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Title: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 09:15:38 AM
Chatting to Miss I yesterday, I warned her that unless she got a move on and published her trilogy of novels soon that I would come back to haunt her. I said that, in the event of there being an afterlife (which I doubt) I would apply to join the Poltergeist Corps (they may have one) and that I would make all her future homes untidy and rearrange her knicker drawer. eveilgrin:

I would make a good poltergeist as I like to keep busy. Being dead must be quite boring and I reckon you might get to meet a more interesting class of dead people and get some poltergeist training and get to learn on the job, so to speak. I imagine you may have to get a licence of some sort.

What does the VP reckon?
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 09:19:58 AM
I haven't a ghost of an idea how to plan for any afterlife
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 09:21:05 AM
Without a plan you may find yourself issued with a harp!
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2019, 09:25:22 AM
Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 09:26:14 AM
Without a plan you may find yourself issued with a harp!
Promotion from a Triangle  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 09:27:57 AM
Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...?  rubschin:

It will be where you are going...
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2019, 09:31:02 AM
Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...?  rubschin:

It will be where you are going...

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Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2019, 09:46:25 AM
I'm just looking forward to the sleep thanks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 09:55:53 AM
Perhaps they have a Holiday Ghost Corps where you get to travel and haunt posh hotels  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 10:16:15 AM
Perhaps they have a Holiday Ghost Corps where you get to travel and haunt posh hotels  :thumbsup:

And given your track record so far you would end up haunting some flea infested bed and breakfast in Skegness instead...  whistle:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 01:35:00 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2019, 01:47:22 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 01:52:09 PM
If necessary  angel1

Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 01:57:53 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 02:00:19 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:

Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Just One More on September 01, 2019, 02:01:37 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

That'll put the willies up 'em
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2019, 02:02:11 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2019, 02:03:07 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:

Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.

You hope...  noooo:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2019, 06:15:27 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:

Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2019, 07:36:52 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:

Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit.  :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 07:41:38 PM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:

Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit.  :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: Life after death forward planning
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2019, 04:05:37 AM
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:

Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
That's the spirit.  :thumbsup:

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