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Title: New Members Section
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2013, 02:20:02 PM
Why not have a 'Welcome Aboard' section for new members to introduce themselves before diving in.

Words of the twat and mong variety being banned. 
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2013, 02:26:56 PM
Eggsellent idea UM  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 02:31:08 PM
Wot shall we call it.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 03:07:56 PM
Good idea like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 03:11:26 PM
Sorted....
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2013, 03:33:23 PM
Wot shall we call it.......... rubschin:

Welcome Muppets?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 03:37:16 PM
Wot shall we call it.......... rubschin:

Welcome Muppets?  rubschin:

doh:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2013, 06:08:44 PM
Wot shall we call it.......... rubschin:

Welcome Muppets?  rubschin:
Beware of the Bear?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 06:09:48 PM
Wot shall we call it.......... rubschin:

Welcome Muppets?  rubschin:
Beware of the Bear?

That has some merit....  lol:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
Wot shall we call it.......... rubschin:

Welcome Muppets?  rubschin:
Beware of the Bear?

That has some merit....  lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: GROWLER on April 18, 2013, 04:23:53 PM
The Brat  scared2:

This surely HAS to be a joke, a pretty bad one at that too!! eeek:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2013, 04:28:19 PM
Waiting for all the gossip.......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: GROWLER on April 18, 2013, 04:32:07 PM
Waiting for all the gossip.......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

It'll be Nick no doubt...again. ::)

I've learnt all about endless email addy's today. whistle:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: boogs on April 18, 2013, 04:37:38 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 05:29:43 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 05:55:32 PM
Poor gerl.....her muther is a monster to her.  noooo:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 06:37:52 PM
Poor gerl.....her muther is a monster to her.  noooo:

I know...  sad24:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 18, 2013, 07:22:41 PM
Not active so could be a teenager.   rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 08:16:09 PM
Not active so could be a teenager.   rubschin:

We'll see if he/she/its avatart is an unmade bed....  whistle:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2013, 09:39:52 PM
Not active so could be a teenager.   rubschin:

We'll see if he/she/its avatart is an unmade bed....  whistle:

Bathroom cam?   rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2013, 08:56:41 AM
You'd never understand a bloody werd she says anyway . She only comunicates in text speak  noooo:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Just One More on April 19, 2013, 07:17:11 PM
lol
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2013, 07:50:12 PM
lol

happy001
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2013, 03:17:44 PM
* New member Klaxon *
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2013, 03:19:31 PM
 horn:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Pirate on April 28, 2013, 03:19:50 PM
* New member Klaxon *

 horn:

Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Pirate on April 28, 2013, 03:20:48 PM
* New member Klaxon *

 horn:



 evil:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2013, 03:27:40 PM
That is the predictable response horn... ::)
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2013, 03:28:53 PM
Quote
Last Active: Never

we wait wiv baited breath
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2013, 03:30:29 PM
That is the predictable response horn... ::)

 horn:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2013, 03:30:51 PM
That is the predictable response horn... ::)

 horn:

happy001
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: GROWLER on May 05, 2013, 04:08:21 PM
Saltflatrat   eeek: confused:

Where/how do you think up a name like that? Shrugs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2013, 07:45:58 PM
Saltflatrat   eeek: confused:

Where/how do you think up a name like that? Shrugs:

I dunno... Shrugs:

He/she/it passed all of my tests that normally preclude membership...  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2013, 08:01:28 PM
Isn't a Salt Flat Rat summat to do with the Bonneville speed records place?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2013, 08:23:32 PM
Isn't a Salt Flat Rat summat to do with the Bonneville speed records place?

We live in hope!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2013, 08:30:26 PM
We do seem to have a lot of false hopes with new members appearing in the stats and then never appearing in posts

And then we have the severe disappointments  redface:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 08:34:30 PM
Isn't a Salt Flat Rat summat to do with the Bonneville speed records place?

We live in hope!  Thumbs:

Thought it was another meat substitute......... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2013, 08:39:17 PM
yeah that too probably

cue "is that rat tart?  Disgusting" jokes

Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: GROWLER on May 05, 2013, 09:50:19 PM
Isn't a Salt Flat Rat summat to do with the Bonneville speed records place?

We live in hope!  Thumbs:

Absobloodylutely!

Can you just imagine having someone in here that's 'ad a go like!? Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:05:35 PM
Welcome Sassygirl and lurcherd....  cloud9:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:08:54 PM
Indeed. Are they Latvian twins? rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:11:41 PM
Indeed. Are they Latvian twins? rubschin:

Oh I do hope so! Drool:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:31:36 PM
Welcome Sassygirl and lurcherd....  cloud9:
Yes welcome both.  Does Lurcherd now have the world record for the most posts in a first day?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:38:20 PM
Welcome Sassygirl and lurcherd....  cloud9:
Yes welcome both.  Does Lurcherd now have the world record for the most posts in a first day?

