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Title: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: GROWLER on September 05, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Bloody selfish gets that stand there being served at the till whilst gassing merrily away on their bloody mobile, completely oblivious to the person that's TRYING to serve them and the huffing puffing rolling of eyes customers patiently waiting behind them. Angry9:

Tell you, I was sssssso close to grabbing his phone off him and werking it up his fat arse. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Just One More on September 05, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2011, 06:49:33 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fr9.fodey.com%2F2174%2Fa8eaa8ee0ec14c1982e6d385d2dbb618.0.gif&hash=3d5d41c2face23cd7ca24b661ce8d15d0736a6e7) (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/talking_owl.asp)
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: GROWLER on September 05, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem  :thumbsup:

Most excellent. I bloody HATE selfish thoughtless ignorant bastards like these. Totally oblivious to everyone around them.


ME ME ME ME bloody ME, all the bloody time. Explode:

@nick. PISS OFF you predictable tosser. cussing:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 05, 2011, 08:06:08 PM
I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem  :thumbsup:

Most excellent. I bloody HATE selfish thoughtless ignorant bastards like these. Totally oblivious to everyone around them.


ME ME ME ME bloody ME, all the bloody time. Explode:

@nick. PISS OFF you predictable tosser. cussing:

Pet hate of mine too may get some of those posters printed as flyers and carry them around with me. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 06:35:21 AM
There was an Italian bird sitting behind me at the opera on Friday having a conversation on her phone in the middle of the third act...  Banghead

Mind you, she looked just like Sarah Jessica Parker and had a skirt up to here [points to thigh] and high heels this high [holds hands six inches apart]... Drool:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 06:50:26 AM
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2011, 06:51:23 AM
 rubschin: How did he know what she was wearing unless he turned round?
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 06, 2011, 07:08:35 AM
This was what he told himself so that he didn't have to turn round and confront her  lol:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: bodiam on September 06, 2011, 07:41:46 AM
 
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
;D  better than the show no doubt? whistle:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 07:58:31 AM
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something

Indeed... I gave her a nasty look...  eyes:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 08:03:58 AM
She did in fact look just like this... Drool:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picturesx.net%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F287%2FSarah_Jessica_Parker_hot.JPG&hash=ec77468b310ece78cf11d15876a72b512f310f73)

Cept she had high heels on and was on the phone like...
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 08:09:29 AM
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
;D  better than the show no doubt? whistle:

'avin yer eyes gouged out with a rusty nail would be more preferable than a piggin' opera.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: bodiam on September 06, 2011, 08:10:44 AM
She did in fact look just like this... Drool:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.picturesx.net%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F287%2FSarah_Jessica_Parker_hot.JPG&hash=ec77468b310ece78cf11d15876a72b512f310f73)

Cept she had high heels on and was on the phone like...
:sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
Nope I just can't see it.  She has a figure to die for but I can't cope with her face it is not attractive.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 08:31:22 AM
I agree Miss C. SHe looks like a horse.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2011, 09:27:41 AM
She has a figure to die for but I can't cope with her face it is not attractive.

Only a guess, but BMs eyes may not have got up that far.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 10:08:31 AM
Indeed you may be right DS. noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: bodiam on September 06, 2011, 11:23:41 AM
who looks at her face  :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 11:26:16 AM
who looks at her face  :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: bodiam on September 06, 2011, 11:30:05 AM
who looks at her face  :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
glad about that Growler redface: Spank2:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 11:34:44 AM
who looks at her face  :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
glad about that Growler redface: Spank2:

Just so we know where we stand like.  :thumbsup:

Get yerself an avatart btw. Getting right upon me tits looking at a blank space, plus you're the only one in 'ere without one, bloody great wuss. ::)
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: bodiam on September 06, 2011, 11:41:24 AM
sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

 whistle:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: bodiam on September 06, 2011, 11:42:45 AM
who looks at her face  :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I did actualy, being the kind thoughtful person that I REALLY am. angel1
Wouldn't roll over 'er to get to you anyway, that's a bloody DED 'cert, I can assure you. cloud9:
glad about that Growler redface: Spank2:

Just so we know where we stand like.  :thumbsup:

Get yerself an avatart btw. Getting right upon me tits looking at a blank space, plus you're the only one in 'ere without one, bloody great wuss. ::)

a wot atart?



Corrected for you .... Oh he means a picture in your profile.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 11:48:11 AM
sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

 whistle:

I didn't know who or what she is. redface:

I give you SJP...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wtjw9j8%2F051.jpg&hash=88e5d1678094389ebb66279b7517bf3295911b8f) (http://postimage.org/image/2wtjw9j8/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2xgpf4g4%2F016.jpg&hash=6c2761af8920de01f23a8472be4de5e3c5ded5b7) (http://postimage.org/image/2xgpf4g4/)
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 11:51:08 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 12:16:16 PM
sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

 whistle:

I didn't know who or what she is. redface:

I give you SJP...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wtjw9j8%2F051.jpg&hash=88e5d1678094389ebb66279b7517bf3295911b8f) (http://postimage.org/image/2wtjw9j8/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2xgpf4g4%2F016.jpg&hash=6c2761af8920de01f23a8472be4de5e3c5ded5b7) (http://postimage.org/image/2xgpf4g4/)

Miss C is jealous...  point:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Misty on September 06, 2011, 12:21:05 PM
Bloody selfish gets that stand there being served at the till whilst gassing merrily away on their bloody mobile, completely oblivious to the person that's TRYING to serve them and the huffing puffing rolling of eyes customers patiently waiting behind them. Angry9:

Tell you, I was sssssso close to grabbing his phone off him and werking it up his fat arse. eveilgrin:

Its worse here cos its usaually the shopkeeper on the phone. Stood trying to pay for my shopping many times only to be told to shush and wait while the ignorant bitch behind the counter blahblahs away. How rude!  cussing:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 12:23:03 PM
Bloody selfish gets that stand there being served at the till whilst gassing merrily away on their bloody mobile, completely oblivious to the person that's TRYING to serve them and the huffing puffing rolling of eyes customers patiently waiting behind them. Angry9:

Tell you, I was sssssso close to grabbing his phone off him and werking it up his fat arse. eveilgrin:

Its worse here cos its usaually the shopkeeper on the phone. Stood trying to pay for my shopping many times only to be told to shush and wait while the ignorant bitch behind the counter blahblahs away. How rude!  cussing:

Never mind that...  ::)

Where do you stand on Sarah Jessica Parker...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Misty on September 06, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
neigggghhhhhh.  noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 12:24:27 PM
neigggghhhhhh.  noooo:

Stupid girl!  evil:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Misty on September 06, 2011, 12:25:50 PM
Charming as ever BM. well.......... Finger:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 12:29:03 PM
Charming as ever BM. well.......... Finger:

potty mouth..  noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Misty on September 06, 2011, 12:31:26 PM
you called me stupid.  sad32:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 12:32:44 PM
you called me stupid.  sad32:

Stupid is as stupid does...  whistle:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Misty on September 06, 2011, 12:39:16 PM
I was certainly stupid to believe you were a nice man.  noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 12:57:14 PM
I was certainly stupid to believe you were a nice man.  noooo:

happy001


 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Misty on September 06, 2011, 01:12:12 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 03:19:41 PM
doh:

 point:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 03:53:15 PM
sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

 whistle:

I didn't know who or what she is. redface:

I give you SJP...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wtjw9j8%2F051.jpg&hash=88e5d1678094389ebb66279b7517bf3295911b8f) (http://postimage.org/image/2wtjw9j8/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2xgpf4g4%2F016.jpg&hash=6c2761af8920de01f23a8472be4de5e3c5ded5b7) (http://postimage.org/image/2xgpf4g4/)

Miss C is jealous...  point:

I have to confess that I am. redface:  I always wanted a horse.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 03:56:43 PM
I don't like horses. And horses don't like me  noooo:

I am on good terms with donkeys, like cloud9:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 04:32:00 PM
sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

 whistle:

I didn't know who or what she is. redface:

I give you SJP...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wgblhl0%2F141.jpg&hash=0d8e68f2f45e82a8373179bea3b090bc9f3b183e) (http://postimage.org/image/2wgblhl0/)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2wtjw9j8%2F051.jpg&hash=88e5d1678094389ebb66279b7517bf3295911b8f) (http://postimage.org/image/2wtjw9j8/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F2xgpf4g4%2F016.jpg&hash=6c2761af8920de01f23a8472be4de5e3c5ded5b7) (http://postimage.org/image/2xgpf4g4/)

Miss C is jealous...  point:

I have to confess that I am. redface:  I always wanted a horse.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 04:46:03 PM
I don't like horses. And horses don't like me  noooo:

I am on good terms with donkeys, like cloud9:

You can have SJP then.  She will prolly snot on you too but apparently you are not supposed to look at her face. 8)
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:00:07 PM
I don't like horses. And horses don't like me  noooo:

I am on good terms with donkeys, like cloud9:

You can have SJP then.  She will prolly snot on you too but apparently you are not supposed to look at her face. 8)

Jealousy is a terrible thing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Pastis on September 06, 2011, 05:00:22 PM
I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.

I'd like to rub one out.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:01:24 PM
I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.

I'd like to rub one out.

happy001

Oh Pasty!

happy002
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 05:04:11 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Pastis on September 06, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
 lol:  We should give that one to APC ...

See also Helena Bonham Carter  whistle:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
lol:  We should give that one to APC ...

See also Helena Bonham Carter  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 05:07:01 PM
I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.

I'd like to rub one out.

happy001

Oh Pasty!



happy002

Tsk he is usually such a refined gent. noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:07:55 PM
I've always felt Sarah Jessica Parker had too many names.

I'd like to rub one out.

happy001

Oh Pasty!



happy002

Tsk he is usually such a refined gent. noooo:

Like me like...  angel1
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Are you mad?
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:21:15 PM
Are you mad?

Ummm... compared to you....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 05:29:55 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.

My bloody thread too ffs. ::)
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:31:03 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.

My bloody thread too ffs. ::)

Nick fucked it all up for you....  noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 05:42:06 PM
I like cake and I poo it on his 'ed
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 05:45:39 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.

My bloody thread too ffs. ::)

Nick fucked it all up for you....  noooo:

He fucks EVERYTHING up, and just rambles on and on and on incoherently about this pooing on yer 'ed nonsensical nonsense garbage stuff.

I really wish he'd go bake his 'ed, I really do, bloody plank. Angry9:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter.

My bloody thread too ffs. ::)

Nick fucked it all up for you....  noooo:

He fucks EVERYTHING up, and just rambles on and on and on incoherently about this pooing on yer 'ed nonsensical nonsense garbage stuff.

I really wish he'd go bake his 'ed, I really do, bloody plank. Angry9:

You're so right... happy100
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 05:48:53 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fr9.fodey.com%2F2174%2F31b595d978554b78b5b603eb6b625a9e.0.gif&hash=40c0e04599e8e16663fa42c970b8362c952cfcb8) (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/talking_owl.asp)
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 05:50:30 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fr9.fodey.com%2F2174%2F31b595d978554b78b5b603eb6b625a9e.0.gif&hash=40c0e04599e8e16663fa42c970b8362c952cfcb8) (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/talking_owl.asp)

My case rests...  noooo:
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2011, 06:11:18 PM
On what and why?
Title: Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2011, 07:02:19 PM
lol:  We should give that one to APC ...

See also Helena Bonham Carter  whistle:

Already do that one .............normally with one of the bar staff...... whistle: