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Title: I need a dog
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 12, 2011, 08:16:51 AM
The garden is not dog proof yet and it will be quite a large job to do.  There have been only a few times in my life when I have been 'dogless'.  The garden here backs onto a park so exercise would not be a problem. I need to get this sorted ASAP. sad24:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2011, 08:17:55 AM
I have a dog...  rubschin:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 08:19:05 AM
No way to talk about LL  noooo:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2011, 08:42:08 AM
You don't need a fence, just the right length of chain.

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Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 12, 2011, 09:09:10 AM
I still need a dog too. cry:

I was playing with a gorgeous King Charles pup in a garage the other day. cloud9:


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I went all melty while I was holding him like. cloud9:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2011, 10:32:38 AM
I still have a spare dog...  whistle:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 12, 2011, 11:13:14 AM
A long chain you say rubschin:  Umm

I would go mushy over puppies but I don't want the hassle involved.  Several things have to be taken into consideration.

It can't be too large as the house is relatively small.  it can't be a rat on a stick. sick2:

It has to OK with chickens. I had a bull mastiff which would munch my chickens at every given opportunity.

Not to decrepit/not too young

It can't be a working dog.

I will get one from a re-homing centre but it can't have too much baggage/damage.

So I don't want much.

I have a fondness for lurchers for many reasons so that may well be the way to go.  I plan to get this sorted before Christmas.

If I find a matching pair I will send one to Growler. :thumbsup: 
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Snoopy on September 12, 2011, 11:31:34 AM
I'm free ...... and BM clearly wants to be rid of me  sad24:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2011, 11:45:57 AM
I'm free ...... and BM clearly wants to be rid of me  sad24:

That's because you chew slippers and rugs all the time.  noooo:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 11:48:49 AM
He used the R word  scared:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2011, 11:55:16 AM
A long chain you say rubschin:  Umm

I would go mushy over puppies but I don't want the hassle involved.  Several things have to be taken into consideration.

It can't be too large as the house is relatively small.  it can't be a rat on a stick. sick2:

It has to OK with chickens. I had a bull mastiff which would munch my chickens at every given opportunity.

Not to decrepit/not too young

It can't be a working dog.

I will get one from a re-homing centre but it can't have too much baggage/damage.

So I don't want much.

I have a fondness for lurchers for many reasons so that may well be the way to go.  I plan to get this sorted before Christmas.

If I find a matching pair I will send one to Growler. :thumbsup:

All boxes ticked!  :thumbsup:

A fiver... you can't say fairer than that eh...?  whistle:

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Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 11:57:08 AM
Growler is going to go all mushy and tearful now  noooo:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 12, 2011, 12:02:36 PM
Growler is going to go all mushy and tearful now  noooo:

Correct. sad32: cloud9: sad32:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 12:03:21 PM
Well send him a fiver then!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 12, 2011, 12:05:06 PM
My elsest has a gorra Lurcher.
It's like an bloody 'orse ir'is. eeek:

Far too lively for my liking, prancing around all over the place like.
Does me 'ed in it does...like. Banghead
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 12:06:29 PM
Press the DOnate button and win a puppy. SImples  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 12, 2011, 12:06:54 PM
Well send him a fiver then!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

No. I've already made my contribution via Ammerzon this week...like. angel1
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2011, 12:11:20 PM
Well send him a fiver then!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

No. I've already made my contribution via Ammerzon this week...like. angel1

The puppy looks hungry, and un-walked and a bit damp.

Go on, you know you want to.
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 12:13:08 PM
It needs a cuddle too  sad24:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2011, 12:18:22 PM
I'll throw in the collar....  whistle:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2011, 12:22:47 PM
I'll throw in the collar....  whistle:

You are all heart.
String is so expensive over there.
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 12:24:07 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2011, 12:27:15 PM
He likes you Growler...  whistle:

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Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 12:29:07 PM
DHL?
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2011, 12:30:36 PM
DHL?

Not for a fiver...  ::)

Jiffy bag and air mail....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2011, 12:31:41 PM
DHL?

He can go back in the pannier of Growlers moped, when he makes the great odyssey.
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 12:38:47 PM
DHL?

