Groping wimmin on the bus

[Nick]

Just been talking to a colleague about this. She is handling some of the newspaper coverage. Some bloke in Poole has been touching up wimmin on the bus. Got arrested and everyfink. One woman said he had done it to her on three separate occasions 

So why didn't she move away or summat?? Surely she recognised him (he had a turban)

His defence was that his wife was pregnant. Defence lawyer offered it as "a plea in mitigation". So that's all right then 

[boogs]

I can't understand some wimmin.. Surely after the first time she would tell him to feck off and report him.. You don't say what he actually touched .... If it was serious she should have made a fuss on the bus there must have been other people on there..

A good swift kick in the nuts would have sufficed I am sure...   I daren't say what I would have done on the open board....

[Nick]

I can't understand some wimmin.. Surely DURING the first time she would tell him to feck off and report him.. You don't say what he actually touched .... If it was serious she should have made a fuss on the bus there must have been other people on there..

A good swift kick in the nuts would have sufficed I am sure...   I daren't say what I would have done on the open board....

 

[Barman]

Was it the driver? 

[Baldy]

Was it the driver? 

 

[Steve]

I can't understand some wimmin.. Surely after the first time she would tell him to feck off and report him.. You don't say what he actually touched .... If it was serious she should have made a fuss on the bus there must have been other people on there..

A good swift kick in the nuts would have sufficed I am sure...   I daren't say what I would have done on the open board....

Once heard a cever thing to do is grab the offending had, hold it up in the air and shout "has anyone lost this roving hand"

And yes take action the first time.

. . .His defence was that his wife was pregnant. Defence lawyer offered it as "a plea in mitigation". So that's all right then 

Oh FFS.  if I were the judge I'd say "well Mr Perv clearly we can't allow that to happen again so we need to make sure you can never ever make your wife pregnant again.  Luckily I stopped by the meat cleaver shop on route - or do you want to shut up with that ridiculous defence?"

[boogs]

I can't understand some wimmin.. Surely after the first time she would tell him to feck off and report him.. You don't say what he actually touched .... If it was serious she should have made a fuss on the bus there must have been other people on there..

A good swift kick in the nuts would have sufficed I am sure...   I daren't say what I would have done on the open board....

Once heard a cever thing to do is grab the offending had, hold it up in the air and shout "has anyone lost this roving hand"  Not his hand I would be holding and twisting 

And yes take action the first time. Action first time no second time 

. . .His defence was that his wife was pregnant. Defence lawyer offered it as "a plea in mitigation". So that's all right then 

Oh FFS.  if I were the judge I'd say "well Mr Perv clearly we can't allow that to happen again so we need to make sure you can never ever make your wife pregnant again.  Luckily I stopped by the meat cleaver shop on route - or do you want to shut up with that ridiculous defence?"

[GROWLER]

Was it the driver? 

What made you think that?

[GROWLER]

Was it the driver? 

 

Please explain why that was deemed funny?

[Barman]

Was it the driver? 

 

Please explain why that was deemed funny?

You know why!   

[GROWLER]

Was it the driver? 

 

Please explain why that was deemed funny?

You know why!   

Do I?

Oh, thanks for that. All clear now then I suppose...if you say so.

[Nick]

Growler now has the hump 

[boogs]

  

[Barman]

Growler now has the hump