Dog feeding Nick said: I was trying to fish it out when its owner appeared and gave me a look (lady look ). 'What are you doing with my dog?'
'It jumped into my pocket,' I said (unconvincingly. 'I have sausages in there. '
'Well get him out!!!'
Out he came with a maw full of my venison sausage.
I said, 'Well you may as well keep them' and legged it.
Good God man, why did you leg it? There was a compo claim waiting to be had there. Un-muzzled mutt attacks your person while left out of control by the owners casual attitude and total disregard for public safety/last batch of venison sausages.
The multi-million out of court settlement would have seen you right - well into retirement years.
It may also have afforded a new Barbour. I found they needed replacing regularly - the 'newness' only lasted a few days before they went all waxy and farmer-looking, like.
