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Title: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2018, 06:27:12 PM
And Nod wants to visit his alma mater at Sussex University  scared2: so he is coming along for a day or two noooo:
 
Nod is scared of cats for some reason  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2018, 08:16:00 PM
What could possibly go right?
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2018, 08:58:44 PM
Quote from: Cat
Wait, there are 2 of them?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i2z5Q3Ik7Nc/VGakEVP0nXI/AAAAAAAAEGk/nactR8V5aVg/s1600/funny-scared-cat-face.jpg)

Shite!! I've only got 4 lives left after the last time he came here..

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2018, 05:27:30 AM
Quote from: Cat
Wait, there are 2 of them?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i2z5Q3Ik7Nc/VGakEVP0nXI/AAAAAAAAEGk/nactR8V5aVg/s1600/funny-scared-cat-face.jpg)

Shite!! I've only got 4 lives left after the last time he came here..

 noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2018, 05:28:29 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2018, 02:03:19 PM
Off I go (no Nod fortunately). The cats will have been on their own for 24 hours so are bound to be enraged  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 19, 2018, 02:29:03 PM
Off I go (no Nod fortunately). The cats will have been on their own for 24 hours so are bound to be enraged  scared2:

More than likely, the question however will be are they enraged at being left alone or realising they have to put up with the ginger serf again.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2018, 07:04:52 PM
The lazy gits haven't even bothered to wake up!
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2018, 08:20:17 PM
The lazy gits haven't even bothered to wake up!

Dead...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2018, 08:22:59 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2018, 02:55:30 AM
The lazy gits haven't even bothered to wake up!


Quote from: Archie
It's not our fault. When we heard that the ginger stand in servant was coming back we hit the catnip to deal with the shock...

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Going through a months supply in an hour wasn't one of the best ideas we've ever had.
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2018, 03:13:53 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2018, 07:15:54 AM
The lazy gits haven't even bothered to wake up!


Quote from: Archie
It's not our fault. When we heard that the ginger stand in servant was coming back we hit the catnip to deal with the shock...

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Going through a months supply in an hour wasn't one of the best ideas we've ever had.


Catnip = cannabis for cats?
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2018, 04:44:44 PM
The lazy gits haven't even bothered to wake up!


Quote from: Archie
It's not our fault. When we heard that the ginger stand in servant was coming back we hit the catnip to deal with the shock...

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Going through a months supply in an hour wasn't one of the best ideas we've ever had.


Catnip = cannabis for cats?


They might be looking for something stronger you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2018, 07:56:18 AM
Another week of feline fun from the 19th  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 09, 2018, 07:59:50 AM
Another week of feline fun from the 19th  :thumbsup:

Buy washing machine futures
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2018, 08:07:52 AM
Another week of feline fun from the 19th  :thumbsup:

facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 05:49:56 PM
Another week of feline fun from the 19th  :thumbsup:

Quote from: Angry Cat
I shall be having words with my servants about their constant holidays and the quality of the stand in serf they keep using...

(https://i.imgur.com/e0u37lt.jpg)

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2018, 06:26:24 PM
Why on earth did the owners ever bother getting pets when they are away so much ???
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2018, 06:30:10 PM
They inherited them  ::)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2018, 10:08:02 AM
They inherited them  ::)
Aah

Good for them
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 15, 2018, 10:09:55 AM
They inherited them  ::)

So have you  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2018, 10:11:58 AM
They inherited them  ::)

So have you  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2018, 03:03:44 PM
Thay are even lazier than yer average cat. I have fuck all to do. May have lunch with the buxom unwidow one day  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2018, 05:02:47 PM
Thay are even lazier than yer average cat. I have fuck all to do. May have lunch with the buxom unwidow one day  scared2:
'lunch' is that a euphemism?
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2018, 05:09:00 PM
Her idea. I suggested that I would love to see her and the 12 year old daughter  scared2: *














































 *That may sound a bit pervy  redface: ::)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2018, 05:22:19 PM
It does Nick, it does

About as bad as my 'eating out for lunch?' thought I decided not to post (oops I just did  redface: )
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2018, 05:28:40 PM
I will play it by ear........... angel1
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2018, 08:12:28 AM
They inherited them  ::)

So have you  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2018, 09:12:20 AM
The Lady of the House is leaving shortly and is covering everything in Post-It notes  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have had extensive tutoring in how to use the hosepipe  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2018, 09:20:03 AM
The Lady of the House is leaving shortly and is covering everything in Post-It notes  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have had extensive tutoring in how to use the hosepipe  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2018, 10:05:16 AM
Alone at last (apart from two snoring cats)  cloud9: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2018, 10:10:22 AM
Alone at last (apart from two snoring cats)  cloud9: eveilgrin:

