The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 16, 2011, 06:27:12 PM
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I have noticed that my Jacuzzi ( cloud9:) emits slime from its innards if I haven't used it for a while. I decided it was time to just FLUSH it out.
Bleach seemed like a good idea.
Fill bath. Add bleach. Turn on pump.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am covered in fucking bleachy water cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Wankah: ::)
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WELL SINCE YOU BROKE MY SHOWER.... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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WELL SINCE YOU BROKE MY SHOWER.... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
ABSOLUTE and utter utter utter bollox, and you know it. Finger:
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I have noticed that my Jacuzzi ( cloud9:) emits slime from its innards if I haven't used it for a while. I decided it was time to just FLUSH it out.
Bleach seemed like a good idea.
Fill bath. Add bleach. Turn on pump.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am covered in fucking bleachy water cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Is yer hair still ginger rubschin:
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I have noticed that my Jacuzzi ( cloud9:) emits slime from its innards if I haven't used it for a while. I decided it was time to just FLUSH it out.
Bleach seemed like a good idea.
Fill bath. Add bleach. Turn on pump.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am covered in fucking bleachy water cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
99.9% of all germs on your body are now dead though.
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
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Wankah: ::)
^^^wot he said^^^
You are a complete, pointless waste of time and space.... Wankah:
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Pot? Kettle!
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Wankah: ::)
^^^wot he said^^^
You are a complete, pointless waste of time and space.... Wankah:
+1 :thumbsup: lol:
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
Self realisation is the first step Nick :thumbsup:
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
Self realisation is the first step Nick :thumbsup:
+1 :thumbsup: lol:
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I used to bleach 501's...wear em once or twice then they fell apart...
Used to have highlights in me hair too... cloud9:
Don't need em now... noooo:
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sad32:
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
Why get in .......fully clothed ....... rubschin:
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
Why get in .......fully clothed ....... rubschin:
Probubbly goosed his washing machine too, whistle: along with his shower the HE broke, and then attempted...unsuccessfully...to stitch me up for. evil:
He's a grade A cock Wankah: clown and apeth. Heavin'GREAT Baboon in fact too!
Sick of listening to his constant barrage of Violins:
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
Why get in .......fully clothed ....... rubschin:
Prolly gubbed the washing machine earlier lol:
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
Why get in .......fully clothed ....... rubschin:
Probubbly goosed his washing machine too, whistle: along with his shower the HE broke, and then attempted...unsuccessfully...to stitch me up for. evil:
He's a grade A cock Wankah: clown and apeth. Heavin'GREAT Baboon in fact too!
Sick of listening to his constant barrage of Violins:
Apeth apeth, that is a word my father used. cloud9:I have not heard it for years It was often directed at we children. evil:
I think I want to have your babies.
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shocked003 shocked003
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Ans so are my jeans and t shirt cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
I am like a dotty thing Banghead
Why get in .......fully clothed ....... rubschin:
Probubbly goosed his washing machine too, whistle: along with his shower the HE broke, and then attempted...unsuccessfully...to stitch me up for. evil:
He's a grade A cock Wankah: clown and apeth. Heavin'GREAT Baboon in fact too!
Sick of listening to his constant barrage of Violins:
Apeth apeth, that is a word my father used. cloud9:I have not heard it for years It was often directed at we children. evil:
I think I want to have your babies.
eeek: Can you giza couple of hours like please, that is 2 to get there, and another 2 to get the rust off and yet another 2 actually get summat to werk like.....if I'm lucky like whistle:
Oh, have you gorra manual, preferably with pictures, I could refresh meself up on too please?
That'll be another 2 hours btw. confused:
I reckon this is all just a birof sweet talk anyway, ulteria motive to try and get back on my side like following your bunny escapaes with that NASTY corruptive disruptive evil: Nick this week.
No one ever wants me for just wori am like.... a sweet shy lonely old quiet bear. cry:
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See I wanted you for your vocabulary. You can come and hibernate here if you want.
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SHe has cake!!!
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SHe has cake!!!
Not after 'er CAKE now. cloud9:
I'm no easy push over though you know, oh no. noooo:
Just wha' kinda creature d'ya think I am ey? evil:
I'll bring wine and 'ave me annual acid bath/ sheep/ bear dip early like. Not due for another 9 weeks, but hey ho. whistle:
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Oh, and Mr C wears combat clothing and has a mobile shed whistle:
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SHe has cake!!!
Not after 'er CAKE now. cloud9:
I'm no easy push over though you know, oh no. noooo:
Just wha' kinda creature d'ya think I am ey? evil:
Male whistle: Nuff said rubschin:
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SHe has cake!!!
Not after 'er CAKE now. cloud9:
I'm no easy push over though you know, oh no. noooo:
Just wha' kinda creature d'ya think I am ey? evil:
Male whistle: Nuff said rubschin:
Wash yer gob out you. evil:
I'm as clean and fresh as the freshly fallen....oh, we've already been there. ::)