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Title: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:39:39 PM
Coming soon. This is going to be exciting (and possibly a bit weird)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:44:00 PM
OK

1. What is the connection between eels and Bertha Rochester?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 03:20:02 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 03:21:18 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2018, 04:06:31 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 04:10:54 PM
I have 19 more  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 05:54:08 PM
OK

1. What is the connection between eels and Bertha Rochester?
Easy - no google cheatery required

They both appear in your post
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 05:58:01 PM
No

Steve gets deducted one point  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 06:16:18 PM
No

Steve gets deducted one point  angel1
evil: You are a meanie and may your locks be infested with eels

Anyway I'm playing this to Pointless rules so I'm winning



 
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:18:48 PM
I am still waiting for a correct answer. There will be a prize at the end of the contest.............. angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 06:28:02 PM
I am still waiting for a correct answer. There will be a prize at the end of the contest.............. angel1
I've already cheated and I still don't know the answer Mr Bronte
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:35:05 PM
Not good enough. I will not deduct another point yet. angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 06:40:01 PM
Not good enough. I will not deduct another point yet. angel1
Can we ask questions like?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 06:41:07 PM
No
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:00:10 PM
If only Mr Darwin (sir)  would come and save you all, so we could get on to exciting Question 2 noooo: noooo: and I could give him One.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 07:15:00 PM
Were they both slimy?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
No. Stop guessing, you Southern dolt  cussing: cussing: cussing:

And that was a question, so I deduct another point.
Title: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 07:37:06 PM
Richard Osman says Iím winning. Well Iím sure he would

Is it a regional accent thing?  Like she used to say ďEel be having another slice of pieĒ
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 07:37:51 PM
I am winning ........... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 07:41:05 PM
I am winning ........... Thumbs:
Oh noes youíve found the secret code
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:45:39 PM
Apey: 0
Steve: -2

Hardly a winner  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 07:49:40 PM
Apey: 0
Steve: -2

Hardly a winner  noooo: noooo:

Yes it is ......... evil:


maths don't lie ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:53:21 PM
You haven't given me the right answer yet  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 07:54:54 PM
I see Mr Darwin, sir, is here. Thank heavens  ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2018, 08:16:59 PM
I see Mr Darwin, sir, is here. Thank heavens  ::)
Don't be Sargasstic,  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 08:27:32 PM
Mr Darwin (sir) teetering on the brink but Nul Points until he takes this seriously  evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2018, 08:49:58 PM
Is the answer, "ladder"...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 08:50:59 PM
Guess = -1 point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2018, 08:52:44 PM
Guess = -1 point

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 09:43:31 PM
Guess = -1 point

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Itís power itís gone to his head

Luckily no one puts him in charge of anything important like locks




Oh . . .
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 09:56:31 PM
-1 for being rude to the Quizmaster AND being clueless.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 10:25:42 PM
-1 for being rude to the Quizmaster AND being clueless.
I admit to being clueless about eels

How sad for you to be clueless except about eels



Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2018, 11:16:35 PM
OK

1. What is the connection between eels and Bertha Rochester?

One is a  contained  basket case  and the other  is contained in a basket case  rubschin:

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2018, 11:17:49 PM
Or both are improved by liquor!!!
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2018, 11:22:09 PM
Or both taste of fish  ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 12:31:04 AM
Apey: 0
Steve: -2

Hardly a winner  noooo: noooo:

Yes it is ......... evil:


maths don't lie ....... Thumbs:

You may want to take a look at your bar tab then Apey....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2018, 05:54:49 AM
3 points to Miss D I reckon!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 06:32:59 AM
She had three wrong guesses, so she is on -3  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 07:42:18 AM
She had three wrong guesses, so she is on -3  eveilgrin:
Oh noes, 3 good answers from Miss D



Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:51:41 AM
But none of them correct  cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 07:58:43 AM
But none of them correct  cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.
Where's Bamber Gasgoigne when you need him

or that Vicky Coren-Mitchell?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2018, 11:35:49 AM
But none of them correct  cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.
Where's Bamber Gasgoigne when you need him

or that Vicky Coren-Mitchell?

Unfortunately due to the restraining order Nick can't come within 500 yards of her  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 11:42:58 AM
Still winning ......... cloud9:


Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 11:59:09 AM
Still winning ......... cloud9:


Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Wot this one?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/FMIB_35739_Anguilla_vulgaris_--_Anguilla.jpeg/221px-FMIB_35739_Anguilla_vulgaris_--_Anguilla.jpeg)

 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 12:14:36 PM
But none of them correct  cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.

Blatant favouritism ..... sad32:

This causes me stress ..i am going to sue you for making me feel eel  lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2018, 12:33:45 PM
But none of them correct  cussing: cussing:

I am starting to suspect that eels are not uppermost in the minds of the regulars. A whole point is available for Mr Darwin, sir, when he stops being silly.

Blatant favouritism ..... sad32:

This causes me stress ..i am going to sue you for making me feel eel  lol:
drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:02:18 PM
I have a brilliant Question 2 ready as soon as one of you clowns (or Mr Darwin, sir) answers this question  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:05:23 PM
Is it the "Wild Sargasso Sea" perchance?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:06:38 PM
Uncle is the winner and gets one point!!!

 happ096
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:07:31 PM
Question 2: Which English monarch allegedly died of eating too many false eels?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:10:18 PM
One of the Henrys I think died of eating Lampreys.   rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:12:25 PM
That is a guess, so I deduct one point  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:15:13 PM
   cussing:  sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:27:11 PM
I have strict roolz, but as you have ruined this, I shall move to question 3.

Question 3: What is the connection between eels and the terrifying film Alien?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 02:36:13 PM
   cussing:  sad32: sad32:

Still joint 1st with me ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:37:13 PM
Quite, Mr. Zero  ::)

Get on with Q3.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:37:28 PM
I have a guess but I'm keeping it to myself 'til you post your roolz like.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:38:49 PM
Roolz

Wrong answers = deduct one point
Guesses = deduct one point if wrong
Correct answer = one point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 02:53:47 PM
The Moray eel has a mouth like the 'Alien'
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 02:57:34 PM
For one point, please be a tad more specific in your answer...........
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 03:10:17 PM
For one point, please be a tad more specific in your answer...........

Deduct him a point ....... cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 03:17:00 PM
Extra set of teeth inside its mouth. I don't know if they can extend out of the mouth like wot an Alien can.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:00 PM
I award uncle (who is clearly an eel expert) half a point. I shall now got to Q4 angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 03:39:50 PM
That has got me stumped,

Does the recipe include Marmite?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:40:27 PM
No

- 1 point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 03:47:23 PM
No

- 1 point

Back in the lead ......... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 03:48:36 PM
Answer the question  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 11, 2018, 03:58:53 PM
No

- 1 point

Damn! I shall leave the question to Miss D.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 04:09:07 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because there are still creme eggs available in the planet and times are never that tough !!!

I'll take my own point away 😁
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 04:10:47 PM
And I will remove another, so you are -5.

Your knowledge of eels is woeful  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 04:12:09 PM
And I will remove another, so you are -5.

Your knowledge of eels is woeful  noooo:

I have extended my lead ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 04:13:30 PM
Only here could you win the prize by not answering anything  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have more questions though  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 06:06:18 PM
FFS get on with it. I am bizzy!!  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 07:24:51 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 07:26:35 PM
Answer 4  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2018, 08:11:20 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 08:14:23 PM
-6
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2018, 08:22:50 PM
I like this game ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2018, 08:25:25 PM
Your score does not win the magnificent prize. And there are many more questions to go  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 03:43:43 AM
Is the answer to any of the questions, "ladder"...?  rubschin:

If not, I'm not playing...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2018, 07:28:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:34:58 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 07:38:54 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 07:46:54 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva"  and "slippery"  so I haven't taken it too seriously...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:03:09 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva"  and "slippery"  so I haven't taken it too seriously...  whistle:

So in other words no different to a normal day then BM...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:04:07 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva"  and "slippery"  so I haven't taken it too seriously...  whistle:

So in other words no different to a normal day then BM...  whistle:

Ummmm.... yes...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:23:10 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva"  and "slippery"  so I haven't taken it too seriously...  whistle:
I knew electric but had forgotten Elva.  To me Elva means this (in the Bexhill - birthplace of UK motor racing no less - museum)
(https://www.gracesguide.co.uk/images/2/27/Im2016-Elva1.jpg)

We could do a quiz about Elvas
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:24:25 AM
I am not telling you the answers. I am deducting a point from your score for attempting to cheat.

BM: -1

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
You should worry, some of us are on minus eleventy

I realised at the beginning that the only answers I know are, "ladder", "Elva"  and "slippery"  so I haven't taken it too seriously...  whistle:
I knew electric but had forgotten Elva.  To me Elva means this (in the Bexhill - birthplace of UK motor racing no less - museum)
(https://www.gracesguide.co.uk/images/2/27/Im2016-Elva1.jpg)

We could do a quiz about Elvas

yeah, lets dump this and do a proper quiz!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:26:43 AM
Q1:  Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:28:11 AM
Q1:  Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?

Oh noes, you'd better start a new thread or our resident lock keeper will have a fit...   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:30:56 AM
Q1:  Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?

Oh noes, you'd better start a new thread or our resident lock keeper will have a fit...   noooo:
wasn't that the plan?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:32:53 AM
Q1:  Why were Elva racing cars called Elva?

Oh noes, you'd better start a new thread or our resident lock keeper will have a fit...   noooo:
wasn't that the plan?

We'ell...  redface:

Is it a corruption of 'elle va' meaning 'she goes'...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:38:11 AM
10 points to BM  (even if we all know you googled it)

Q2:  What sort of vehicle still proudly bears the Elva name and is often seen on the Hastings and Bexhill roads?

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:40:42 AM
10 points to BM  (even if we all know you googled it)

Q2:  What sort of vehicle still proudly bears the Elva name and is often seen on the Hastings and Bexhill roads?

10 points!  cloud9:

Is it a recovery service...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 08:53:29 AM
10 points to BM  (even if we all know you googled it)

Q2:  What sort of vehicle still proudly bears the Elva name and is often seen on the Hastings and Bexhill roads?

10 points!  cloud9:

Is it a recovery service...?  rubschin:
10 more points  :thumbsup:  (still think you googled)

Apparently they are very good for rescuing Olde Sierras


Q3 (final question for 30 points)  what Elva do I drive past fairly regularly?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:32:36 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 01:36:54 PM
Am I still winning ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2018, 01:42:17 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:10 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 02:16:53 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 02:20:18 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 07:31:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:52:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRbvgJhR-U)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:52:56 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame

Eel be having a heart attack at this rate...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2018, 08:55:11 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame

Eel be having a heart attack at this rate...  noooo:

Shocking...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2018, 09:00:40 PM
YOu are ruining my lovely thread  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Yes it's a fair cop m'lud but society is to blame

Eel be having a heart attack at this rate...  noooo:

Shocking...  noooo:
lol: lol: lol: both
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2018, 10:38:06 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2018, 10:44:15 PM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2018, 12:17:41 AM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning!  cussing:

Not in our time zone ......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 12:41:13 AM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning!  cussing:

Not in our time zone ......... noooo:

I bleddy am!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2018, 01:18:04 AM
You are presently in the lead with nul points  facepalm:
Oh noes, BM has +19 points now thanks to his amazing (Googled) knowledge of Elvas

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

NO ..our Bamber has ruled ..I am winning ........ 8)

I'm bleddy winning!  cussing:

Not in our time zone ......... noooo:

I bleddy am!  cussing:
Not this morning .. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 07:39:40 AM
Where's that Court of Arbitration in Quizes when you need it





Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 01:23:05 PM
You're all winners in my eyes  ;D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 01:31:00 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4.  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 01:46:18 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4.  cussing: cussing:
But Miss D says we've all won already  ;D

Now are you going to argue with that axe?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:09:08 PM
Yes! I have loads more exciting questions  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 02:33:30 PM
I will also post the next question  angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 05:09:24 PM
I will also post the next question  angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?
They are seriously scary?   Yes really, big buggers they be
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2018, 06:27:13 PM
I will also post the next question  angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 08:19:19 PM
You're all winners in my eyes  ;D

 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 08:21:36 PM
I will also post the next question  angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?

Another point for Miss D!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:21:38 PM
I will also post the next question  angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?

Another point deducted from your pitiful score noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 09:42:07 PM
I will also post the next question  angel1

5. What is odd about the Moray Eel?

Are they left handed ?

Another point deducted from your pitiful score noooo:

Do they have two jaws like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2018, 09:43:23 PM
Another point deducted for guessing
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2018, 09:58:41 PM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it!  cussing:
So if that's the right answer no one can get a point for this question

We're all doomed
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 13, 2018, 11:25:01 PM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it!  cussing:
So if that's the right answer no one can get a point for this question

We're all doomed

Remember to send us all a postcard when you are fully assimilated into Nick's world....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2018, 08:43:15 AM
Still winning........ cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 08:45:19 AM
Another point deducted for guessing

I Googled it!  cussing:
So if that's the right answer no one can get a point for this question

We're all doomed

Remember to send us all a postcard when you are fully assimilated into Nick's world....  whistle:
;D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 09:18:23 AM
Will somebody answer Q. 4  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 14, 2018, 09:32:05 AM
I've forgotten what Q4 is. confused: 
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 09:54:17 AM
I've forgotten what Q4 is. confused:
I've forgotten what an eel is

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 01:24:55 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4.  cussing: cussing:
But Miss D says we've all won already  ;D

Now are you going to argue with that axe?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 01:54:38 PM
Q4: Apart from being fish-averse, why should Miss D avoid eel sushi??

Because she is a super smart and sensible wumman that knows that it would be disgusting and stomach churning !!!

Things are slippery for a reason !!!

I am still waiting for an answer to Q 4.  cussing: cussing:
But Miss D says we've all won already  ;D

Now are you going to argue with that axe?
lost for words Nick ^   Eel got your tongue?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 02:39:11 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2018, 03:23:16 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
rubschin:

Look at it this was Steve, do you really want to risk winning an item that has absorbed THAT many Nick-o-rays of doom...  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 03:27:18 PM
ANswer it then you six fingered mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 03:28:35 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
Shouldn't that be eeleventy million points?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 03:29:38 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
rubschin:

Look at it this was Steve, do you really want to risk winning an item that has absorbed THAT many Nick-o-rays of doom...  scared2:
Well if it was munny . . . .
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2018, 07:33:50 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?
Shouldn't that be eeleventy million points?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2018, 07:37:05 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?

Nope!  point:

Roolz

Wrong answers = deduct one point
Guesses = deduct one point if wrong
Correct answer = one point
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2018, 08:15:12 PM
I can release the answer to Q 4 and award myself eleventy million points and win my own prize. SHall I do that?

Nope!  point:

Roolz

Wrong answers = deduct one point
Guesses = deduct one point if wrong
Correct answer = one point

So much for sibling loyalty...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 08:29:17 PM
As usual, no one read the small print T&Cs  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 08:34:53 PM
As usual, no one read the small print T&Cs  whistle:
Was that where it says 'it's an eel wind that blows nobody any good"?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2018, 08:40:27 PM
As usual, no one read the small print T&Cs  whistle:
Was that where it says 'it's an eel wind that blows nobody any good"?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 08:43:32 PM
Get on with Q. 4 you morons  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2018, 08:58:55 PM
Get on with Q. 4 you morons  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Would you be offended if I said I'd rather watch paint dry? 
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2018, 09:00:39 PM
-4

(T&Cs)  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2018, 07:48:24 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel!  eeek:

+50 bonus points...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 09:02:32 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel!  eeek:

+50 bonus points...  cloud9:

Quote from: The Eel
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great Bucket  eeek:

+500 bonus points...
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2018, 10:37:54 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel!  eeek:

+50 bonus points...  cloud9:

I had the eels replaced on my shoes today.
+50 bonus points too  lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 10:45:23 AM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel!  eeek:

+50 bonus points...  cloud9:

I had the eels replaced on my shoes today.
+50 bonus points too  lol:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 03:53:37 PM
You are both on -100 now. Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2018, 04:08:44 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:14:14 PM
I have a tie breaker  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 04:16:05 PM
I have a tie breaker  eveilgrin:
I have a tie

So I win
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:18:33 PM
Steve is now disqualified  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 04:22:54 PM
Steve is now disqualified  angel1
:thumbsup: tis an honour

I'll just comment as a spectator now

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:40:32 PM
I am just going to eat the prize anyway.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 04:54:39 PM
I am just going to eat the prize anyway.
An Eel pie?

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 04:58:49 PM
Wabbit. I hate eels.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 05:30:57 PM
Wabbit. I hate eels.
The evidence above says otherwise.

As for wabbit pie as a prize how shall we measure my disappointment at not winning it?  Even electron microscopes would fail to detect it

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2018, 05:38:16 PM
Bad loser  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2018, 07:31:49 PM
Wabbit. I hate eels.
The evidence above says otherwise.

As for wabbit pie as a prize how shall we measure my disappointment at not winning it?  Even electron microscopes would fail to detect it

Not daft enough to want to consume a Nick-o-ray infused pie then..........  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 08:09:11 PM
Wabbit. I hate eels.
The evidence above says otherwise.

As for wabbit pie as a prize how shall we measure my disappointment at not winning it?  Even electron microscopes would fail to detect it

Not daft enough to want to consume a Nick-o-ray infused pie then..........  :thumbsup:
More the wabbit content.  As much use to me as a Marmite sarnie is to Miss D
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2018, 08:22:33 PM
Went black water rafting today and was in the water with a bleddy great eel!  eeek:

+50 bonus points...  cloud9:

I had the eels replaced on my shoes today.
+50 bonus points too  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2018, 08:24:35 PM
You are both on -100 now. Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was a bleddy great eel in the water!  cussing:


(https://s9.postimg.cc/4l3m90qvf/3054713_orig.png) (https://postimg.cc/image/4l3m90qvf/)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2018, 08:26:46 PM
You are both on -100 now. Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was a bleddy great eel in the water!  cussing:


(https://s9.postimg.cc/4l3m90qvf/3054713_orig.png) (https://postimg.cc/image/4l3m90qvf/)
scared2:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2018, 11:43:15 AM
Bloody eel.   lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though  :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2018, 11:50:20 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2018, 08:07:12 PM
Bloody eel.   lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though  :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?

Weel, it obviously depends on the size of the aforementioned eel...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2018, 08:21:50 PM
Bloody eel.   lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though  :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?

Weel, it obviously depends on the size of the aforementioned eel...  whistle:
;D

Or there is the other question.  How much gunk does it put in your leg if it bites it?

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2018, 09:19:50 PM
Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2018, 10:21:15 PM
Where is my prize ......... rubschin:
Where's my pet wabbit gone?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2018, 02:16:42 PM
Bloody eel.   lol: You had the right boots to stamp on the fecker though  :thumbsup:

Q zailliontienth

How much gunk comes out of an ell when it is squished ?

Weel, it obviously depends on the size of the aforementioned eel...  whistle:
;D

Or there is the other question.  How much gunk does it put in your leg if it bites it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoDb0bMQuk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoDb0bMQuk)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2018, 02:22:57 PM
No one is taking this seriously  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2018, 03:11:15 PM
No one is taking this seriously  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2018, 03:13:52 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2018, 07:00:12 PM
No one is taking this seriously  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Well you started it
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2018, 07:07:13 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2018, 07:35:57 PM
Thought you'd applaud the clever subtle double meaning of that post



Who am I kidding?
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 05:20:51 AM
What did I see today???  eeek:

Eels, ells I tells ya - millions of them and mahoosive too!


(https://s9.postimg.cc/g41v3uh1n/1090623.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/g41v3uh1n/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/ywdq7fsvf/1090624.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ywdq7fsvf/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/un9059hwb/1090625.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/un9059hwb/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/dmq3wlkaj/1090640.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/dmq3wlkaj/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/6w9mn64uj/1090643.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6w9mn64uj/)

(https://s9.postimg.cc/4rp9m3axn/1090644.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/4rp9m3axn/)


+ 1 millionteen points to me...  uc9: uc9: uc9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 05:43:58 AM
YOu failed to mention a hovercraft excursion.
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 05:44:58 AM
YOu failed to mention a hovercraft excursion.

I still get a millionteen points as I have seen eels twice... ::)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 05:45:55 AM
Nul points  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 07:59:41 AM
Nul points  noooo: noooo:
Meet him half way with half a millionteen?

And BM's still got those Elva points banked
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 08:03:18 AM
This is a serious quiz, not an eel-spotting competition  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 08:08:19 AM
This is a serious quiz, not an eel-spotting competition  Banghead Banghead Banghead
yes of course it is Nick  pathead:








happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 08:30:26 AM
Look at the fuckers - I'm lucky to have escaped with my life!  scared2:

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 08:33:37 AM
YOu were quite safe. Eels do not like pickled foodstuffs*




























*Bonus eel fact #1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 08:41:22 AM
+ 1 millionteen points for posting a video like...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 08:41:41 AM
YOu were quite safe. Eels do not like pickled foodstuffs*



*Bonus eel fact #1
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:04:33 AM
So the s cores on the doors so far...

BM - 1.5 billionteen
Apey - 0
Everybody else - negative

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:06:00 AM
I am in charge of this game, not you evil:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:08:07 AM
I am in charge of this game, not you evil:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:21:49 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:27:28 AM
Was a prize mentioned...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:31:51 AM
It will be a surprise for the actual winner when I decide who has won  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:37:08 AM
It will be a surprise for the actual winner when I decide who has won  angel1

::)

I got 'ladder' and 'slippery' and I was in the water with a mahoosive eel and I saw a 'bed' of eels and posted pictures and videos of the same...   whistle:

I don't think there can be any doubt as to the winner...  uc9:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:44:45 AM
I am not sure LL would like the prize I have in mind  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:45:41 AM
I am not sure LL would like the prize I have in mind  eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 09:49:31 AM
It comes in two parts (second class delivery)


(https://s17.postimg.cc/ip4f9cr4r/modelhovercraft.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ip4f9cr4r/)



(https://s17.postimg.cc/6n91f851n/Eels-in-live-box-web.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6n91f851n/)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:54:20 AM
It comes in two parts (second class delivery)


(https://s17.postimg.cc/ip4f9cr4r/modelhovercraft.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ip4f9cr4r/)



(https://s17.postimg.cc/6n91f851n/Eels-in-live-box-web.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6n91f851n/)

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 06:42:17 PM
meanwhile somewhere underwater eels are doing a quiz about humans
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 06:44:51 PM
Well, they will be baffled then!!
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 06:45:26 PM
Well, they will be baffled then!!
like us then
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 06:52:55 PM
Quite! How would an eel explain Miss D!!
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 07:00:08 PM
Quite! How would an eel explain Miss D!!
Can anybody?  Not sure it's a good thing to be able to be explained

Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 07:07:51 PM
Quite so  angel1
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2018, 04:02:38 PM
It will be a surprise for the actual winner when I decide who has won  angel1

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2018, 04:08:35 PM
Do you have a hovercraft? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2018, 05:32:27 PM
Do you have a hovercraft? rubschin:

Punctures ........ cussing:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2018, 05:33:42 PM
You shouldn't have let Foggy drive it  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2018, 08:55:28 AM
http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704 (http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704) 

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2018, 09:05:10 AM
[url]http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704[/url] ([url]http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704[/url]) 

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2018, 09:06:10 AM
Unusual Eel fact #23

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jun/21/cocaine-in-rivers-harming-endangered-eels-study-finds (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jun/21/cocaine-in-rivers-harming-endangered-eels-study-finds)
Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2018, 09:11:34 AM
[url]http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704[/url] ([url]http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704[/url]) 

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Title: Re: The all new "Test your knowledge of eels" pub game
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2018, 04:53:37 PM
[url]http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704[/url] ([url]http://twitter.com/NigelSlater/status/1012632547875016704[/url]) 

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Was that picture taken before he ate it or after he barfed it back up on to the plate...?