Are you sure its snoring and not growling.....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2018, 11:59:13 AM
Alone at last (apart from two snoring cats)  cloud9: eveilgrin:

Are you sure its snoring and not growling.....  whistle:
I think we grudgingly have to concede that Nick and these cats are well suited.   
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2018, 01:38:08 PM
The Lady of the House is leaving shortly and is covering everything in Post-It notes

"Feed Nick, empty his litter tray"
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2018, 01:40:04 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2018, 02:11:03 PM
Alone at last (apart from two snoring cats)  cloud9: eveilgrin:

Are you sure its snoring and not growling.....  whistle:
I think we grudgingly have to concede that Nick and these cats are well suited.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_30cyI-JGT14/R_NR7yYkqeI/AAAAAAAAAuk/ohd6ueodMvU/s320/everyfamilytwe128516008144135000.jpg)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2018, 02:35:55 PM
The Lady of the House is leaving shortly and is covering everything in Post-It notes

"Feed Nick, empty his litter tray"

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2018, 04:35:36 PM
The Lady of the House is leaving shortly and is covering everything in Post-It notes

"Feed Nick, empty his litter tray"

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2018, 04:56:59 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2018, 08:07:59 PM
The Lady of the House is leaving shortly and is covering everything in Post-It notes

"Feed Nick, empty his litter tray"

(https://images.pexels.com/photos/209037/pexels-photo-209037.jpeg?auto=compress&cs=tinysrgb&h=350)

Quote from: Pissed off Cat
Don't you dare even joke about it. We were expecting a nice relaxed few days with a competent serf. Now we have to spend out hard earned rest teaching this ancient servant how to do everything.

I have no idea what he's doing at the moment but I can't even watch

It's enough to drive me to catnip I tell you
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2018, 08:16:02 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2018, 09:05:18 PM
Quote from: Pissed off Cat
(https://images.pexels.com/photos/209037/pexels-photo-209037.jpeg?auto=compress&cs=tinysrgb&h=350)

Don't you dare even joke about it. We were expecting a nice relaxed few days with a competent serf. Now we have to spend out hard earned rest teaching this ancient servant how to do everything.

I have no idea what he's doing at the moment but I can't even watch

It's enough to drive me to catnip I tell you
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2018, 01:33:21 PM
There is a cupboard under the stairs. Usual stuff in it. If the door is shut the cats miaow and scratch to go in. If I open the door they just walk away.  Banghead Banghead

So sick of this panto that I now leave it open at all times and they show no interest.

I absent mindedly closed it earlier and they went bonkers. I opened it and they walked away  cussing: cussing:

WHY??
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2018, 01:37:17 PM
There is a cupboard under the stairs. Usual stuff in it. If the door is shut the cats miaow and scratch to go in. If I open the door they just walk away.  Banghead Banghead

So sick of this panto that I now leave it open at all times and they show no interest.

I absent mindedly closed it earlier and they went bonkers. I opened it and they walked away  cussing: cussing:

WHY??
Look at it from the cats point of view.  They call it entertainment
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2018, 01:44:01 PM
There is a cupboard under the stairs. Usual stuff in it. If the door is shut the cats miaow and scratch to go in. If I open the door they just walk away.  Banghead Banghead

So sick of this panto that I now leave it open at all times and they show no interest.

I absent mindedly closed it earlier and they went bonkers. I opened it and they walked away  cussing: cussing:

WHY??


Quote from: Amused Cat
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I....I....I....I am shocked and horrified that you would think we were doing this deliberately. Perhaps you are imagining things as you are so old.



Psssst, give him 5 minutes to feel guilty before we start doing it again....
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2018, 01:47:29 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2018, 02:09:42 PM
I have closed the door  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2018, 02:22:49 PM
I have closed the door  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


They will just find other ways to amuse themselves, leaving half rodents in your shoes or suchlike...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2018, 12:03:18 PM
Thanks Molly  evil:




(https://s15.postimg.cc/4m6641q93/IMG_1121.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4m6641q93/)


Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:


Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2018, 01:16:08 PM
Thanks Molly  evil:




(https://s15.postimg.cc/4m6641q93/IMG_1121.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4m6641q93/)


Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:
noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:44:03 PM
Thanks Molly  evil:




(https://s15.postimg.cc/4m6641q93/IMG_1121.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4m6641q93/)


Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:

I did warn you, if you take away one avenue of entertainment they will find another at your expense.  point:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2018, 01:49:06 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:52:21 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Nick, just accept your position as serf at the bottom of the food chain. It will make your time there so much easier...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2018, 01:55:51 PM
I bought the bastards some salmon  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 01:59:51 PM
I bought the bastards some salmon  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Bribery isn't going to work, just total surrender and submission...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2018, 02:04:27 PM
 surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 22, 2018, 02:08:12 PM
Look on the bright side, they may be carnivorous but they don't eat the elderly...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2018, 02:39:54 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2018, 03:40:04 PM
Thanks Molly  evil:




(https://s15.postimg.cc/4m6641q93/IMG_1121.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4m6641q93/)


Had to stand on its head to finish it off and then it tried to crawl out of the bin like a zombie  scared2: sick2:

 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2018, 11:56:17 AM
Been wondering where one of the cats was. He seems to have been locked in a cupboard for 24 hours  redface:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2018, 12:00:53 PM
Been wondering where one of the cats was. He seems to have been locked in a cupboard for 24 hours  redface:

Or hiding...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2018, 12:01:39 PM
 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 12:09:21 PM
Been wondering where one of the cats was. He seems to have been locked in a cupboard for 24 hours  redface:

Or hiding...  whistle:

Quote from: Unhappy Cat
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4RhNNFfcEEtj5IUewvVZjetDPzHNpU1iUlimVnJDvZFE8HSvN)

The strange ancient two legs with the shiny head was right, are they related by any chance they seem to have a lot in common.

Hiding here now until I can think of somewhere better.   scared2:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2018, 12:58:52 PM
Been wondering where one of the cats was. He seems to have been locked in a cupboard for 24 hours  redface:
And it kept its legs crossed all that time?
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2018, 01:03:26 PM
I am investigating that by nose  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 06:07:30 PM
I am investigating that by nose  sick2:

Don't worry, the cat will blame you for locking them away and will retaliate by relieving themselves on your spare clothing....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2018, 06:12:40 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2018, 06:23:29 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Eau de cat piss...................well you can always tell people you shop at Lidl...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2018, 09:05:44 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Eau de cat piss...................well you can always tell people you shop at Lidl...  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2018, 04:40:24 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Eau de cat piss...................well you can always tell people you shop at Lidl...  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2018, 03:37:58 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2018, 04:52:02 AM
End of current episode. Back again on August 6th  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2018, 05:25:12 AM
End of current episode. Back again on August 6th  :thumbsup:

You have more episodes than Eastenders.... why don't you just take the cats with you and Mr. Stew...? ::)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2018, 05:33:47 AM
 eeek:

Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2018, 05:12:07 PM
And I got a text reporting that I had locked one of the cats in a cupboard (hoover cupboard) where it had had a protest shit  redface:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2018, 06:01:02 PM
And I got a text reporting that I had locked one of the cats in a cupboard (hoover cupboard) where it had had a protest shit  redface:

Quote from: Amused Cat
Dozy stand in serf didn't even notice me sneaking into the cupboard...


One quick dump later and hopefully the next time the servants have to go somewhere we can have a properly trained temp...  whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2018, 06:01:55 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2018, 07:24:22 PM
And I got a text reporting that I had locked one of the cats in a cupboard (hoover cupboard) where it had had a protest shit  redface:

Part of a cunning plan not to be asked again?
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2018, 07:33:09 PM
Back in 10 days  angel1 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2018, 07:36:09 PM
Back in 10 days  angel1 eveilgrin:

Quote from: Not So Amused Cat
Curses..............foiled again. Oh the felinity...  Yargh:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2018, 06:03:42 AM
Here I go again...............
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2018, 06:15:09 AM
Here I go again...............

Taking Mr. Stew with you...?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2018, 07:41:54 AM
Here I go again...............
rubschin:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2018, 07:45:06 AM
Here I go again...............
rubschin:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710)

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg643343#msg643343 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg643343#msg643343)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2018, 07:45:38 AM
Here I go again...............
rubschin:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710)

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg643343#msg643343 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg643343#msg643343)
redface:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2018, 09:58:04 AM
How did Cobnut get in there
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2018, 10:50:34 AM
Here I go again...............
rubschin:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45074710)

AFFS!  whistle:

https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg643343#msg643343 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg643343#msg643343)
redface:

Quite understandable Mr. Darwin Sir, a mistake anybody could have made... I shouldn't have mentioned it....  redface:

I blame Your Man...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2018, 12:33:24 PM
Just arrived after very  hottio drive and the sodding M25  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No sign of cats
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2018, 12:36:46 PM
Just arrived after very  hottio drive and the sodding M25  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No sign of cats

No cats on the M25 is a good thing isn't it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2018, 12:44:30 PM
Child  ::)
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2018, 12:54:49 PM
Archie the Cat writes:

The permanent staff have cleared off again and yes, HE’S BACK!  😾

This is the same clown of a temporary servant who TWICE managed to lock me in the “cupboard I do not want to go in” last time he was here. I shall have to be very cautious and I intend to observe his every move during what I hope will be a mercifully brief stay. His main role is to attend to my needs (and, I suppose, those of my sister, particularly killing the disgusting mice she brings in for him).
I have two options, I think: I can snub him entirely, but then he might ignore me, or I can attempt to ingratiate myself with him and lull him into a false sense of security. Yes! That way I may get treats and it will be easier to wreak my revenge when his defences are down. I shall form an evil plan. But right now, I need a nap.
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2018, 01:06:09 PM
Archie the Cat writes:

The permanent staff have cleared off again and yes, HE’S BACK!  😾

This is the same clown of a temporary servant who TWICE managed to lock me in the “cupboard I do not want to go in” last time he was here. I shall have to be very cautious and I intend to observe his every move during what I hope will be a mercifully brief stay. His main role is to attend to my needs (and, I suppose, those of my sister, particularly killing the disgusting mice she brings in for him).
I have two options, I think: I can snub him entirely, but then he might ignore me, or I can attempt to ingratiate myself with him and lull him into a false sense of security. Yes! That way I may get treats and it will be easier to wreak my revenge when his defences are down. I shall form an evil plan. But right now, I need a nap.

facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 03:06:17 PM
Just arrived after very  hottio drive and the sodding M25  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No sign of cats

Quote from: Cat
Oh Shite, the servants took the wrong luggage...  Banghead

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Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2018, 06:27:10 PM
Just arrived after very  hottio drive and the sodding M25  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No sign of cats

Quote from: Cat
Oh Shite, the servants took the wrong luggage...  Banghead

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr8QfezeJlohiuxDLb3UIYQdxLA1dhALsZ2HC6961uOTSXuOdu3A)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:57:44 PM
Just arrived after very  hottio drive and the sodding M25  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

No sign of cats

Quote from: Cat
Oh Shite, the servants took the wrong luggage...  Banghead

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr8QfezeJlohiuxDLb3UIYQdxLA1dhALsZ2HC6961uOTSXuOdu3A)
lol: lol: lol:

Quote from: Cat
Just a quick message to Cobnut's Mogbook page. That'll teach that cheeky 2 legs to laugh at me...  eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2018, 09:46:05 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Cobnut nearly shat himself earlier.  Bolt of lighning hit the field behind our house and he jumped in the air when the huge simultaneous bang hit.  Of course 5 minutes later he was strutting round like it never happened
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2018, 03:28:19 PM
Archie shat in the laundry basket. The one with all my clean laundry in it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2018, 04:06:17 PM
Archie shat in the laundry basket. The one with all my clean laundry in it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Quote from: Archie
(https://cammy-marketing.s3.amazonaws.com/2015/09/1441643547/cat-smug-tounge-out.jpg)

He seems really upset by the fact...  whistle:

I never even knew cats could blow a raspberry...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2018, 12:04:18 PM
Archie shat in the laundry basket. The one with all my clean laundry in it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Get you own back, shit where he normally sleeps
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2018, 12:06:20 PM
I can't, he never moves from his sleeping spot  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2018, 12:36:42 PM
I can't, he never moves from his sleeping spot  cussing:
So he has an alibi for the Laundry basket episode

'Archie is Innocent OK' posters will be plastered all over motorway bridges.  Cricket pitches will be dug up in protest
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2018, 01:54:47 PM
Molly the Cat writes: I thought my brother was dead as he has not moved for 14 hours (and I ate his breakfast :-) ) , so I poked him and he sort of made a squeak noise, so I think he is just having a long nap (for a change). The temporary servant seems to be more or less on top of things and the "cupboard we do not want to go into" remains open at all times so that we don't have to worry about it. He seems to be learning. I will discuss it with Archie when he wakes up (though I will have to be quick) but we may permit him to return when the permanent staff go away again. Right now, though, I wish to watch the lawn on Bird TV. I also fancy a mouse snack. I wish they made mouse flavour cat food. It would save time.
Title: Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2018, 08:52:12 PM
Molly the Cat writes: I thought my brother was dead as he has not moved for 14 hours (and I ate his breakfast :-) ) , so I poked him and he sort of made a squeak noise, so I think he is just having a long nap (for a change). The temporary servant seems to be more or less on top of things and the "cupboard we do not want to go into" remains open at all times so that we don't have to worry about it. He seems to be learning. I will discuss it with Archie when he wakes up (though I will have to be quick) but we may permit him to return when the permanent staff go away again. Right now, though, I wish to watch the lawn on Bird TV. I also fancy a mouse snack. I wish they made mouse flavour cat food. It would save time.

Quote from: Molly
Note to self: Change Mogbook password, it seems that even clueless temporary serfs are able to figure out how to use t'interweb and post shite...  cussing:

Sounds like Nick's been caught red handed, or is cack handed more appropriate for him...   Popcorn: