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Title: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 12:30:21 PM: Gastroenteritis surrender:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 12:31:56 PM: Hospital for the shits!? eeek: Fook me eeek:

Did you drive here there, like? sick2:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 12:42:30 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
Hospital for the shits!? eeek: Fook me eeek:

Did you drive here there, like? sick2:

I did... sick2:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 12:43:51 PM: Do you have any Febreze handy?
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 12:46:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2011, 12:43:51 PM
Do you have any Febreze handy?

noooo:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 12:53:16 PM: Print this off and leave it in the car :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Misty on September 19, 2011, 12:55:32 PM: Sorry to hear about LL. She didnt discover the watermelon and have a sneaky taste did she?
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2011, 01:56:51 PM: Take her ~~some grapes~~ rubschin: a book.
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 01:59:19 PM: I guess a cork would be more useful. Still, look on the bright side. SHe will lose some weight :thumbsup:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2011, 02:03:14 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 19, 2011, 01:59:19 PM
I guess a cork would be more useful. Still, look on the bright side. SHe will lose some weight :thumbsup:

That's why I though a book might be useful ...... she can use the pages when she has finished reading them razz:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2011, 03:35:28 PM: Poor LL. happy100

Need to scrub that BBQ a bit more I think. noooo:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 04:14:21 PM: Oh dear , poor thing noooo:

What did you cook BM ? rubschin:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 04:18:59 PM: Bound to be his fault noooo:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 05:05:17 PM: She cooked lamb casserole yesterday like - I am innocent... angel1
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 06:40:08 PM: Did you wash the pots properly from the previous dinner whistle:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 07:05:28 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 19, 2011, 06:40:08 PM
Did you wash the pots properly from the previous dinner whistle:

We have a wish-dosher for pots... evil:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 07:09:56 PM: That you have been cleaning mini parts in whistle:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 07:22:22 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 19, 2011, 07:09:56 PM
That you have been cleaning mini parts in whistle:

Oh... redface:

You bleddy trapped me with that didn't ya??? cussing:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 07:24:29 PM: You is guilty as charged whistle:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 07:26:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 19, 2011, 07:24:29 PM
You is guilty as charged whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2011, 12:08:43 AM: Which horse pickle........??
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2011, 05:56:52 AM: The one for sick people
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Just One More on September 20, 2011, 05:58:07 AM: I thought that was this place
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2011, 05:58:45 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on September 20, 2011, 12:08:43 AM
Which horse pickle........??

Evangelismos...
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2011, 06:09:14 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2011, 05:58:45 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 20, 2011, 12:08:43 AM
Which horse pickle........??

Evangelismos...

Not too far from the pub then. whistle:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Just One More on September 20, 2011, 06:14:11 AM: I doubt that she'll be up to drinking ;)
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2011, 06:20:34 AM: She is a better drinker than BM.
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2011, 09:38:01 AM: Back home with the patient - I have my nurse's uniform on.... eyes:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2011, 09:40:29 AM: Are you administering medications?
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2011, 09:47:09 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 20, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Are you administering medications?

Oh noes... noooo:
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2011, 10:05:56 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 20, 2011, 09:47:09 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 20, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Are you administering medications?

Oh noes... noooo:

rubschin: Prolly for the best like.
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2011, 10:09:18 AM: BM prepares to visit LL

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Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2011, 10:14:33 AM: More like:

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I'd have thought.
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2011, 02:33:48 PM: ANd how are LL's bowels?
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2011, 02:36:33 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 20, 2011, 02:33:48 PM
ANd how are LL's bowels?

Bearing up like...
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 21, 2011, 12:16:23 PM: So much better than bearing down in this situation I would have thought.

I hope that she is feeling better and that you are letting her rest.
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 12:26:41 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 21, 2011, 12:16:23 PM
So much better than bearing down in this situation I would have thought.

I hope that she is feeling better and that you are letting her rest.

Of course... angel1
Title: Re: LL is in horse pickle
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2011, 12:31:11 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 21, 2011, 12:16:23 PM
So much better than bearing down in this situation I would have thought.
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