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Re: Does everything have to be connected to a smartphone ?
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2019, 10:46:02 AM »
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Re: Does everything have to be connected to a smartphone ?
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2019, 12:42:54 AM »
My new washing machine doesn't play tunes. I feel cheated  sad32:

No worries

It can't last too long the luck that you have with such things. We can then recommend the whistle while they work variety to you  lol:

Customers as accident prone as Nick are probably the target audience for smartphone connected washing machines as they could automatically send a message to the plumber when he inevitably breaks it..  rubschin:
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Re: Does everything have to be connected to a smartphone ?
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2019, 02:40:14 AM »
My new washing machine doesn't play tunes. I feel cheated  sad32:

No worries

It can't last too long the luck that you have with such things. We can then recommend the whistle while they work variety to you  lol:

Customers as accident prone as Nick are probably the target audience for smartphone connected washing machines as they could automatically send a message to the plumber when he inevitably breaks it..  rubschin:

Or a message to the supplier...?

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Re: Does everything have to be connected to a smartphone ?
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2019, 02:51:23 AM »
My new washing machine doesn't play tunes. I feel cheated  sad32:

No worries

It can't last too long the luck that you have with such things. We can then recommend the whistle while they work variety to you  lol:

Customers as accident prone as Nick are probably the target audience for smartphone connected washing machines as they could automatically send a message to the plumber when he inevitably breaks it..  rubschin:

Or a message to the supplier...?

Quote from: Nick's Washing Machine
Gasp!

It is... It is too late for me... I'm a gonner....  sad24:

Send. Replacement. Soon...

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Re: Does everything have to be connected to a smartphone ?
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2019, 04:59:23 AM »
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Re: Does everything have to be connected to a smartphone ?
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2019, 05:33:49 AM »
Look on the bright side Nick, they may expand the range to include boilers and microwaves...  whistle:
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Re: Does everything have to be connected to a smartphone ?
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2019, 05:36:49 AM »
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