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Title: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:21:16 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2014, 07:22:49 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
 point: point: point:

Get LL to rescue you
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:23:40 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Three of the lazy fuckers!  cussing:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:26:56 PM
Man VS mouse

I nearly caught him then!  cussing:

he is under my bookshelf now.....
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2014, 07:27:47 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Three of the lazy fuckers!  cussing:

Up from those new stairs.......... noooo:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2014, 07:29:05 PM
Man VS mouse

I nearly caught him then!  cussing:

he is under my bookshelf now.....

Get some of your cheese out....... whistle:  or if you built the bookcase let nature take it's cause........... whistle:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:30:46 PM
Man VS mouse

I nearly caught him then!  cussing:

he is under my bookshelf now.....

Get some of your cheese out....... whistle:  or if you built the bookcase let nature take it's cause........... whistle:

He sensed the danger of a collapsing bookcase and has (sensibly in my opinion) moved elsewhere.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2014, 07:31:27 PM
Man VS mouse

I nearly caught him then!  cussing:

he is under my bookshelf now.....

Get some of your cheese out....... whistle:  or if you built the bookcase let nature take it's cause........... whistle:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2014, 07:32:29 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have.  One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.

Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:32:58 PM
Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about???  Shocked:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2014, 07:33:40 PM
Looking for nuts?  noooo:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:33:53 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have.  One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.

Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

With port like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2014, 07:35:35 PM
Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about???  Shocked:

Did it feel like someone else?  rubschin:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2014, 07:37:11 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have.  One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.

Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

With port like...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 noooo:  can't go wasting port

Bet you don't have those non lethal mouse traps anymore
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:37:54 PM
He is in my pile of shotgun cartidges!  scared2:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2014, 07:39:32 PM
He is in my pile of shotgun cartidges!  scared2:

How is that a non=lethal mouse trap......... noooo:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:40:00 PM
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have.  One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.

Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

With port like...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 noooo:  can't go wasting port

Bet you don't have those non lethal mouse traps anymore

No, we have dry crackers....
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2014, 07:41:21 PM
Chocolate in the mouse trap.  Thumbs:

Mind you do not hurt Miss D though.  noooo:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2014, 09:14:12 PM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2014, 09:33:11 PM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2014, 08:08:41 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff

That's budgies not mice.  noooo:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2014, 08:10:06 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff

That's budgies not mice.  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2014, 08:22:22 AM
Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about???  Shocked:

Just over a foot ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2014, 08:23:15 AM
Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about???  Shocked:

Just over a foot ?  rubschin:

That would be his ankle....... rubschin:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 15, 2014, 08:36:56 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy

No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!

Top tip for BM - stand on a chair  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2014, 08:54:13 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy

No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!


Wouldn't Marmite be better for that?
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2014, 09:33:53 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy

No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!


Wouldn't Marmite be better for that?

 noooo:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2014, 10:19:38 AM
Marmite is never the solution  sick2:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2015, 07:54:12 PM
Fucking ginger bastard has just brought a mouse down here again!  cussing:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2015, 08:08:36 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2015, 08:17:09 PM
redface:

Not you! ::)
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2015, 08:25:09 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2015, 08:54:06 PM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

 rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy


No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!

Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:


A day in the life of BM towers?

http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc (http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2015, 06:38:09 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

 rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy


No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!

Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:


A day in the life of BM towers?

[url]http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc[/url])

 rubschin:


 evil:

I can't find the bleddy thing....  noooo:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2015, 08:28:08 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

 rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy


No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!

Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:


A day in the life of BM towers?

[url]http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc[/url])

 rubschin:


 evil:

I can't find the bleddy thing....  noooo:

You should get someone to send you some of those non lethal mouse traps like
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2015, 08:36:07 AM
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

 rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy


No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!

Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:


A day in the life of BM towers?

[url]http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc[/url])

 rubschin:


 evil:

I can't find the bleddy thing....  noooo:

You should get someone to send you some of those non lethal mouse traps like
[/quote

 rubschin:

Or smear myself in peanut butter...?
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 10, 2015, 12:04:11 PM
Another cat is required methinks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2015, 12:31:47 PM
Another cat is required methinks  :thumbsup:

facepalm:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2015, 01:13:23 PM
Another cat is required methinks  :thumbsup:
noooo:

Your average domestic cat will bring more live mice (voles, rats, rabbits) into your home then it scares away or kills.

Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2016, 08:27:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2016, 09:19:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2016, 09:40:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:

 lol:

I can't wait for the CGI geeks to get to work and turn it into a light sabre.
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2016, 10:24:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:

 lol:

I can't wait for the CGI geeks to get to work and turn it into a light sabre.
oh yes.  Good that will be
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2016, 02:18:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:

 lol:

I can't wait for the CGI geeks to get to work and turn it into a light sabre.
oh yes.  Good that will be

Amused BM will be not  noooo: