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Title: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2016, 01:58:05 PM
To celebrate getting two freelance writing contracts  cloud9:  Miss I has purchased two dwarf hamsters (to keep her company  ::) )

I asked if they were boys or girls. "Good point," she said  facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2016, 01:59:50 PM
To celebrate getting two freelance writing contracts  cloud9:  Miss I has purchased two dwarf hamsters (to keep her company  ::) )

I asked if they were boys or girls. "Good point," she said  facepalm: facepalm:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2016, 05:17:58 PM
To celebrate getting two freelance writing contracts  cloud9:  Miss I has purchased two dwarf hamsters (to keep her company  ::) )

I asked if they were boys or girls. "Good point," she said  facepalm: facepalm:

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I expect google can put her in contact with Freddie Starr
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2016, 05:29:02 PM
One is inside the sofa and making chomping sounds  facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2016, 05:52:50 PM
One is inside the sofa and making chomping sounds  facepalm:

TMJs......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2016, 08:05:30 PM
Just out of interest, when Miss I bought them were they the only two active ones in the cage with the rest of them huddled together apparently sleeping.......?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 08:37:05 AM

(https://s22.postimg.org/9khexqj0d/tiny_cast1.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/9khexqj0d/)

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redditor GeorgeOnee posted an oddly adorable photo that showed his tiny little hamster wearing a tiny little cast in order to heal his tiny broken arm. While GeorgeOnee didnít say how his hamster broke his arm, he did say that insurance covered the cost of the cast.
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2016, 09:04:47 AM

([url]https://s22.postimg.org/9khexqj0d/tiny_cast1.jpg[/url]) ([url]https://postimg.org/image/9khexqj0d/[/url])



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 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 09:24:18 AM

([url]https://s22.postimg.org/9khexqj0d/tiny_cast1.jpg[/url]) ([url]https://postimg.org/image/9khexqj0d/[/url])



([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infostormer.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F05%2Ftom-nazi-salute.jpg&hash=8441ad01bbdd67cd668153a47f3ee696[/url])

 rubschin:


 lol:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2016, 09:35:54 AM

(https://s22.postimg.org/9khexqj0d/tiny_cast1.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/9khexqj0d/)

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redditor GeorgeOnee posted an oddly adorable photo that showed his tiny little hamster wearing a tiny little cast in order to heal his tiny broken arm. While GeorgeOnee didnít say how his hamster broke his arm, he did say that insurance covered the cost of the cast.
aaah  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 05:17:01 PM
Both are girls, it seems, and are called Chilli and Pepper. As they are identical she is giving them different coloured bows in their, um, hair  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 05:31:35 PM
I have suggested branding them  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2016, 05:39:57 PM
I have suggested branding them  eveilgrin:
noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 05:44:26 PM
I have now suggested she varnishes their claws with different colours of nail varnish. Apparently, this is a brilliant idea  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2016, 06:14:46 PM
I have now suggested she varnishes their claws with different colours of nail varnish. Apparently, this is a brilliant idea  cloud9:

Right up to the point where they start biting chunks out of her fingers....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 06:19:21 PM
I have been awarded 293 brownie points  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2016, 06:20:41 PM
I have been awarded 293 brownie points  cloud9:

So how long before you get back out of negative numbers then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 06:29:38 PM
Having rewritten her CV and got her four contracts angel1  Moved house  angel1 Given her a new book angel1

Um,,,,,,,,,,,,soon  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2016, 06:35:19 PM
Having rewritten her CV and got her four contracts angel1  Moved house  angel1 Given her a new book angel1

Um,,,,,,,,,,,,I've lost count soon  sad24:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2016, 08:32:00 PM
Having rewritten her CV and got her four contracts angel1  Moved house  angel1 Given her a new book angel1

Um,,,,,,,,,,,,soon  sad24:


And then you can get one of these

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagebon.com%2Fpostpic%2F2012%2F10%2Fsticker-reward-charts_357257.jpg&hash=00b830c1f96986a9bff1e7221f7f8d34)

Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2016, 08:42:54 PM
Having rewritten her CV and got her four contracts angel1  Moved house  angel1 Given her a new book angel1

Um,,,,,,,,,,,,soon  sad24:


And then you can get one of these

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagebon.com%2Fpostpic%2F2012%2F10%2Fsticker-reward-charts_357257.jpg&hash=00b830c1f96986a9bff1e7221f7f8d34[/url])


BM......... point:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2016, 05:14:37 AM

(https://s10.postimg.org/hdibo5cdx/stic.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/hdibo5cdx/)

 point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2016, 06:49:32 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2016, 06:18:07 PM

(https://s10.postimg.org/b88ui2qyt/girlhamsters.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b88ui2qyt/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2016, 06:19:57 PM

(https://s10.postimg.org/b88ui2qyt/girlhamsters.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b88ui2qyt/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2016, 09:18:24 PM

([url]https://s10.postimg.org/b88ui2qyt/girlhamsters.jpg[/url]) ([url]https://postimg.org/image/b88ui2qyt/[/url])

 noooo: noooo: noooo:



(https://s22.postimg.org/9khexqj0d/tiny_cast1.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/9khexqj0d/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Firanpoliticsclub.net%2Fphotos%2Fnazi-girls5%2Fimages%2FLady%2520Diana%2520Mosley%2520%26amp%3B%2520Unity%2520Mitford%2520giving%2520Nazi%2520salute.jpg&hash=22a2b95d6c292f8a769caa08af79204c)
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 10:02:02 PM

(https://s10.postimg.org/b88ui2qyt/girlhamsters.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b88ui2qyt/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

The hands grasped together, the desperate stare. It's clear that the poor bugger is thinking "Please someone get me away from this crazy Italian woman and her ageing ginger oddball".  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2016, 07:31:29 PM

(https://s10.postimg.org/b88ui2qyt/girlhamsters.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b88ui2qyt/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

The hands grasped together, the desperate stare. It's clear that the poor bugger is thinking "Please someone get me away from this crazy Italian woman and her ageing ginger oddball".  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

You are brave young Obi Grumpmeister.  The (ginger) Force is strong with this one
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2016, 07:40:43 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2016, 01:18:32 AM

(https://s10.postimg.org/b88ui2qyt/girlhamsters.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b88ui2qyt/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

The hands grasped together, the desperate stare. It's clear that the poor bugger is thinking "Please someone get me away from this crazy Italian woman and her ageing ginger oddball".  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

You are brave young Obi Grumpmeister.  The Farce is strong with this one

Amended for accuracy Steve  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2016, 08:33:35 AM

(https://s10.postimg.org/b88ui2qyt/girlhamsters.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/b88ui2qyt/)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

The hands grasped together, the desperate stare. It's clear that the poor bugger is thinking "Please someone get me away from this crazy Italian woman and her ageing ginger oddball".  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

You are brave young Obi Grumpmeister.  The Farce is strong with this one

Amended for accuracy Steve  Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2016, 08:40:25 AM
 :thumbsup:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nwxDgMwVeo#)
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2016, 08:42:53 AM
Sent her that the other day  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new dwarf hamster thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2016, 09:51:05 AM
:thumbsup:

! No longer available ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nwxDgMwVeo#[/url])


 lol: lol: lol: