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Title: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2015, 11:49:18 AM
Last week I received a copy of letter sent to my GP concerning referral for a minor operation. Day later GP surgery calls and makes a booking for a Doctor to phone me for what I assume is about the referral.

15 mins ago the Doctor calls. The call was booked for 4:10 this afternoon but that's OK, no harm in ringing early on the off-chance I would be in.

Doc ~ "Hi, it's your doctor, what can I do for you?"

Me ~ "Hang on, you wanted to speak to me. That's why the surgery booked the call."

Doc ~ "Oh"

Anyway I said it was probably about the referral and mentioned the copy of the letter I received.

Tapping sounds on the line as Doc looks at computer.

"No letter here, I must have seen it but it's not been scanned in. Can you read me your copy?"

 Banghead

So, we get on and he asks me which hospital I preferred. I tell him; more tapping occurs.

"I can't seem to be able to make a booking"

 Banghead  Banghead

Doc gives up and tells me the office will sort it out and will call me when I can go and collect the paperwork.

 noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2015, 11:54:48 AM
Half of mild on my tab...
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2015, 11:56:33 AM
Ta!
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2015, 12:35:48 PM
Last week I received a copy of letter sent to my GP concerning referral for a minor operation. Day later GP surgery calls and makes a booking for a Doctor to phone me for what I assume is about the referral.

15 mins ago the Doctor calls. The call was booked for 4:10 this afternoon but that's OK, no harm in ringing early on the off-chance I would be in.

Doc ~ "Hi, it's your doctor, what can I do for you?"

Me ~ "Hang on, you wanted to speak to me. That's why the surgery booked the call."

Doc ~ "Oh"

Anyway I said it was probably about the referral and mentioned the copy of the letter I received.

Tapping sounds on the line as Doc looks at computer.

"No letter here, I must have seen it but it's not been scanned in. Can you read me your copy?"

 Banghead

So, we get on and he asks me which hospital I preferred. I tell him; more tapping occurs.

"I can't seem to be able to make a booking"

 Banghead  Banghead

Doc gives up and tells me the office will sort it out and will call me when I can go and collect the paperwork.

 noooo: noooo:

 doh:

When the booking eventually comes through, make sure it isn't for a hysterectomy.

I have more faith in the Vet than the GP.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2015, 12:52:49 PM
Last week I received a copy of letter sent to my GP concerning referral for a minor operation. Day later GP surgery calls and makes a booking for a Doctor to phone me for what I assume is about the referral.

15 mins ago the Doctor calls. The call was booked for 4:10 this afternoon but that's OK, no harm in ringing early on the off-chance I would be in.

Doc ~ "Hi, it's your doctor, what can I do for you?"

Me ~ "Hang on, you wanted to speak to me. That's why the surgery booked the call."

Doc ~ "Oh"

Anyway I said it was probably about the referral and mentioned the copy of the letter I received.

Tapping sounds on the line as Doc looks at computer.

"No letter here, I must have seen it but it's not been scanned in. Can you read me your copy?"

 Banghead

So, we get on and he asks me which hospital I preferred. I tell him; more tapping occurs.

"I can't seem to be able to make a booking"

 Banghead  Banghead

Doc gives up and tells me the office will sort it out and will call me when I can go and collect the paperwork.

 noooo: noooo:

 doh:

When the booking eventually comes through, make sure it isn't for a hysterectomy.

I have more faith in the Vet than the GP.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2015, 02:39:10 PM
"minor op"  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:  Takes black suit to cleaners  sad24:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2015, 03:41:58 PM
"minor op"  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:  Takes black suit to cleaners  sad24:

What is the difference between a 'minor op' and a 'procedure'?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2015, 03:42:54 PM
With the latter? AUnty Mort  noooo:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2015, 03:45:19 PM

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Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2015, 04:15:50 PM
 noooo:

I am surrounded by idiots.


Anyway, it appears preferred hozzy isn't giving out appointments so either I go on their waiting list or have it done elsewhere.

"It" being a cholecystectomy.

I shall go and collect the paperwork on Friday.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2015, 04:16:47 PM
Entire VP rushes to Google  noooo:

Oh   sick2:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2015, 09:26:52 AM
Op booked for the 23rd Nov  scared2:

Private Hozzy doing NHS work like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2015, 09:41:09 AM
Op booked for the 23rd Nov  scared2:

Private Hozzy doing NHS work like  :thumbsup:

Good luck.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2015, 09:57:40 AM
Why, have you been to that hospital?  scared2:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2015, 10:26:36 AM
Why, have you been to that hospital?  scared2:

I think it rather unlikely if they take on NHS work.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2015, 10:27:40 AM
 worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2015, 10:29:07 AM
Op booked for the 23rd Nov  scared2:

Private Hozzy doing NHS work like  :thumbsup:

Good luck.  :thumbsup:
seconded

Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2015, 10:44:23 AM
Why, have you been to that hospital?  scared2:

I think it rather unlikely if they take on NHS work.

happy001
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: boogs on September 27, 2015, 01:37:55 PM
Op booked for the 23rd Nov  scared2:

Private Hozzy doing NHS work like  :thumbsup:

Good luck.  :thumbsup:
seconded

Thirded :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2015, 05:25:44 PM
Op called off!

Been to see my cardiologist today (regular check up) and she has insisted that any op needs to be performed in a major hospital with full emergency facilities. Also she wants to personally vet the anaesthetist. All just in case like  eeek:

Probably going to be done at UCH in London now.


I also mentioned I've been feeling a bit poorly lately. She immediately arranged a blood test and said I must go and see my GP ASAP.

It's like having a new mum  confused: 
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2015, 05:28:58 PM
 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 28, 2015, 06:09:02 PM
That's because the anaesthetist is in charge at an op not the Surgeon, you seem to be well looked after.  :thumbsup:

Good luck btw xxx
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2015, 06:47:20 PM
Op called off!

Been to see my cardiologist today (regular check up) and she has insisted that any op needs to be performed in a major hospital with full emergency facilities. Also she wants to personally vet the anaesthetist. All just in case like  eeek:

Probably going to be done at UCH in London now.


I also mentioned I've been feeling a bit poorly lately. She immediately arranged a blood test and said I must go and see my GP ASAP.

It's like having a new mum  confused:
She's a real calmer of nerves like then

As before, all the best to get this all sorted asap and as painlessly as poss

Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2015, 08:38:29 PM
Op called off!

Been to see my cardiologist today (regular check up) and she has insisted that any op needs to be performed in a major hospital with full emergency facilities. Also she wants to personally vet the anaesthetist. All just in case like  eeek:

Probably going to be done at UCH in London now.


I also mentioned I've been feeling a bit poorly lately. She immediately arranged a blood test and said I must go and see my GP ASAP.

It's like having a new mum  confused:

We could do with a few more like her in the NHS.  :thumbsup:



Top Tip: Don't call her Mum to her face.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 07, 2016, 05:13:13 PM
Finally got an appointment for the op. ~ Next Tuesday  scared2: However on discharge from hospital this afternoon the consultant (who does the same op locally) has advised me that one week is too soon after my recent biliary colic. At the moment he's not wrong, I feel like shite.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2016, 05:14:47 PM
You need a pint of mild  :thumbsup:

Or I could send Miss I round to finish you off  rubschin:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2016, 05:19:01 PM
You need a pint of mild  :thumbsup:

Or I could send Miss I round to finish you off  rubschin:

Or send a pint of Mild round to finish him off...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2016, 05:43:15 PM
How about a mild Miss I? (if such exists)
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2016, 05:44:49 PM
 noooo: noooo: eyes:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2016, 09:01:09 PM
Finally got an appointment for the op. ~ Next Tuesday  scared2: However on discharge from hospital this afternoon the consultant (who does the same op locally) has advised me that one week is too soon after my recent biliary colic. At the moment he's not wrong, I feel like shite.
On balance, good news.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2016, 09:30:46 PM
Finally got an appointment for the op. ~ Next Tuesday  scared2: However on discharge from hospital this afternoon the consultant (who does the same op locally) has advised me that one week is too soon after my recent biliary colic. At the moment he's not wrong, I feel like shite.
On balance, good news.  :thumbsup:
But Uncle feels shite and his beloved Mild beckons.  Maybe he can't balance
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 27, 2016, 02:15:56 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCKY FUCK
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2016, 02:28:25 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2016, 02:37:19 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCKY FUCK

Oh dear. What is the latest?
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 27, 2016, 03:01:14 PM
Nothing much and that's what I mean.

Finally met the great consultant himself, Mr Patel. That was after he had sent his minion to scout out the land and then later by his Registrar to examine me and tell me the general plan. She could see I was not happy, so off she scampered.

The inflammation has subsided (hurrah!) and is nowhere near as tender as it as been but he doesn't intend to operate for at least 2 - 4 weeks from now. I have to stay in at least for the next few days while the cardiac teams assess me then the plan is to discharge me with antibiotic cover and hopefully good pain relief and assuming nothing happens I'll return for the operation whenever.

I'm here, I'm in reasonably good condition, let's get the bloody thing out!
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2016, 03:10:24 PM
Nothing much and that's what I mean.

Finally met the great consultant himself, Mr Patel. That was after he had sent his minion to scout out the land and then later by his Registrar to examine me and tell me the general plan. She could see I was not happy, so off she scampered.

The inflammation has subsided (hurrah!) and is nowhere near as tender as it as been but he doesn't intend to operate for at least 2 - 4 weeks from now. I have to stay in at least for the next few days while the cardiac teams assess me then the plan is to discharge me with antibiotic cover and hopefully good pain relief and assuming nothing happens I'll return for the operation whenever.

I'm here, I'm in reasonably good condition, let's get the bloody thing out!

And shake it all about!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2016, 04:52:00 PM
Should this be in the IN/OUT thread?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 27, 2016, 06:11:57 PM
And the bastard Gallbladder disenfranchised me!
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 27, 2016, 08:18:06 PM
Nothing much and that's what I mean.

Finally met the great consultant himself, Mr Patel. That was after he had sent his minion to scout out the land and then later by his Registrar to examine me and tell me the general plan. She could see I was not happy, so off she scampered.

The inflammation has subsided (hurrah!) and is nowhere near as tender as it as been but he doesn't intend to operate for at least 2 - 4 weeks from now. I have to stay in at least for the next few days while the cardiac teams assess me then the plan is to discharge me with antibiotic cover and hopefully good pain relief and assuming nothing happens I'll return for the operation whenever.

I'm here, I'm in reasonably good condition, let's get the bloody thing out!
I understand your frustration but if you remember they are all motivated by good survival scores, it is probably wise to grit the teeth and wait.  evil:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2016, 08:21:12 PM
Scores. Can we take bets? I feel a new pub game coming on. angel1
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2016, 05:30:16 AM
Scores. Can we take bets? I feel a new pub game coming on. angel1

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 28, 2016, 05:54:34 PM
I'm expecting to go home by the weekend although there's been no sign of any cardiac specialists. The operation has been set for the 14th July all going well that is.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2016, 06:45:55 PM
I'm expecting to go home by the weekend although there's been no sign of any cardiac specialists. The operation has been set for the 14th July all going well that is.

 :thumbsup:

We'll have a barrel of Mild ready for the 15th!  ;D
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2016, 07:32:11 PM
I'm expecting to go home by the weekend although there's been no sign of any cardiac specialists. The operation has been set for the 14th July all going well that is.

 :thumbsup:

We'll have a barrel of Mild ready for the 15th for the wake!  ;D
whistle:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2016, 07:44:07 PM
I'm expecting to go home by the weekend although there's been no sign of any cardiac specialists. The operation has been set for the 14th July all going well that is.

 :thumbsup:

We'll have a barrel of Mild ready for the 15th for the wake!  ;D
whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2016, 08:31:23 PM
I'm expecting to go home by the weekend although there's been no sign of any cardiac specialists. The operation has been set for the 14th July all going well that is.

