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Offline Steve

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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2019, 05:27:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:10:20 PM
I need a net  sad24:

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I need a gun and no mamby pamby airgun shite
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2019, 05:30:48 PM »
My car is covered in pigeon shit. There are 5 cars in this car park. The only one with shit on is mine  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They are ungrateful bastards and today they have knocked the bird table over  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2019, 05:32:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:30:48 PM
My car is covered in pigeon shit. There are 5 cars in this car park. The only one with shit on is mine  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They are ungrateful bastards and today they have knocked the bird table over  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Maybe they read your posts here

Get an effin big eagle sticker and put it on the roof of the car?
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2019, 07:18:04 PM »
I have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2019, 07:56:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:18:04 PM
I have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I can send you a kitten descended from a long line of pigeon killers
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2019, 08:03:04 PM »
Post it now! (First Class, obviously)
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2019, 08:06:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2019, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:18:04 PM
I have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I can send you a kitten descended from a long line of pigeon killers
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 08:03:04 PM
Post it now! (First Class, obviously)
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2019, 08:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 08:03:04 PM
Post it now! (First Class, obviously)

Send it by Pigeon Post!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2019, 08:08:12 PM »
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2019, 08:10:02 PM »
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2019, 11:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:10:20 PM
I need a net  sad24:

Bening.......... rubschin:

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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2019, 02:18:06 PM »
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2019, 02:26:42 PM »
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Re: Air rifle needed
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2019, 04:57:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 05:30:48 PM
My car is covered in pigeon shit. There are 5 cars in this car park. The only one with shit on is mine  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They are ungrateful bastards and today they have knocked the bird table over  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Apparently feeding the dog food sandwiches can work wonders...  rubschin:



Well seeing as they are only using Nicks car for target practice this can only be amusing...
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