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Offline Baldy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #210 on: December 04, 2010, 04:37:14 PM »
Went to a fancy dress shop looking for a Dracula costume.

The shop assistant pointed across the road to the Spurs shop.

"No no no" I say " You misheard me, I want to dress like a COUNT!!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #211 on: December 05, 2010, 05:44:11 PM »
The correct Insurance Companies of sex....

Sex with your wife - Legal and General,

Sex with your future wife - Mutual Trust,

Sex with your secretary - Employer's Liability,

Sex with a prostitute - Commercal Union,

Sex on the phone - Direct Line,

Sex with your biographer - Quote me Happy,

Sex in a hurry - Insure & Go,

Sex with your boyfriend - Standard Life,

Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

Sex with someone different - Go Compare.com
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #212 on: December 05, 2010, 05:47:58 PM »
Quote me Happy ... tee hee  lol: lol:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #213 on: December 05, 2010, 05:55:56 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #214 on: December 05, 2010, 06:02:54 PM »
 lol: lol:

I am pleased to hear it has kept up with the times.

When I first heard it in the 60's it was just the first four.  whistle:

May I also suggest:-

Sex with twins - Go Compare! ;)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #215 on: December 05, 2010, 06:07:24 PM »
lol: lol:

I am pleased to hear it has kept up with the times.

When I first heard it in the 60's it was just the first four.  whistle:

May I also suggest:-

Sex with twins - Go Compare! ;)

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Sec with Father Christmas - Santa dare...  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #216 on: December 05, 2010, 06:08:36 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #217 on: December 05, 2010, 06:14:17 PM »
Sex with your sister - Norwich Union
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #218 on: December 05, 2010, 06:17:59 PM »
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #219 on: December 05, 2010, 06:26:08 PM »
Weather man said the temperature is going to drop really low tonight and everyone should check on the elderly and senile....










are you all OK?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #220 on: December 05, 2010, 06:28:16 PM »
Sex with a sheep

National Farmers Union

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #221 on: December 05, 2010, 06:36:45 PM »
Group sex, Swingers Clubs etc

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #222 on: December 05, 2010, 07:01:39 PM »
Sex with a prostrate dog...

Bark lays...  redface:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #223 on: December 05, 2010, 07:02:16 PM »
Sex with a prostrate dog...

Bark lays...  redface:

or Churchill
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #224 on: December 05, 2010, 07:03:49 PM »
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