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Title: Flat caps and driving gloves.
Post by: GROWLER on September 23, 2011, 08:19:22 AM

Look 'ere you useless crustation, why do you drive as if there's still a geezer walking in front of you with a red flag ey, and HOW exactly does wearing all that oap shite actually disable you from pressing the piggin accelerator pedal properly ey, HOW, EXACTLY? Angry9:

Get back into the Natural History Museum with 'my Doris' where you belong, while the rest of us can actually get on with our lives. Banghead

Title: Re: Flat caps and driving gloves.
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2011, 08:22:40 AM

My FiL was one of those  noooo:

Title: Re: Flat caps and driving gloves.
Post by: GROWLER on September 23, 2011, 08:38:08 AM

Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2011, 08:22:40 AM

My FiL was one of those  noooo:

Not kiddin', coming down the one lane slip lane onto the M53 yesterday at the Moreton spur...if you know it, which you should, it's long by comparison anyway, and this fossil was dawdling along at an indicated 35 miles per bloody piggin life wasting hour. Banghead
Totally oblivious to the 10 vehicle crawling traffic jam behind him.

Stupid old bastard shouldn't even be on the road if he can't make REASONABLE progress ffs. cussing:


His seemingly compulsary flat cap was actually white btw. An extreme danger signal. scared2:

Title: Re: Flat caps and driving gloves.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2011, 11:56:29 AM

Oi! Don't tar us all with the same brush.

I wear a tweed cap and I have 6 points on my licence.  redface: