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[Steve]

Illegal worker who used forged documents complains he was arrested and deported        

He added: "We had been using fake documents, but we paid our taxes normally. That's what made us the saddest - they used us and threw us away."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36994955

Lucky bugger was back in Brazil for the Olympics, so many pick pocketing opportunities for shameless shits like him.