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Fantastic Headlines
« on: July 03, 2009, 07:23:25 AM »
"Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers"

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htmlWrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&in_article_id=696603&in_page_id=34



Post mortems are being performed on the two wrestlers, one of whom went by the name ?La Parkita? - or ?Little Death? - and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as ?Espectrito Jr.?

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men?s hotel room in Mexico City before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said that gangs of female robbers in the area are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

They said the wrestlers may have succumbed to the drugs more readily because of their small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

Previously, Mexican police have arrested prostitutes who poisoned "clients" to steal their money.

 
« Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 07:30:14 AM by Miss Demeanor »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2009, 07:25:35 AM »
Would you have posted that if one of them wore a clown costume...?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2009, 07:31:00 AM »
The story but definitely not a picture - I am nothing if not a coward  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 07:33:23 AM »
The story but definitiely not a picture - I am nothing if not a coward  scared2:
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They were saying on the wireless this morning that crime is totally out of control in Mexico - even 'normal' people are being kidnapped and held for ransom on a daily basis... then there is the pig flu of course...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2009, 07:35:10 AM »
Are there any midget wrestlers dressed as pigs  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2009, 07:37:41 AM »
Are there any midget wrestlers dressed as pigs  rubschin:
No, just prostitutes...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 07:39:00 AM »
You sound knowledgable   rubschin: ( on this subject only of course  lol:)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 07:47:59 AM »
You sound knowledgable   rubschin: ( on this subject only of course  lol:)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 08:56:46 AM »
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Staff strip naked to improve morale
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2009, 09:01:49 AM »
Surely that would depend on what the staff look like eeek:

And they were hardly naked -  they were covered in body paint  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2009, 09:02:36 AM »
Who were?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2009, 09:04:26 AM »
The headlines to which you were referring.

Air New Zealand staff who stripped and covered themselves in body paint to record the usual safety drills in the hope that more people would pay attention

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2009, 09:05:03 AM »
Wrong!!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2009, 09:07:01 AM »
I always am  noooo:

So please educate me then as to what is is you are on about  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2009, 09:07:16 AM »
A marketing company in Newcastle got rid of Hawaiian shirt Fridays and their pants while they were at it in an attempt to improve morale. Naked Friday was the brainchild of business psychologist, David Taylor. He convinced the folks at design and marketing onebestway that stripping off their pants would also strip away walls blocking good communication. Nearly everyone went the full monty at the office, with only one man and two women choosing to wear underwear. Sam Jackson, 23, the house manager, was the only woman to go fully naked. She said, "It was brilliant. Now that we've seen each other naked, there are no barriers."
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