On the protocol when wimmin are breast feeding in public

[Steve]

Just what are us blokes supposed to do?

Cafe at Sheffield Park today Mrs K and are enjoying ice cream when lady on next table flunks out left boob for junior.  Ah thinks I better look away and what happens next?  Lady at table behind Mrs K right in my eye line does the very same (is it always left boob?).

Now I know babies have to be fed, breast is best for them and women shouldn't have to hide in the loo but just what are us blokes supposed to do?

Stare?     and anyway there's nothing very attractive about the sight
Shout 'put your norks away'    
Look like have a cricked neck by always looking away?    will look a right tit doing that (see what I did there)

What does the brains trust think?

[Barman]

Just what are us blokes supposed to do?

Cafe at Sheffield Park today Mrs K and are enjoying ice cream when lady on next table flunks out left boob for junior.  Ah thinks I better look away and what happens next?  Lady at table behind Mrs K right in my eye line does the very same (is it always left boob?).

Now I know babies have to be fed, breast is best for them and women shouldn't have to hide in the loo but just what are us blokes supposed to do?

Stare?     and anyway there's nothing very attractive about the sight
Shout 'put your norks away'    
Look like have a cricked neck by always looking away?    will look a right tit doing that (see what I did there)

What does the brains trust think?

Although totally 'natural' and all that I think it is something that should be done in private - like changing nappies...

It really is the last thing I want to be shoved in my face (as it were) when I'm trying to eat...