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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 05, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
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Bloody selfish gets that stand there being served at the till whilst gassing merrily away on their bloody mobile, completely oblivious to the person that's TRYING to serve them and the huffing puffing rolling of eyes customers patiently waiting behind them. Angry9:
Tell you, I was sssssso close to grabbing his phone off him and werking it up his fat arse. eveilgrin:
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I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem :thumbsup:
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I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem :thumbsup:
Most excellent. I bloody HATE selfish thoughtless ignorant bastards like these. Totally oblivious to everyone around them.
ME ME ME ME bloody ME, all the bloody time. Explode:
@nick. PISS OFF you predictable tosser. cussing:
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I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem :thumbsup:
Most excellent. I bloody HATE selfish thoughtless ignorant bastards like these. Totally oblivious to everyone around them.
ME ME ME ME bloody ME, all the bloody time. Explode:
@nick. PISS OFF you predictable tosser. cussing:
Pet hate of mine too may get some of those posters printed as flyers and carry them around with me. eveilgrin:
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There was an Italian bird sitting behind me at the opera on Friday having a conversation on her phone in the middle of the third act... Banghead
Mind you, she looked just like Sarah Jessica Parker and had a skirt up to here [points to thigh] and high heels this high [holds hands six inches apart]... Drool:
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If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around
and cop an eyeful and say something
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rubschin: How did he know what she was wearing unless he turned round?
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This was what he told himself so that he didn't have to turn round and confront her lol:
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If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
;D better than the show no doubt? whistle:
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If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
Indeed... I gave her a nasty look... eyes:
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She did in fact look just like this... Drool:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picturesx.net%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F287%2FSarah_Jessica_Parker_hot.JPG&hash=ec77468b310ece78cf11d15876a72b512f310f73)
Cept she had high heels on and was on the phone like...
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If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
;D better than the show no doubt? whistle:
'avin yer eyes gouged out with a rusty nail would be more preferable than a piggin' opera.
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She did in fact look just like this... Drool:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picturesx.net%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F287%2FSarah_Jessica_Parker_hot.JPG&hash=ec77468b310ece78cf11d15876a72b512f310f73)
Cept she had high heels on and was on the phone like...
:sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:
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Nope I just can't see it. She has a figure to die for but I can't cope with her face it is not attractive.
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I agree Miss C. SHe looks like a horse.
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She has a figure to die for but I can't cope with her face it is not attractive.
Only a guess, but BMs eyes may not have got up that far.
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Indeed you may be right DS. noooo:
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who looks at her face :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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who looks at her face :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
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who looks at her face :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
glad about that Growler redface: Spank2:
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who looks at her face :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
glad about that Growler redface: Spank2:
Just so we know where we stand like. :thumbsup:
Get yerself an avatart btw. Getting right upon me tits looking at a blank space, plus you're the only one in 'ere without one, bloody great wuss. ::)
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sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
whistle:
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who looks at her face :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
glad about that Growler redface: Spank2:
Just so we know where we stand like. :thumbsup:
Get yerself an avatart btw. Getting right upon me tits looking at a blank space, plus you're the only one in 'ere without one, bloody great wuss. ::)
a wot atart?
Corrected for you .... Oh he means a picture in your profile.
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sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
whistle:
I didn't know who or what she is. redface:
I give you SJP...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)
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:thumbsup:
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sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
whistle:
I didn't know who or what she is. redface:
I give you SJP...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)
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Miss C is jealous... point:
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Bloody selfish gets that stand there being served at the till whilst gassing merrily away on their bloody mobile, completely oblivious to the person that's TRYING to serve them and the huffing puffing rolling of eyes customers patiently waiting behind them. Angry9:
Tell you, I was sssssso close to grabbing his phone off him and werking it up his fat arse. eveilgrin:
Its worse here cos its usaually the shopkeeper on the phone. Stood trying to pay for my shopping many times only to be told to shush and wait while the ignorant bitch behind the counter blahblahs away. How rude! cussing:
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Bloody selfish gets that stand there being served at the till whilst gassing merrily away on their bloody mobile, completely oblivious to the person that's TRYING to serve them and the huffing puffing rolling of eyes customers patiently waiting behind them. Angry9:
Tell you, I was sssssso close to grabbing his phone off him and werking it up his fat arse. eveilgrin:
Its worse here cos its usaually the shopkeeper on the phone. Stood trying to pay for my shopping many times only to be told to shush and wait while the ignorant bitch behind the counter blahblahs away. How rude! cussing:
Never mind that... ::)
Where do you stand on Sarah Jessica Parker...? eyes:
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neigggghhhhhh. noooo:
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neigggghhhhhh. noooo:
Stupid girl! evil:
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Charming as ever BM. well.......... Finger:
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Charming as ever BM. well.......... Finger:
potty mouth.. noooo:
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you called me stupid. sad32:
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you called me stupid. sad32:
Stupid is as stupid does... whistle:
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I was certainly stupid to believe you were a nice man. noooo:
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I was certainly stupid to believe you were a nice man. noooo:
happy001
redface: redface: redface:
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doh:
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doh:
point:
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sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
whistle:
I didn't know who or what she is. redface:
I give you SJP...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wtjw9j8%2F051.jpg&hash=88e5d1678094389ebb66279b7517bf3295911b8f) (http://postimage.org/image/2wtjw9j8/)
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Miss C is jealous... point:
I have to confess that I am. redface: I always wanted a horse.
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I don't like horses. And horses don't like me noooo:
I am on good terms with donkeys, like cloud9:
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sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
whistle:
I didn't know who or what she is. redface:
I give you SJP...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wtjw9j8%2F051.jpg&hash=88e5d1678094389ebb66279b7517bf3295911b8f) (http://postimage.org/image/2wtjw9j8/)
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Miss C is jealous... point:
I have to confess that I am. redface: I always wanted a horse.
lol: lol: lol:
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I don't like horses. And horses don't like me noooo:
I am on good terms with donkeys, like cloud9:
You can have SJP then. She will prolly snot on you too but apparently you are not supposed to look at her face. 8)
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I don't like horses. And horses don't like me noooo:
I am on good terms with donkeys, like cloud9:
You can have SJP then. She will prolly snot on you too but apparently you are not supposed to look at her face. 8)
Jealousy is a terrible thing... noooo:
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I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.
I'd like to rub one out.
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I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.
I'd like to rub one out.
happy001
Oh Pasty!
happy002
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.
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lol: We should give that one to APC ...
See also Helena Bonham Carter whistle:
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lol: We should give that one to APC ...
See also Helena Bonham Carter whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.
I'd like to rub one out.
happy001
Oh Pasty!
happy002
Tsk he is usually such a refined gent. noooo:
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I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.
I'd like to rub one out.
happy001
Oh Pasty!
happy002
Tsk he is usually such a refined gent. noooo:
Like me like... angel1
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Are you mad?
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Are you mad?
Ummm... compared to you....? rubschin:
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.
My bloody thread too ffs. ::)
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.
My bloody thread too ffs. ::)
Nick fucked it all up for you.... noooo:
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I like cake and I poo it on his 'ed
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.
My bloody thread too ffs. ::)
Nick fucked it all up for you.... noooo:
He fucks EVERYTHING up, and just rambles on and on and on incoherently about this pooing on yer 'ed nonsensical nonsense garbage stuff.
I really wish he'd go bake his 'ed, I really do, bloody plank. Angry9:
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Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.
My bloody thread too ffs. ::)
Nick fucked it all up for you.... noooo:
He fucks EVERYTHING up, and just rambles on and on and on incoherently about this pooing on yer 'ed nonsensical nonsense garbage stuff.
I really wish he'd go bake his 'ed, I really do, bloody plank. Angry9:
You're so right... happy100
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My case rests... noooo:
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On what and why?
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lol: We should give that one to APC ...
See also Helena Bonham Carter whistle:
Already do that one .............normally with one of the bar staff...... whistle: