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Title: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2007, 06:55:18 PM
Hang on, litle Gary Coleman was rowing and hitting the steering wheel with his hands? Was he sat in her lap or something?

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Former Diff'rent Strokes star Gary Coleman has been charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly rowing with a woman in a Utah car park.
Witnesses say the 39-year-old was in a car with a woman talking and hitting the steering wheel with his hands.

Captain Cliff Argyle alleges Mr Coleman left the vehicle "yelling and screaming" and prevented other drivers from exiting the car park.

Hmm let me see, bad tempered midget vs average american car - usually a huge SUV. How the hell did he manage to stop people leaving?

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If he is convicted he could face up to three months in jail and a fine.

Mr Coleman is best known for playing Arnold Jackson in the family TV comedy series Diff'rent Strokes, which aired from 1978 to 1986.

He once fought a legal battle with his parents over whether he was fit to handle his own affairs.

In 1999, he pleaded no contest to disturbing the peace after he punched an autograph-seeker he claimed insulted him.

The actor, who has suffered kidney problems since birth, later filed for bankruptcy blaming financial mismanagement.

 eeek: Given his height I pity that autograph hunter, he'd be at just the right level to do some major damage.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2007, 06:37:28 AM
Who?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 02, 2007, 07:37:33 AM
Indeed ~ who?
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 07:42:34 AM
Who indeed?
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Berek on August 02, 2007, 07:43:12 AM
 whistle: whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ9LWSUEeEw
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 07:44:32 AM
Actor from a programme called Diff'rent Strokes back in the 70/80s. Gary played an adopted black child, very streetwise, hip etc who had been taken in by an upper class white male and his older (Then the Gray Character) white son. The family were clearly rich, which suited the "poor black kid" and the obvious implications of a whole white adult household adopting a young black child seemed to be OK in those non PC days. Gary got too "big for his boots" eventually as stardom and drugs/drink took over his life. A born loser in every respect IMHO.

 "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout" was his catch phrase whenever any white man logic was applied to his misdeeds.

Wiki tells us that:
Coleman was born in Zion, Illinois. He suffers from a congenital kidney disease causing nephritis (an autoimmune destruction of the kidney), which halted his growth at an early age, leading to a small stature (4 ft 8 in; 1.42 m). He has undergone two kidney transplants, one in 1973 and one in 1984, and requires daily dialysis.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 07:51:56 AM
Ahem, I think you might find it was an older daughter. Kimberley I believe her name was.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 07:55:50 AM
Ahem, I think you might find it was an older daughter. Kimberley I believe her name was.

You are no doubt far better versed than I who would have only seen bits of the show as I prepared and served the evening meal to my children who were watching it. The whole "regular cast" picture:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sitcomsonline.com%2Fdstrokesauto3.jpg&hash=cce53ef38f3475c566c5983557104348bc5b68b3)
I still say that nowadays they wouldn't get away with it and the old white guy would have been replaced by Bill Cosby so as not to suggest an elderly white man with a "interest" in small black boys.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
Exactly!

Was an entertaining programme though.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2007, 08:17:24 AM
Actor from a programme called Diff'rent Strokes back in the 70/80s. Gary played an adopted black child, very streetwise, hip etc who had been taken in by an upper class white male and his older (Then the Gray Character) white son. The family were clearly rich, which suited the "poor black kid" and the obvious implications of a whole white adult household adopting a young black child seemed to be OK in those non PC days. Gary got too "big for his boots" eventually as stardom and drugs/drink took over his life. A born loser in every respect IMHO.

 "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout" was his catch phrase whenever any white man logic was applied to his misdeeds.

Wiki tells us that:
Coleman was born in Zion, Illinois. He suffers from a congenital kidney disease causing nephritis (an autoimmune destruction of the kidney), which halted his growth at an early age, leading to a small stature (4 ft 8 in; 1.42 m). He has undergone two kidney transplants, one in 1973 and one in 1984, and requires daily dialysis.
I must say, it does sounds absolutely hilarious?  ::)
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 08:18:36 AM
I was a small child.  ::)
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 08:20:33 AM
Actor from a programme called Diff'rent Strokes back in the 70/80s. Gary played an adopted black child, very streetwise, hip etc who had been taken in by an upper class white male and his older (Then the Gray Character) white son. The family were clearly rich, which suited the "poor black kid" and the obvious implications of a whole white adult household adopting a young black child seemed to be OK in those non PC days. Gary got too "big for his boots" eventually as stardom and drugs/drink took over his life. A born loser in every respect IMHO.

 "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout" was his catch phrase whenever any white man logic was applied to his misdeeds.

Wiki tells us that:
Coleman was born in Zion, Illinois. He suffers from a congenital kidney disease causing nephritis (an autoimmune destruction of the kidney), which halted his growth at an early age, leading to a small stature (4 ft 8 in; 1.42 m). He has undergone two kidney transplants, one in 1973 and one in 1984, and requires daily dialysis.
I must say, it does sounds absolutely hilarious?  ::)

My children thought so but then children will always laugh at "Authority" being bested and the prog did espouse the traditional "American Value" of the good guys always winning in the end. Personally I was happy to be on kitchen duty.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2007, 10:55:49 AM
I seem to remember seeing him in Buck Rodgers when I was a kid as well and more recently if memory serves he was included as a mickey take in a very controversial computer game and was also hired as a security guard  happy001 for Pamela Anderson.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 11:01:08 AM
I was a small child.  ::)

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.::)
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 11:26:59 AM
I was a small child.  ::)

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.::)

T'was rolling at the BarMan. Not you dear. I slot right in between your two broods. I'd be unique. Perfect middle child adoption material.  ;D
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 11:28:35 AM
I was a small child.  ::)

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.::)

T'was rolling at the BarMan. Not you dear. I slot right in between your two broods. I'd be unique. Perfect middle child adoption material.  ;D

But given the adoption process would the "other" benefits I'm looking for be legal?  eyes:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 11:29:25 AM
I was a small child.  ::)

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.::)

T'was rolling at the BarMan. Not you dear. I slot right in between your two broods. I'd be unique. Perfect middle child adoption material.  ;D

But given the adoption process would the "other" benefits I'm looking for be legal?  eyes:

No. See many benefits to me, not so many to you. That's how it works!  lol:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 11:32:07 AM
I was a small child.  ::)

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.::)

T'was rolling at the BarMan. Not you dear. I slot right in between your two broods. I'd be unique. Perfect middle child adoption material.  ;D

But given the adoption process would the "other" benefits I'm looking for be legal?  eyes:

No. See many benefits to me, not so many to you. That's how it works!  lol:

That's the trouble with age ~ all you're left with are memories and dreams. tunble:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 12:00:24 PM
That's the trouble with age ~ all you're left with are memories and dreams. tunble:
I can't even remember those any more.  sad24:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 12:04:25 PM
That's the trouble with age ~ all you're left with are memories and dreams. tunble:
I can't even remember those any more.  sad24:

Courage DS Courage!
We are in danger of becoming "Those two old fools in the corner making a half pint each last all afternoon".
Think "Last of the Summer Wine" ~ We could still be up to mischief ~ now who can we invite in to be Compo?
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 12:07:13 PM
Speaking of which if you two old fools don't order another half I will have to move you on!  point:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 12:09:14 PM
Giv ethem two half pints of mild from me. I will settle the bill when I get back. (I am the only one awake in the whole house. Too many snoring teenagers. When they wake up they will grunt. noooo:)
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 12:10:41 PM
Giv ethem two half pints of mild from me. I will settle the bill when I get back. (I am the only one awake in the whole house. Too many snoring teenagers. When they wake up they will grunt. noooo:)

So is that the price you pay for holidaying in luxury? Unofficial chaperone?  point:

Are they all in their own beds?

Alone?
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 12:12:12 PM
Giv ethem two half pints of mild from me. I will settle the bill when I get back. (I am the only one awake in the whole house. Too many snoring teenagers. When they wake up they will grunt. noooo:)
Thank you lad.

You will notice that your Karma has soared to -15. ;D
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 12:13:13 PM
Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another. I think there are five of them, but they keep moving about (or did do last night). WHen we enquired if they were hungry at about 11.00 they all dived into the breakfast cereal cupboard.

ANd if you see Snoopy, tell him he got the hotel rates all wrong! evil:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 12:15:06 PM
Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another.

See I used to think that. I was unpleasantly suprised at a friend's wedding recently.  sick2:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: tel on August 02, 2007, 12:18:06 PM
Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another.

See I used to think that. I was unpleasantly suprised at a friend's wedding recently.  sick2:

 redface:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 12:24:08 PM
Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another.
See I used to think that. I was unpleasantly suprised at a friend's wedding recently.  sick2:
And..........................?
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: tel on August 02, 2007, 12:26:50 PM
Cousins are legal though, so why wenchy's surprise?
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Bar Wench on August 02, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
Cousins are legal though, so why wenchy's surprise?

I know it is legal but it's icky. These two were friends of mine when I was kid. They were practically brother and sister.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 12:40:41 PM
Ah well ~ Vice is nice BUT Incest is best ~ as they say in these parts.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 12:42:27 PM
Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another. I think there are five of them, but they keep moving about (or did do last night). WHen we enquired if they were hungry at about 11.00 they all dived into the breakfast cereal cupboard.

ANd if you see Snoopy, tell him he got the hotel rates all wrong! evil:

Yes I saw your post on the subject but your original did not make clear you were sharing rooms, enjoying an off peak deal etc etc.
As I'm sure Mrs Nick would agree "Cheapskate!"
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 12:46:42 PM
More smites for you then!
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2007, 12:47:34 PM
More smites for you then!

Smite not less ye be smitten
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 12:49:07 PM
The teenagers are accompanied by two Yorkshire Terriers. I like dogs, generally speaking, but for these I make an exception. cussing:
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: tel on August 02, 2007, 12:57:22 PM
Cousins are legal though, so why wenchy's surprise?

I know it is legal but it's icky. These two were friends of mine when I was kid. They were practically brother and sister.

It's just a point of view.
When I was in my mid to late teens, I fancied one of my cousins (female) like mad, but coming from an Irish Catholic family no moves were made. It was only recently that I found out that she felt the same way about me.
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2007, 01:25:19 PM
I thought Irish Catholics always intermarried. You must have got unlucky!
Title: Re: Whachoo talkin 'bout
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2007, 01:39:33 PM
They were practically brother and sister.

That is "practically" in the Cornish sense I imagine?