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Title: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 09, 2011, 12:11:40 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 12:14:46 PM
 happy100 happy100 happy100

You're not having a great time of it at the moment are you hun ?

We shall send BM round with lots of sympathetic hugs   ;)
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 09, 2011, 12:17:13 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 12:19:22 PM
I hope you are being looked after muchly by you know who !!!!
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 12:25:38 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Did he hit you???  evil:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 12:28:31 PM
BM gets masterful  and ready to defend the honour of a VP fair maiden  eeek:

 lol:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2011, 12:32:33 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Did he hit you???  evil:


On the knee?

Is he that short?
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 01:23:42 PM
BM gets masterful  and ready to defend the honour of a VP fair maiden  eeek:

 lol:

 angel1
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2011, 03:23:00 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Ouch!

Time for TLC and a glass of something strong.

 happy100
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 03:23:25 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Did he hit you???  evil:


On the knee?

Is he that short?

She could have fallen to the floor as he rained cruel blows on her face and Zeppelins...  noooo:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2011, 03:24:38 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Oh dear Miss T happy100 I think you should sit still for a while I am sure that would help.
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2011, 03:40:21 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Did he hit you???  evil:


On the knee?

Is he that short?

She could have fallen to the floor as he rained cruel blows on her face and Zeppelins...  noooo:

Would she have to go to Cardington for treatment?
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2011, 03:42:44 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Did he hit you???  evil:


On the knee?

Is he that short?

She could have fallen to the floor as he rained cruel blows on her face and Zeppelins...  noooo:

Would she have to go to Cardington for treatment?

No, Tempelhof...  ::)
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2011, 03:48:54 PM
Taking a short cut across a rocky beach in the pitch black is not a good idea. noooo:
Face first onto a rock, split eyebrow, mahusive lump and black eye. Also knee bust open, it looks gross. Feel like I have been in a car wreck. bruised hip and chest too. All achy and pissed off.  sad24:

Did he hit you???  evil:


On the knee?

Is he that short?

She could have fallen to the floor as he rained cruel blows on her face and Zeppelins...  noooo:

Would she have to go to Cardington for treatment?

No, Tempelhof...  ::)

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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Just One More on September 09, 2011, 05:44:15 PM
happy100 happy100 happy100

You're not having a great time of it at the moment are you hun ?

We shall send BM round with lots of sympathetic hugs   ;)

Give the lass a break. Hasn't she suffered enough  ;)
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2011, 05:45:46 PM
Don't be daft she will be laughing herself silly when she sees his reaction to  poorly shins, cuts and bruises  ;)

It will cheer her up no end  whistle:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2011, 05:45:50 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2011, 08:37:58 AM
happy100 happy100 happy100

You're not having a great time of it at the moment are you hun ?

We shall send BM round with lots of sympathetic hugs   ;)

Give the lass a break. Hasn't she suffered enough  ;)

 evil:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 03:16:32 PM
Don't be daft she will be laughing herself silly when she sees his reaction to  poorly shins, cuts and bruises  ;)

It will cheer her up no end  whistle:

never thought of that....let me get my camera  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 03:38:06 PM
eye and knee/shin



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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 03:40:19 PM
Ooooooooooh, BM will love that  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 03:44:58 PM
cant wait, sick bag anyone?  eveilgrin:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 03:51:49 PM
Is yer bum OK, like? rubschin:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2011, 03:58:01 PM
eye and knee/shin



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OWCH!


Good job you were pissed or that would have hurted you.  ;)
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 03:59:59 PM
Is yer bum OK, like? rubschin:

so i have been told  ;)
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 04:00:45 PM
eye and knee/shin



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OWCH!


Good job you were pissed or that would have hurted you.  ;)

not pissed now tho.  cry:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Pirate on September 10, 2011, 04:26:58 PM
Is yer bum OK, like? rubschin:

so i have been told  ;)

need a photo...
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 04:27:50 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 04:36:17 PM
oky dokey


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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 04:37:53 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 04:38:59 PM
 noooo:


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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 04:40:56 PM
DS has rubber gloves for that kind of thing sick2:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 04:43:16 PM
And how exactly are you coming to know this?  rubschin:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 05:08:13 PM
I used to watch that All Creatures Great and SMall, like angel1
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2011, 05:13:51 PM
DS has rubber gloves for that kind of thing sick2:

And you can't borrow them again.  evil:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 05:14:28 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 10, 2011, 05:15:12 PM
 point:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2011, 05:20:38 PM
Not your lucky night then, like  evil:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 04:57:16 AM
eye and knee/shin



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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2011, 06:19:33 AM
Not the first thread you want to open first thing in the morning  noooo:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 02:36:12 PM
sorry about that, just wanted to freak out BM.
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 02:42:53 PM
sorry about that, just wanted to freak out BM.

You did...  evil:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 02:53:57 PM
Oh dear,  noooo:, did the great gaping whole in my leg and face bother you? You see, I don't mind it at all.
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2011, 02:59:15 PM
Can you post more pics of scabs and bruising and stuff, like?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 11, 2011, 03:02:08 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 03:02:34 PM
Can you post more pics of scabs and bruising and stuff, like?  :thumbsup:

And her gaping hole...?  redface:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 03:05:38 PM
why does my gaping whole upset you so much?
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2011, 03:06:57 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 03:08:19 PM
he he he. eveilgrin:

this one's for BM...


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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2011, 03:14:44 PM
Can you post more pics of scabs and bruising and stuff, like?  :thumbsup:

That's gonna hurt the leg a bit


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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2011, 03:16:49 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 03:21:38 PM
excellent!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 03:23:03 PM
Holy Fuck!  sick2:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2011, 03:26:00 PM
Keep them coming  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 03:31:38 PM
special for BM like...


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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2011, 03:35:22 PM
Fab  cloud9:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 03:36:09 PM
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I'm not looking in here again.....  noooo:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2011, 03:37:54 PM
Other threads are also available  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 03:45:45 PM
 eveilgrin: job done.  ;)
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2011, 03:59:07 PM
R    I   C
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2011, 04:49:20 PM
Can you post more pics of scabs and bruising and stuff, like?  :thumbsup:

Are there no chest injuries we should see?
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2011, 04:51:19 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 04:54:40 PM
 whistle:

Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 04:55:41 PM
 ;)

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Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2011, 04:57:59 PM
;)

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If BM is to be believed, you must now be a hunchback.  ;)
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 11, 2011, 05:20:29 PM
 redface: oooo, sir! not quite sure how to follow that.
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Misty on September 19, 2011, 12:58:27 PM
The knee wound is now infected. Cant post pics for BM cos I cant even look at it. apc being a darlin and looking after it for me. It smells like cheese!  Yuk: sick2:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 01:00:44 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2011, 03:32:54 PM
You need maggots.
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
The knee wound is now infected. Cant post pics for BM cos I cant even look at it. apc being a darlin and looking after it for me. It smells like cheese!  Yuk: sick2:

You're crackers...  noooo:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Just One More on September 19, 2011, 05:28:56 PM
The knee wound is now infected. Cant post pics for BM cos I cant even look at it. apc being a darlin and looking after it for me. It smells like cheese!  Yuk: sick2:

You're crackers...  noooo:

Are they to go with the cheese  rubschin:
Title: Re: I'm broken
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
The knee wound is now infected. Cant post pics for BM cos I cant even look at it. apc being a darlin and looking after it for me. It smells like cheese!  Yuk: sick2:

You're crackers...  noooo:

Are they to go with the cheese  rubschin:

No, not your crackers - oh why do I bother...?  noooo: