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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2013, 11:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 11:39:31 PM
If he is near you go and see him. A real treat for me tonight, despite the U boat stuff  evil:

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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2013, 11:42:50 PM »
He said some bad things about Derby. And trams  eveilgrin:
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2013, 11:43:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 11:42:50 PM
He said some bad things about Derby. And trams  eveilgrin:

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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #48 on: November 04, 2013, 05:57:41 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 03, 2013, 10:39:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:28:16 PM
Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing  eeek:

Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing  noooo:

I meant das boot...... ::)

I got it Apey...  Thumbs:

Sounds like a great night Nick....  ;D
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #49 on: November 04, 2013, 08:21:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:02:17 PM
I am back like  :thumbsup:

Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening  evil:

Is that your periscope or are you pleased to see us?
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #50 on: November 04, 2013, 08:45:05 AM »
Al on wimmin

Feminism. I am all in favour of it. I think it's fantastic that you ladies had an idea at last! OK, it was all about you but it's a start.

Back in the 60s you all threatened to burn your bras unless men did the washing up. Result? Loads of saggy tits and some bloke had to invent the dishwasher.

We love you ladies just the way you are. You don't need a vajazzle, fake tan, make up. You ladies are bootiful.......
We don't mind if you get some work done on yer tits obviously. Have to look after the shop window eh?
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #51 on: November 04, 2013, 08:48:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 04, 2013, 08:45:05 AM
Al on wimmin

Feminism. I am all in favour of it. I think it's fantastic that you ladies had an idea at last! OK, it was all about you but it's a start.

Back in the 60s you all threatened to burn your bras unless men did the washing up. Result? Loads of saggy tits and some bloke had to invent the dishwasher.

We love you ladies just the way you are. You don't need a vajazzle, fake tan, make up. You ladies are bootiful.......
We don't mind if you get some work done on yer tits obviously. Have to look after the shop window eh?

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