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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2385 on: May 09, 2019, 09:36:21 PM »

The red-indian Chief leaves the wigwam one evening after the birth of his new daughter and speaks to his eldest son:

"The new child of the tribe shall be named Prarie Moon"

The boy replies:-"Father how do you choose the name of a newborn child?"

His Father tells him;-"I name the child after the first wonder of nature I see when I leave the birthing wigwam, why do you ask Shagging Dogs?"


(C) Dave Allen - 'bout 1990...? ::)
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Yarp, Nearly ten past eight... it seems a lifetime ago to me too Mr. Darwin Sir....  noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2386 on: May 09, 2019, 10:16:23 PM »
I知 reading a horror story in Braille

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it....
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2387 on: May 09, 2019, 10:56:03 PM »
I知 reading a horror story in Braille

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it....
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2388 on: May 09, 2019, 11:27:31 PM »
I知 reading a horror story in Braille

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it....

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2389 on: May 10, 2019, 03:54:40 AM »
I知 reading a horror story in Braille

Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it....

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2390 on: May 10, 2019, 06:57:11 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2391 on: May 10, 2019, 08:26:02 PM »
I've just paid 」500 to hire a Limousine for the weekend, but have now discovered that the price doesn't include a driver.....

All that money with nothing to chauffeur it....
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« Reply #2392 on: May 10, 2019, 08:35:44 PM »
I've just paid 」500 to hire a Limousine for the weekend, but have now discovered that the price doesn't include a driver.....

All that money with nothing to chauffeur it....


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2393 on: May 10, 2019, 09:02:31 PM »
I've just paid 」500 to hire a Limousine for the weekend, but have now discovered that the price doesn't include a driver.....

All that money with nothing to chauffeur it....


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2394 on: May 10, 2019, 10:34:33 PM »
I've just paid 」500 to hire a Limousine for the weekend, but have now discovered that the price doesn't include a driver.....

All that money with nothing to chauffeur it....


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2395 on: May 12, 2019, 08:05:37 AM »
Thought of the day
"Do not touch" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!  rubschin:
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« Reply #2396 on: May 12, 2019, 09:01:43 AM »
Thought of the day
"Do not touch" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!  rubschin:

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« Reply #2397 on: May 12, 2019, 09:15:38 AM »
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"Do not touch" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!  rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2398 on: May 12, 2019, 11:01:47 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2399 on: May 15, 2019, 12:22:29 PM »
I went to the doctors the today, complaining about my sore feet.....

He said, "Gout"....!!!

I said, "fuck off, I've only just walked in".....!!!