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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2007, 05:28:31 PM
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Fore? Fore? I'll give you bleedin' Fore!!!!!
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I finally catch up with a few of the 'undesirables' from 'the other side' during their annual GOM golf tournament, and I haven't eaten for a week either. Angry9:
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Errr.. "Red cross declare Cyprus a disaster area"?
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Nick suddenly realises that beating Growler at golf was a really bad idea eeek:
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Ladies, sick of your husband constantly buggering off to play golf? Try our new GROWLERGRAM service, guarranteed to get them running home eyes:
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Errr.. "Red cross declare Cyprus a disaster area"?
Geek alert.
If you are logged in through www.who-in-their-right-mind-wants-to-move-to-cyprus.com (http://www.who-in-their-right-mind-wants-to-move-to-cyprus.com)
or whatever it was Barman recommended, you can't see the picture. point:
Only by using the front door can it be seen.
Why is that?
Do I care?
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Errr.. "Red cross declare Cyprus a disaster area"?
Geek alert.
If you are logged in through www.who-in-their-right-mind-wants-to-move-to-cyprus.com (http://www.who-in-their-right-mind-wants-to-move-to-cyprus.com)
or whatever it was Barman recommended, you can't see the picture. point:
Only by using the front door can it be seen.
Why is that?
Do I care?
Error 500 (Internal Server Error) 'www.who-in-their-right-mind-wants-to-move-to-cyprus.com' could not be found.
confused2:
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Errr.. "Red cross declare Cyprus a disaster area"?
Geek alert.
If you are logged in through www.who-in-their-right-mind-wants-to-move-to-cyprus.com (http://www.who-in-their-right-mind-wants-to-move-to-cyprus.com)
or whatever it was Barman recommended, you can't see the picture. point:
Only by using the front door can it be seen.
Why is that?
Do I care?
I know... noooo:
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?Who hit that fucking ball into my swamp??
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One of you bastards take my mate Shambo away last week? evil:
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Ladies, sick of your husband constantly buggering off to play golf? Try our new GROWLERGRAM service, guarranteed to get them running home eyes:
I'd pay good money for that! Do they offer a Welsh border patrol service too?
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Ladies, sick of your husband constantly buggering off to play golf? Try our new GROWLERGRAM service, guarranteed to get them running home eyes:
I'd pay good money for that! Do they offer a Welsh border patrol service too?
Still working out the pricing for that, its going to depend on how expensive it will be to relocate Nick...
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Ladies, sick of your husband constantly buggering off to play golf? Try our new GROWLERGRAM service, guarranteed to get them running home eyes:
I'd pay good money for that! Do they offer a Welsh border patrol service too?
Still working out the pricing for that, its going to depend on how expensive it will be to relocate Nick...
Errrr I am happy with there being several miles of water between Nick and I thanks all the same.
This is taken from Nick's side. I live half way up the mountains you can see on the far side. Safe-ish I feel though with Captain Calamity one can never be sure
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To be honest its only one of a number of possible options for Nick based operations Snoop. There are already plans to include him in the Middle East peace process. Basically we are going to tell the ambassadors from over there that if they dont get their act together we are going to send him on a tour to each country.
Peace by Christmas happy088
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Any minute now he will appear to say:
"I am listening you know" evil:
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Actually, despite all that water and given the week I have had (see other posts), I am coming to the conclusion that the "Nick Effect" recognises no boundaries ~ rather like Chernobyl.
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I'm hoping you are wrong there Snoopy, most of the distance between us and Nick at the moment comprises of the atlantic scared2:
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I'm hoping you are wrong there Snoopy, most of the distance between us and Nick at the moment comprises of the atlantic scared2:
Like Foo Manchu "He'll be back"
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Wasn't that the Terminator?
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I thought it was Fu not Foo point:
Err I've just had a disconcerting thought, do we know for sure that Nick is in Canada or is he just pretending so we cant blame him for the floods eeek:
Wasn't that the Terminator?
The Nickinator? scared2:
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I thought it was Fu not Foo point:
Err I've just had a disconcerting thought, do we know for sure that Nick is in Canada or is he just pretending so we cant blame him for the floods eeek:
Wasn't that the Terminator?
The Nickinator? scared2:
Wiki= Fu Manchu (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fb5%2F1996finnishvidrelease.jpg%2F180px-1996finnishvidrelease.jpg&hash=60fe6f70015cbaa2f9e93ca667871bd0dd66d562)
Desmond Decker= Foo Manchu [img]REMOVED BECAUSE IT WAS IRRITATING FELLOW READERS![/ img]
So who knows or cares ... The point is that when they serialised the films (for Saturday Morning Children's Cinema) each cliff hanging episode ended with Fu (Foo) vanishing in a horrible fire or something similar and his voice over would say "I'll be back"
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To be honest its only one of a number of possible options for Nick based operations Snoop. There are already plans to include him in the Middle East peace process. Basically we are going to tell the ambassadors from over there that if they dont get their act together we are going to send him on a tour to each country.
Peace by Christmas happy088
Hehehe... peace in our time...