I think so!  cloud9:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2013, 03:01:06 PM
Welcome Spiney!  cloud9:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: boogs on June 06, 2013, 03:03:24 PM
Welcome Spiney!  cloud9:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2013, 03:36:55 PM
He is here...  scared2:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2013, 11:36:05 AM
Welcome Miss Adventure!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2013, 11:37:27 AM
That bird from Dallas?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2013, 11:43:47 AM
That bird from Dallas?  rubschin:

No... ::)
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 05:50:17 PM
That bird from Dallas?  rubschin:
You seem to know a fair bit about Dallas  Gayer:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2013, 05:53:21 PM
Some bird called Debbie told me all about it
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2013, 05:54:11 PM
Some bird called Debbie told me all about it

 drumroll:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Baldy on July 21, 2013, 06:21:17 PM
Some bird called Debbie told me all about it

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2013, 06:30:15 PM
 drumroll:  drumroll:  drumroll:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Miss Adventure on July 22, 2013, 04:34:06 AM
Never been to Dallas...... don't know a Debbie (except her from Oroklini and I can't believe she's ever been to Dallas either). I'm a Kiti-ite!!
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2013, 09:07:45 AM
Never been to Dallas...... don't know a Debbie (except her from Oroklini and I can't believe she's ever been to Dallas either). I'm a Kiti-ite!!
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Kiti-ite?  rubschin:

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Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2013, 09:24:02 AM
Welcome Miss A ...more girl power  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 09:27:17 AM
I imagine a whole new swathe of foods of wrongness will soon emerge  noooo:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2013, 08:43:30 AM
Who is Dave Lambert...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2013, 08:44:54 AM
Who is Dave Lambert...? Shrugs:
A performing artist?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2013, 08:45:25 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Lambert_(English_musician) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Lambert_(English_musician))
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2013, 08:48:05 AM
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Lambert_(English_musician)[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Lambert_(English_musician))[/url]


Its not him then...?  noooo:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 08:53:21 AM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2013, 08:58:18 AM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?

Perhaps Miss A is now Dave Lambert?


Sounds like a stitch-up to me.  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2013, 09:15:20 AM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?

Miss A has been poorly....
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2013, 09:31:39 AM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?


Miss A has been poorly....


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Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2013, 10:00:05 AM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?

Miss A has been poorly....

Shocking,,,,,,,,
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2013, 10:24:14 AM
::)
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2013, 11:02:48 AM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?

Miss A has been poorly....

Shocking,,,,,,,,

Too many bright sparks in here already
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2013, 11:06:48 AM
::)

Going through an awkward phase?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2013, 01:25:24 PM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?

Miss A has been poorly....

Shocking,,,,,,,,
happy001


seriously though: get well soon Miss A
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2013, 03:31:18 PM
not a clue here, nor about Dave Lambert either

Anyway where is Miss A and what have you done with her electrics?

Miss A has been poorly....

Shocking,,,,,,,,
happy001


seriously though: get well soon Miss A

>>>> Wot Steve says Miss A <<<<<
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Miss Adventure on July 25, 2013, 02:01:17 PM
Thanks everyone! Am feeling much more like my old self now Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 02:15:00 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 07:56:16 PM
Growler is here! Party001:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 07:59:12 PM
Growler is here! Party001:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:05:30 PM
Growler is here! Party001:

New member like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 08:08:07 PM
Growler is here! Party001:

New member like?  rubschin:


ish....  whistle:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2013, 09:48:59 AM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2013, 10:07:34 AM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:

We are going out for a curry tonight like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2013, 10:09:08 AM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:

We are going out for a curry tonight like...  Thumbs:

Why is she not posting ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2013, 10:10:36 AM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:

We are going out for a curry tonight like...  Thumbs:

Why is she not posting ........ rubschin:

She has taken an oath of secrecy like...  whistle:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2013, 10:11:57 AM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:

We are going out for a curry tonight like...  Thumbs:

Why is she not posting ........ rubschin:

She has taken an oath of secrecy like...  whistle:

Curry .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2013, 11:18:55 AM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:

We are going out for a curry tonight like...  Thumbs:

Why is she not posting ........ rubschin:

She has taken an oath of secrecy like...  whistle:

Is one of our other members under an Oaf of secrecy?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2013, 12:31:22 PM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:

We are going out for a curry tonight like...  Thumbs:

Why is she not posting ........ rubschin:

She has taken an oath of secrecy like...  whistle:

Is one of our other members under an Oaf of secrecy?

Indeed... a hairy oaf of secrecy....  lol:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2013, 08:18:15 PM
What has BM done with Miss Adventure.......... rubschin:


We are going out for a curry tonight like...  Thumbs:


Why is she not posting ........ rubschin:


She has taken an oath of secrecy like...  whistle:


Is one of our other members under an Oaf of secrecy?


Indeed... a hairy oaf of secrecy....  lol:


 eeek: eeek:


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Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Miss Adventure on July 29, 2013, 05:46:05 AM
Am back again! Had a lot of social and work things going on in my parallel universe.

Good image Baldy ::)
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2013, 07:25:02 AM
Has Miss A joined the Smug Club yet......... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2013, 08:14:36 AM
Has Miss A joined the Smug Club yet......... rubschin:

She is very smug....
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2013, 10:36:44 AM
Has Miss A joined the Smug Club yet......... rubschin:

She is very smug....

But is she in the club?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2013, 11:24:56 AM
Has Miss A joined the Smug Club yet......... rubschin:

She is very smug....

But is she in the club?

Hopefully not!  scared2:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Miss Adventure on July 29, 2013, 07:09:50 PM
What's the 'Smug Club' and, more importantly, who's in it?   noooo:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2013, 07:15:51 PM
IIRC it's the VPers resident in Cyprus, did they not give you a membership card?
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2013, 07:32:10 PM
IIRC it's the VPers resident in Cyprus, did they not give you a membership card?

She has to undergo the initiation ceremony....  eyes:
Title: Re: New Members Section
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2013, 07:40:31 PM
IIRC it's the VPers resident in Cyprus, did they not give you a membership card?

She has to undergo the initiation ceremony....  eyes:

 lol: lol: lol: