Just been speaking to someone I haven't contacted in a while. He, of course, asks "How are you?"
Did I reply "fine" or did I list all my current ailments on him?
Fine I should think Uncle...

I remember years ago we used to have a disgustingly obese English bloke in the village...
One day I was standing behind him in the bank and as he got the the front the teller, Nitsa said, "how are you Colin..."?
Her face when he started reeling off his ailments...