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What's going on?
When I click to get in this thread I get a request for a password for 'www.johnnyspencer.info" It also happened when I went to post.
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What's going on?
When I click to get in this thread I get a request for a password for 'www.johnnyspencer.info" It also happened when I went to post.
So do I.
It must be the Foo-King picture.
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shocked003
And me!
It's not good enough tunble:
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I don't. rubschin:
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It's that damn dog ~ bringing in things he shouldn't. Can't he bury them in the garden or something.
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I do
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There that should fix it for you all. Honestly.
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Thanks
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Thanks Wenchy, I trust you rubbed the pooch's nose in it.
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To be honest its only one of a number of possible options for Nick based operations Snoop. There are already plans to include him in the Middle East peace process. Basically we are going to tell the ambassadors from over there that if they dont get their act together we are going to send him on a tour to each country.
Peace by Christmas happy088
Hehehe... peace in our time...
Slight amendment to that plan. Iran is not on the tour list. I just relised that Nick and nuclear reactors is a recipie for total disaster scared:
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Thanks Wenchy, I trust you rubbed the pooch's nose in it.
I think I feel an urge to cock a leg against the wheels of your bicycle.
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Thanks Wenchy, I trust you rubbed the pooch's nose in it.
I think I feel an urge to cock a leg against the wheels of your bicycle.
You expect better from mods really you do. noooo:
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I am listening you know evil:
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Thanks Wenchy, I trust you rubbed the pooch's nose in it.
I think I feel an urge to cock a leg against the wheels of your bicycle.
You do and...
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Thanks Wenchy, I trust you rubbed the pooch's nose in it.
I think I feel an urge to cock a leg against the wheels of your bicycle.
You do and...
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That looks nice ~ do you have the HIP?
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I am listening you know evil:
What kept you?
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Thanks Wenchy, I trust you rubbed the pooch's nose in it.
I think I feel an urge to cock a leg against the wheels of your bicycle.
You do and...
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That looks nice ~ do you have the HIP?
He's hiding that because the location of the kennel is Nick's garden
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Thanks Wenchy, I trust you rubbed the pooch's nose in it.
I think I feel an urge to cock a leg against the wheels of your bicycle.
You do and...
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That looks nice ~ do you have the HIP?
He's hiding that because the location of the kennel is Nick's garden
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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This is taken from Nick's side. I live half way up the mountains you can see on the far side.
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My arse it is. noooo:
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My arse it is. noooo:
Which? The big lump on the horizon or the thing floating in the water?
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This is taken from Nick's side. I live half way up the mountains you can see on the far side.
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My arse it is. noooo:
According to the photographer it is a picture of the Dee Estuary taken from the Wirral side looking toward North Wales. I could have used a picture that would have more closely identified Nick's home but, as we all know, that sort of identification of anyone is a NO-NO.
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My arse it is. noooo:
Which? The big lump on the horizon or the thing floating in the water?
Darwin!! eeek: Are you saying that Growler has a big arse? What happened to your famous sense of self presevation point:
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I think it was taken up past the Golf Course at Hoylake.
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My arse it is. noooo:
Which? The big lump on the horizon or the thing floating in the water?
Darwin!! eeek: Are you saying that Growler has a big arse? What happened to your famous sense of self presevation point:
I was rather thinking of 'rough' rather than big, as in the famous phrase. . . tunble:
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I think it was taken up past the Golf Course at Hoylake.
I agree
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I think it was taken up past the Golf Course at Hoylake.
I agree
Well I don't.
1. The hills are too far away.
2. Never seen a boat/barge that close to the coast their.
Below is taken just a mile or so futher eastwards down the coast from your suggested taking point.
My only suggestion is that yours may have been through the photshop.
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I Googled Images of Dee Estuary. I live one side of it and can see it from my back windows. Nick lives the other side of it and can see it from his place. This picture claimed to be of the Dee Estuary, up and down which some fairly large barges and ferries sail.
I really don't think it is important where it was taken or when. If it makes you happy then it could have been taken anywhere but the point is that it demonstrates quite well that there is an expanse of water twixt Nick and I that I am not sure protects me from the "Nick effect" which is what I was making a joke about.
I could have argued that the OP was wrong because there is nowhere on your local golf course that looks like that and, having seen photos of you, I can say that you don't look like the bear in that picture but the point was the humour not the accuracy.
Certainly it is not worth falling out about. I did not take the picture and trusted the person who posted it onto the net but that does not matter, the picture does not matter. The joke was what mattered to me but the point of that has gone now too.
Shall we move on?
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Oh bollocks. P'raps I should have put a 'winky' smiley in my original post. ::)
I was only being pedantic or whatever. Certainly not looking to fall out with you over the validity of a piccy. ;)
Oh, and I DO look like the piccy of the bear by the way. Ask my mate. I went to his wedding as best man looking just like that. eeek:
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Well that's all right then ~ I was going to ask Wenchy to take you down to the cellar sex014 but I won't now. whistle:
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Aaahhh? they?re tired? point:
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