The Virtual Pub

Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 15, 2019, 04:49:10 AM

Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2019, 04:39:50 AM

Moany...

I get up at 0445 for work (start at 0700). Today is my first day off and - as has become the norm - I wake up at 0445...despite no alarm being set or anyfink 

Still, only 3 1/2 hours until "breakfast" of a few pints of the dark stuff. Will probably meet Terry (no, no that one) who is a character. And a total pisshead. 

How do you manage to get on then...? 

He latched on to me about a year ago, when he noticed that I always finished the crossword in about 5 minutes flat, while he had only done about 1/2 of it after an hour. If I went outside for a ciggie, I used to see him wander over and look at my answers. Eventually, he plonked 2 pints of Guinness in front of me as "payment" for my help. 

He is currently unemployed after being in the pub trade for decades, he used to be the governor of the Lamb and Flag in Covent Garden and has some great tales of the shenanigans that used to go on. An Arsenal fan, so obviously slightly simple 

And 

Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2019, 05:02:38 AM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 15, 2019, 04:49:10 AM

Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2019, 04:39:50 AM

Moany...

I get up at 0445 for work (start at 0700). Today is my first day off and - as has become the norm - I wake up at 0445...despite no alarm being set or anyfink 

Still, only 3 1/2 hours until "breakfast" of a few pints of the dark stuff. Will probably meet Terry (no, no that one) who is a character. And a total pisshead. 

How do you manage to get on then...? 

He latched on to me about a year ago, when he noticed that I always finished the crossword in about 5 minutes flat, while he had only done about 1/2 of it after an hour. If I went outside for a ciggie, I used to see him wander over and look at my answers. Eventually, he plonked 2 pints of Guinness in front of me as "payment" for my help. 

He is currently unemployed after being in the pub trade for decades, he used to be the governor of the Lamb and Flag in Covent Garden and has some great tales of the shenanigans that used to go on. An Arsenal fan, so obviously slightly simple 

 

Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2019, 05:02:38 AM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 15, 2019, 04:49:10 AM

Quote from: Barman on May 15, 2019, 04:39:50 AM

Moany...

I get up at 0445 for work (start at 0700). Today is my first day off and - as has become the norm - I wake up at 0445...despite no alarm being set or anyfink 

Still, only 3 1/2 hours until "breakfast" of a few pints of the dark stuff. Will probably meet Terry (no, no that one) who is a character. And a total pisshead. 

How do you manage to get on then...? 

He latched on to me about a year ago, when he noticed that I always finished the crossword in about 5 minutes flat, while he had only done about 1/2 of it after an hour. If I went outside for a ciggie, I used to see him wander over and look at my answers. Eventually, he plonked 2 pints of Guinness in front of me as "payment" for my help. 

He is currently unemployed after being in the pub trade for decades, he used to be the governor of the Lamb and Flag in Covent Garden and has some great tales of the shenanigans that used to go on. An Arsenal fan, so obviously slightly simple 

 


 



 

Morning... 

 


 

 

Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2019, 05:38:24 AM

 

 

Good morning Apey! Wet the bed? 

 


* goes to check*.......