick]

Keep Gordo

He looks punch drunk!

[barmisspah?]

Harriet Harman acknowledged there were "discordant voices" among some Labour MPs.

But she added: "The overwhelming majority of people in the Labour Party - and I speak to constituency chairs up and down the country ... they are fully behind Gordon Brown."

Yes provided he was on the edge of a cliff

One quick shove, go on you know you want to.

[Nick]

I do not know whether to laugh or cry.

[Barman]

Hopefully he will cling on til the end... He can do little further damage to the country... 

[Grumpmeister]

Hopefully he will cling on til the end... He can do little further damage to the country... 

DONT SAY THAT!!!!!! BM You've been around long enough to be familiar with Nick's Law. Now you've made that statement he's bound to find new ways to completely bugger up the UK. 

[Nick]

Gordo

He spit in my coat

[Snoopy]

Gordo

He spit in my coat

I think you may find "he shat all over my life" describes it better.