He can go back in the pannier of Growlers moped, when he makes the great odyssey.

He is quite odd, tis true  noooo:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Pastis on September 12, 2011, 04:48:33 PM
My sister's ...

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'crunched' its first rat last weekend  eveilgrin:

D'you have pest problems?
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Pirate on September 12, 2011, 07:50:14 PM
This is my bestest mate...Her names Daisy (officially)...but if I have to call her when other people are around she's 'Dizzy'

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Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 12, 2011, 07:52:06 PM
He likes you Growler...  whistle:

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You would be lost without him  noooo:

This from the man that when he leaves the house puts the telly on the dog's favourite channel to give him something to watch until his master comes home  lol:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 12, 2011, 07:53:15 PM
@ Pastis I do but it is next doors toddler.  Can you imagine the legal bill.
@ Growler I have always had small smooth haired lurchers. cloud9:
@ BM don't want a puppy but send it by all means enclose rope, sack and a brick and I won't charge vets bills.
@ Pirate Daisy looks just fine how is she with chickens?
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Pirate on September 12, 2011, 07:55:13 PM

@ Pirate Daisy looks just fine how is she with chickens?

She loves chicken...
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2011, 08:32:14 PM
Do you want the chickens rounded up?


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Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2011, 08:36:35 PM
I had an embarrassing experience with a border collie once  redface:

That poodle should not have been allowed to do that
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 12, 2011, 09:16:54 PM
Do you want the chickens rounded up?


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Have had collie/ lab cross with too much collie. noooo:  Drove me mental far too intense to be a pet rather than a worker.

@ Pirate I won't have to dognap Daisy then. 
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Pirate on September 12, 2011, 09:32:53 PM
Do you want the chickens rounded up?


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Have had collie/ lab cross with too much collie. noooo:  Drove me mental far too intense to be a pet rather than a worker.

@ Pirate I won't have to dognap Daisy then. 

It's Dizzy... evil:

You could try a dognap, but she's quite timid and would hide between my legs hide behind me
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 02:08:06 PM
He likes you Growler...  whistle:

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You would be lost without him  noooo:

This from the man that when he leaves the house puts the telly on the dog's favourite channel to give him something to watch until his master comes home  lol:

He likes to be close to me...  redface:

Unfortunately, under my ladder was as close as he could get when I was painting today....  noooo:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:04:16 PM
He likes you Growler...  whistle:

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You would be lost without him  noooo:

This from the man that when he leaves the house puts the telly on the dog's favourite channel to give him something to watch until his master comes home  lol:

He likes to be close to me...  redface:

Unfortunately, under my ladder was as close as he could get when I was painting today....  noooo:

Don't really know about this little fellah tbh. Must have missed the thread or summat. confused:

What/who/when/how. I need explanantions.

He does look a real cuty though, all scruffy lonely unwanted  and mungruly but tuff,  just like me in fact. cloud9:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2011, 06:06:38 PM
He is BM's mutt........trusty companion and well spoilt hound  lol:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:06:51 PM
He likes you Growler...  whistle:

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You would be lost without him  noooo:

This from the man that when he leaves the house puts the telly on the dog's favourite channel to give him something to watch until his master comes home  lol:

He likes to be close to me...  redface:

Unfortunately, under my ladder was as close as he could get when I was painting today....  noooo:

Don't really know about this little fellah tbh. Must have missed the thread or summat. confused:

What/who/when/how. I need explanantions.

He does look a real cuty though, all scruffy lonely unwanted  and mungruly but tuff,  just like me in fact. cloud9:

We called him 'Scrofa' (scruffy) originally but then changed his name to Skilos (Dog) as it was easier to remember....  redface:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:11:20 PM
Dunno why, but I thought you had a Labby. confused:

You don't REALLY want to get rid of him do you? noooo:  No? noooo:

I think he's bootiful and he's my new besr friend now. cloud9:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:12:51 PM
Has he got a gerlfriend what's expecting nippers by any chance? rubschin:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 06:13:12 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:14:05 PM
sad32:

Wha' you blubberin' about? confused:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:14:45 PM
Has he got a gerlfriend what's expecting nippers by any chance? rubschin:

He's been snipped...  noooo:

He does have a girlfriend - the beagle up the road - filthy bitch...
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:17:42 PM
Has he got a gerlfriend what's expecting nippers by any chance? rubschin:

He's been snipped...  noooo:

He does have a girlfriend - the beagle up the road - filthy bitch...

