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Strange Accidents
« on: December 17, 2007, 04:08:51 PM »
I imagine we all have them. Mrs Nick has just had one. She bought a load of new bras and stuff last week. Now she finds they don't fit. So she set off to take them back tot he shop (this happens to virtually everyting she ever buys, but never mind). Going out of hte back door the bag split and deposited the contents onto the back step, where they landed PRECISELY in the middle of a pile of fox shit. She didn't realise this until she picked everything up and got covered in fox shit herself. eveilgrin:

The language was amazing! eeek:
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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 04:09:40 PM »
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I'm sorry, it's just so perfect!

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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 04:10:15 PM »
It really stinks ;D
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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 04:10:46 PM »
It isn't the same pile she pointed out to you earlier is it?  scared2:
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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 04:11:40 PM »
No that was dog shit and that was in the drive. This is fox shit and was on the back step.It's fresh! ;D
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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 04:12:28 PM »
Poor Mrs Nick.

That's going to be an expensive mistake.

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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 04:14:30 PM »
She has gone off anyway. By the time she gets back she will have worked out why it's my fault. As she was leaving she actually said, "NO other woman would put up with this."









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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 04:14:56 PM »
She's right you know!
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Re: Strange Accidents
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 04:15:31 PM »
It's not as though I trained or even encouraged the fox to do it
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