Bastille Day.
Hope it isn't a French surgeon.  scared2:

They do specialise in De Gaulle stones.  redface:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2016, 09:38:00 PM
I'm expecting to go home by the weekend although there's been no sign of any cardiac specialists. The operation has been set for the 14th July all going well that is.

Bastille Day.
Hope it isn't a French surgeon.  scared2:

They do specialise in De Gaulle stones.  redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2016, 09:39:36 PM
I'm expecting to go home by the weekend although there's been no sign of any cardiac specialists. The operation has been set for the 14th July all going well that is.

 :thumbsup:

We'll have a barrel of Mild ready for the 15th!  ;D
noooo:  Have a barrel of Mild ready for the 13th to build Uncle's energy levels up
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2016, 09:29:57 AM
Latest idiocy:

I get a phone call to tell me that they want to book be in for a pre-assessment appointment on Monday. So here I am sitting here in hospital, hopefully getting discharged on Friday and they then want me to traipse all the way back for a clinic visit.

I told them to f... off.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2016, 10:32:45 AM
Latest idiocy:

I get a phone call to tell me that they want to book be in for a pre-assessment appointment on Monday. So here I am sitting here in hospital, hopefully getting discharged on Friday and they then want me to traipse all the way back for a clinic visit.

I told them to f... off.
Well said

How do they have the gall to treat you this way.  Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 10:36:04 AM
Look on the bright side. I was meant to meet my mate Nod soon but his mum got her head stuck in a bus door. I gather the fire brigade is in attendance.























































 happy001
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2016, 12:19:55 PM
 happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2016, 02:50:17 PM
It gets worse; another call from pre-admissions, if don't attend the clinic on Monday, as an outpatient, then I don't get my operation on the 14th. This because the swabs they take are invalid if I come back on the ward (possible infections)

Unfortunately due to a chance in my medications and the fact I've still not been assessed by the cardiac team I'm likely to still be in over the weekend.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2016, 03:04:35 PM
It gets worse; another call from pre-admissions, if don't attend the clinic on Monday, as an outpatient, then I don't get my operation on the 14th. This because the swabs they take are invalid if I come back on the ward (possible infections)

Unfortunately due to a chance in my medications and the fact I've still not been assessed by the cardiac team I'm likely to still be in over the weekend.

facepalm:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 03:09:44 PM
I am down that way next week. I could come and visit. To cheer you up, like! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2016, 04:10:18 PM
I am down that way next week. I could come and visit. To cheer you up, like! :thumbsup:
Take an Uzi
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2016, 04:41:37 PM
God knows I need it, cheering up and an uzi.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2016, 05:36:37 PM
Sorted: After a rant at me doctor he's been running around all afternoon organising the plan.

Discharge tomorrow, back on Monday for the pre-assessment, then back again on Friday the 8th to be assessed by the cardiac anesthetist followed by the operation on the 14th.

Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 05:40:50 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2016, 05:55:28 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:44:45 AM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2016, 10:25:59 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2016, 08:17:22 PM
Sorted: After a rant at me doctor he's been running around all afternoon organising the plan.

Discharge tomorrow, back on Monday for the pre-assessment, then back again on Friday the 8th to be assessed by the cardiac anesthetist followed by the operation on the 14th.

Fingers crossed.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2016, 10:29:44 AM
All assessed  :thumbsup:

Anesthetist happy and so all set for the operation.   scared2:  He's recommended that the senior surgeon does the op coz it's a fairly high risk procedure.  scared2:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2016, 10:32:27 AM
Note to self: pick up black suit from dry cleaners whistle:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2016, 11:19:23 AM
All assessed  :thumbsup:

Anesthetist happy and so all set for the operation.   scared2:  He's recommended that the senior surgeon does the op coz it's a fairly high risk procedure.  scared2:

 :thumbsup:

when's the Op?
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2016, 12:23:25 PM
All assessed  :thumbsup:

Anesthetist happy and so all set for the operation.   scared2:  He's recommended that the senior surgeon does the op coz it's a fairly high risk procedure.  scared2:

Nothing to worry about, they always say that beforehand.  :thumbsup:



It's just a formality that saves them them a lot of paperwork with the Coroner.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2016, 12:38:51 PM
All assessed  :thumbsup:

Anesthetist happy and so all set for the operation.   scared2:  He's recommended that the senior surgeon does the op coz it's a fairly high risk procedure.  scared2:

Nothing to worry about, they always say that beforehand.  :thumbsup:



It's just a formality that saves them them a lot of paperwork with the Coroner.

 lol: lol: lol: redface:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2016, 12:58:36 PM
All assessed  :thumbsup:

Anesthetist happy and so all set for the operation.   scared2:  He's recommended that the senior surgeon does the op coz it's a fairly high risk procedure.  scared2:

Nothing to worry about, they always say that beforehand.  :thumbsup:



It's just a formality that saves them them a lot of paperwork with the Coroner.

 lol: lol: lol: redface:

cheers chaps   eeek:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2016, 01:33:53 PM
All assessed  :thumbsup:

Anesthetist happy and so all set for the operation.   scared2:  He's recommended that the senior surgeon does the op coz it's a fairly high risk procedure.  scared2:

Nothing to worry about, they always say that beforehand.  :thumbsup:



It's just a formality that saves them them a lot of paperwork with the Coroner.

 lol: lol: lol: redface:

cheers chaps   eeek:
:thumbsup:
Chin up.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2016, 01:42:42 PM
Top tip: Outline the offending organ with a felt tip pen in case they have your leg off or summat....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2016, 03:14:40 PM
Top tip: Outline the offending organ with a felt tip pen in case they have your leg off or summat....  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

Also, write "Not this" on all other useful limbs and organs.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2016, 07:27:37 PM
Top tip: Outline the offending organ with a felt tip pen in case they have your leg off or summat....  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

Also, write "Not this" on all other useful limbs and organs.
lol: lol: lol:

So easy to get confused with Jules who's having gender reassignment but if Auntie Mort starts logging in we'll know Uncle couldn't find that pen
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2016, 07:04:20 AM
Top tip: Outline the offending organ with a felt tip pen in case they have your leg off or summat....  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

Also, write "Not this" on all other useful limbs and organs.
lol: lol: lol:

So easy to get confused with Jules who's having gender reassignment but if Auntie Mort starts logging in we'll know Uncle couldn't find that pen

 scared2:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2016, 04:01:37 AM
Today's the day!   scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2016, 05:16:44 AM
Dry cleaners :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Pirate on July 14, 2016, 07:16:42 AM
Today's the day!   scared2: scared2: scared2:


Good Luck...

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Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 07:31:02 AM
Bye, bye bladder.... wave:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2016, 07:50:42 AM
Today's the day!   scared2: scared2: scared2:
Good luck. :thumbsup:

Hope you remembered the felt marker.
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 09:09:25 AM
Today's the day!   scared2: scared2: scared2:
Good luck. :thumbsup:

Hope you remembered the felt marker.
Goodbye Uncle Hello Auntie?

[serious] Hope all goes well Uncle, not too much discomfort and the nurses are  eyes:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2016, 08:58:06 PM
I'm finally home, sans me gallbladder.

Well, I'm really, really glad that it is all over at last.    NickSick
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2016, 09:00:28 PM
I'm finally home, sans me gallbladder.

Well, I'm really, really glad that it is all over at last.    NickSick

Yay!

Weighloss as well.

welcome back  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2016, 09:52:13 PM
I'm finally home, sans me gallbladder.

Well, I'm really, really glad that it is all over at last.    NickSick

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:




Half a mild please ............barman .........














































for me ... whistle:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2016, 10:27:39 AM
I'm finally home, sans me gallbladder.

Well, I'm really, really glad that it is all over at last.    NickSick

Yay!

Weighloss as well.

welcome back  :thumbsup:
what Darwin said  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

We could have an all new what organs would you give up in order to lose weight thread
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2016, 10:28:48 AM
I only ever use two of my organs knowingly. The rest have to know their place evil:
Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2016, 10:44:47 AM
I only ever use two of my organs knowingly. The rest have to know their place evil:


 rubschin:

What is the second one?

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Title: Re: Idiot GP
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2016, 10:48:10 AM

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