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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Give us a caption !
« on: February 17, 2012, 08:40:08 AM »
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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 08:42:35 AM »


Glowering worker thinks "This is the first time napkins have ever appeared in the canteen"




Note also Cameron's table is the only one with a table cloth
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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 08:44:47 AM »


"AAhhhhhhhhh  , no matter how much I cover my ears I can still hear this incessant droning "
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 08:47:19 AM »


"If only I'd known which packet they were going to put in front of this twat"
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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 08:51:38 AM »


" All this talk of inequality, it really is not true that my cup over runneth whilst others have nothing "  whistle:
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 08:56:26 AM »
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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 09:02:43 AM »


"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"
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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2012, 01:43:32 PM »


"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"

. . . and, judging by the packets on the table, that isnae porage either!
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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2012, 02:32:38 PM »


"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"

. . . and, judging by the packets on the table, that isnae porage either!

Not to a purist I have no doubt but the makers claim that's what it is.
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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2012, 06:35:15 PM »


"He may have a hoose in Scotland and a Scottish name but the big jessie should ken that ye dinnea put cold milk on porridge"

. . . and, judging by the packets on the table, that isnae porage either!

Not to a purist I have no doubt but the makers claim that's what it is.




No, Quakers claim it is porridge not porage.

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Re: Give us a caption !
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2012, 06:41:32 PM »
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