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Title: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2014, 06:06:53 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2014, 06:07:57 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:


happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2014, 06:11:12 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:


happy001
happy002    (had to think for a bit)
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2014, 07:10:58 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 16, 2014, 08:30:15 PM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2014, 08:32:11 PM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 12:59:11 AM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 04:48:31 AM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2014, 01:41:48 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 02:54:16 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2014, 03:55:25 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:

happy001
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 06:25:19 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:    redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 06:45:13 PM
BBC Scotland has announced a new show based in Edinburgh....



"Not at home with the Kulars" starts on Saturday.........
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 06:50:52 PM
Hi Rosdeep, sorry the first line of that curry recipe was - Cut up one chilli....

Fucking predictive text..

Love your Aunt.....
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
BBC Scotland has announced a new show based in Edinburgh....



"Not at home with the Kulars" starts on Saturday.........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2014, 02:34:39 PM
BBC Scotland has announced a new show based in Edinburgh....



"Not at home with the Kulars" starts on Saturday.........

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2014, 02:35:17 PM
Hi Rosdeep, sorry the first line of that curry recipe was - Cut up one chilli....

Fucking predictive text..

Love your Aunt.....

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2014, 06:17:15 PM
Ibrahim toure, the younger brother of Premier League-based Ivory Coast duo Yaya and Kolo toure, has died aged 28.................. eeek:





Yaya released a statement saying "That'll teach the fucker for forgetting my Birthday!"...... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2014, 06:02:52 AM
Ibrahim toure, the younger brother of Premier League-based Ivory Coast duo Yaya and Kolo toure, has died aged 28.................. eeek:





Yaya released a statement saying "That'll teach the fucker for forgetting my Birthday!"...... redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 05:30:45 PM
Malaysia Airlines- the fastest way to your final destination.......... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2014, 06:07:29 PM
Malaysia Airlines- the fastest way to your final destination.......... redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 20, 2014, 11:00:04 AM
Poor Malaysian Airlines - two complete aircraft losses this year . . .

Still, on the plus side, at least they know where this fucker is - all over Ukraine . . .
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2014, 11:23:58 AM
Poor Malaysian Airlines - two complete aircraft losses this year . . .

Still, on the plus side, at least they know where this fucker is - all over Ukraine . . .

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2014, 03:26:19 PM
Just saw on the news that some poor bastard was trapped in a room full of Australians............ redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2014, 03:34:34 PM
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2014, 03:38:47 PM
Just saw on the news that some poor bastard was trapped in a room full of Australians............ redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2014, 06:26:09 PM
Just saw on the news that some poor bastard was trapped in a room full of Australians............ redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2015, 03:17:33 PM
"The pen is mightier than the sword."...........




Clearly fucking useless against AK47s though.............. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2015, 03:18:56 PM
"The pen is mightier than the sword."...........




Clearly fucking useless against AK47s though.............. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 01:51:30 PM
To show we're shoulder-to-shoulder with the French, the Brits hold a rally in Trafalgar Square..........









It's good to know that irony isn't dead.............. whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
To show we're shoulder-to-shoulder with the French, the Brits hold a rally in Trafalgar Square..........









It's good to know that irony isn't dead.............. whistle:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2015, 02:41:01 PM
To show we're shoulder-to-shoulder with the French, the Brits hold a rally in Trafalgar Square..........









It's good to know that irony isn't dead.............. whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 06:08:53 PM
Wow, Charlie Hebdo has increased its sales from sixty thousand to over three million...........









I wonder if they are looking for staff............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2015, 06:48:37 PM
Wow, Charlie Hebdo has increased its sales from sixty thousand to over three million...........









I wonder if they are looking for staff............ rubschin:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2015, 10:25:45 AM
Wow, Charlie Hebdo has increased its sales from sixty thousand to over three million...........









I wonder if they are looking for staff............ rubschin:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 08:35:43 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 08:36:56 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2015, 12:18:49 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: boogs on January 28, 2015, 07:55:53 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2015, 06:05:17 PM
 Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2015, 06:16:17 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: boogs on March 13, 2015, 07:22:09 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2015, 08:44:57 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2015, 10:02:17 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2015, 01:29:50 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 24, 2015, 01:43:02 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2015, 01:46:27 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:

I had to Google it but...

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 24, 2015, 02:58:43 PM
You have to give it to the Germans for an efficient crash with the wreckage found instantly, leaving all other aircraft crashers look like inefficient twats.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2015, 03:01:48 PM
You have to give it to the Germans for an efficient crash with the wreckage found instantly, leaving all other aircraft crashers look like inefficient twats.

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2015, 08:37:53 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:

 lol:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2015, 08:38:36 PM
You have to give it to the Germans for an efficient crash with the wreckage found instantly, leaving all other aircraft crashers look like inefficient twats.

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2015, 07:21:08 PM
You should see what these big sporting stars will be making tonight.............

Floyd Mayweather will be making 76 million...............

Manny Pacquiao will be making 53 million................

And

Rio Ferdinand will be making his own dinner..............


 redface: redface:

Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2015, 07:25:00 PM
You should see what these big sporting stars will be making tonight.............

Floyd Mayweather will be making 76 million...............

Manny Pacquiao will be making 53 million................

And

Rio Ferdinand will be making his own dinner..............


 redface: redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2015, 08:24:41 PM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:

Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2015, 11:59:34 PM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:
  lol:

 redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2015, 06:27:30 AM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 29, 2015, 08:21:20 AM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:

happy001
;D ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2016, 10:16:56 AM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2016, 10:26:14 AM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2016, 05:02:57 PM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2016, 11:07:24 AM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?

happy001
facepalm:





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 redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2016, 10:39:13 PM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 06:31:39 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2016, 09:07:58 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2016, 09:12:49 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:

And he died in Chile .........that just writes itself...... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 09:39:17 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 09:39:42 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:

And he died in Chile .........that just writes itself...... redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2017, 07:41:08 PM
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me........






A partridge in a pine box.............. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2017, 10:03:05 PM
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2017, 04:42:03 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me........






A partridge in a pine box.............. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2017, 04:48:42 PM
News headlines "Cabbie killed in Birmingham horror crash was on last job."......





I think that's pretty fucking obvious!.................. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2017, 04:49:44 PM
News headlines "Cabbie killed in Birmingham horror crash was on last job."......





I think that's pretty fucking obvious!.................. redface:

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