Miss I reported that she was concerned about Mamma cos she kept overbalancing during her visit.
I suggested it might be an ear related problem

Miss I looked suitably thoughtful
Later she revealed that her Mamma has MAHOOSIVE knockers. Can't buy normal bras. Has to have them specially made

"I reckon they are about 20 kilos each, " she ventured

Miss I is now checking out costs of surgical boob reduction.
Ironically Pappa is a surgeon specialising in boob ops. Pity he and Mamma are divorced and don't speak