Can't you 'ave him tied back together like, or am I being a bit simplistic here.
I'm NOT a male dogs wobbly dangly giblety bits expert tbh.

He need nippers to go to appreciative homes like.
I'd luv a wulf like him. cloud9:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:22:35 PM
Has he got a gerlfriend what's expecting nippers by any chance? rubschin:

He's been snipped...  noooo:

He does have a girlfriend - the beagle up the road - filthy bitch...

Can't you 'ave him tied back together like, or am I being a bit simplistic here.
I'm NOT a male dogs wobbly dangly giblety bits expert tbh.

He need nippers to go to appreciative homes like.
I'd luv a wulf like him. cloud9:

Its not like a Mary Stopes vasectomy...  noooo:

They take their nads off and everything... he's not half the man he was....  eeek:

He won't be having puppies again that's for sure...  noooo:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
 cry: sad32:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 06:25:12 PM
Rather like you then?  whistle:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
 rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:26:47 PM
Rather like you then?  whistle:

Who? Wha'?

You stop talking in hyrdoprolics or summat.
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:26:57 PM
Rather like you then?  whistle:

I had Mary Stopes...  whistle:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:27:38 PM
rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?

Sort of Cyprus Poodle... but many others in there too for sure....
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:37:08 PM
rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?

Sort of Cyprus Poodle... but many others in there too for sure....

I need a friend 'round 'ere before I go piggin' insane. Banghead

Resorted to talkin' to me bloody self now walking up 'me other bset friend, 'me 'ill', oh, and Dog, and Duck in me pit like, oh and you's lot sometimes when you listen to me sometimes like. whistle:

Mmmmmmm rubschin:, got loads of friends really come to think about it. :thumbsup:.... confused:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:40:12 PM
rubschin:  Is he a breed like, or a Heinz?

Sort of Cyprus Poodle... but many others in there too for sure....

I need a friend 'round 'ere before I go piggin' insane. Banghead

Resorted to talkin' to me bloody self now walking up 'me other bset friend, 'me 'ill', oh, and Dog, and Duck in me pit like, oh and you's lot sometimes when you listen to me sometimes like. whistle:

Mmmmmmm rubschin:, got loads of friends really come to think about it. :thumbsup:.... confused:

I'll post Skilos tomorrer....  whistle:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 06:48:02 PM
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 06:51:57 PM
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:

Not too much mud... he sleeps on the bed like....  redface:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 07:04:10 PM
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:

Not too much mud... he sleeps on the bed like....  redface:

Oh that really wouldn't be a problem. He could kip in me pit with me, all snuggly and warm like. cloud9:
I regulary go for a kip in me pit all wet and muddy. Doesn't bother me. noooo:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2011, 07:05:27 PM
He'd luv it 'ere, bounding up 'me 'ill' with me, ears wafting in the wind, rolling 'round in the mud like too.  :thumbsup:
Sweeeeet....as a nut. cloud9:

Not too much mud... he sleeps on the bed like....  redface:

Oh that really wouldn't be a problem. He could kip in me pit with me, all snuggly and warm like. cloud9:
I regulary go for a kip in me pit all wet and muddy. Doesn't bother me. noooo:

He'll like that...  cloud9:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
You soft saps  lol:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 08:06:41 PM
You soft saps  lol:

Good, in'it. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 08:39:59 PM
Miss C says hello
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 08:51:03 PM
Miss C says hello

'Ello. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2011, 09:00:33 PM
Yummy cake  cloud9:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 14, 2011, 09:18:14 PM
Yummy cake  cloud9:

Well you already knew about that didn't you ey TWAT? cussing:
Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
He is waiting patiently for you...

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Title: Re: I need a dog
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 06:38:53 PM
He is waiting patiently for you...

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. cloud9: