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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 03, 2011, 05:54:00 PM
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i try to go the gym at quieter times, to avoid general sheeples like.
Decided to go at 5 today, 'cus I'd been told that that is normally a quieter time on a Saturday like.
They lied. It was absolutely 'eavin'. evil:
Never really paid any attention to the odd geezer or two in the changing rooms tbqh, but you just couldn't help it this avvy. we were all having to shuffle around, trying oh so so so hard not to accidentaly brush past each other like. eeek:
It was during all this manouvering around that I noticed just how absolutely disgustingly vile some men are in the hairy dept.
Look like a bunch bloody wet otters most of them, yeeeeeuck. :sick016:
Absolutely and most most disguteringly disgustorenormously vile, espeeacially their backs. sick2:
Look like friggin' cave men most of them.
I really don't feel like eating me tea now tbqatth. noooo:
Me? I'm almost like a new born babe by comparison. cloud9:
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YOu do tend to be a bit pink, tis true. Apart from the ginger bits, like angel1
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YOu do tend to be a bit pink, tis true. Apart from the ginger bits, like angel1
Speaks the scruffy bearded REALLY ginger one. whistle:
You're only jealous, plank. lol:
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Isn't it way past your bedtime now ey? whistle:
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i try to go the gym at quieter times, to avoid general sheeples like.
Decided to go at 5 today, 'cus I'd been told that that is normally a quieter time on a Saturday like.
They lied. It was absolutely 'eavin'. evil:
Never really paid any attention to the odd geezer or two in the changing rooms tbqh, but you just couldn't help it this avvy. we were all having to shuffle around, trying oh so so so hard not to accidentaly brush past each other like. eeek:
It was during all this manouvering around that I noticed just how absolutely disgustingly vile some men are in the hairy dept.
Look like a bunch bloody wet otters most of them, yeeeeeuck. :sick016:
Absolutely and most most disguteringly disgustorenormously vile, espeeacially their backs. sick2:
Look like friggin' cave men most of them.
I really don't feel like eating me tea now tbqatth. noooo:
Me? I'm almost like a new born babe by comparison. cloud9:
Finger: ;)
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i try to go the gym at quieter times, to avoid general sheeples like.
Decided to go at 5 today, 'cus I'd been told that that is normally a quieter time on a Saturday like.
They lied. It was absolutely 'eavin'. evil:
Never really paid any attention to the odd geezer or two in the changing rooms tbqh, but you just couldn't help it this avvy. we were all having to shuffle around, trying oh so so so hard not to accidentaly brush past each other like. eeek:
It was during all this manouvering around that I noticed just how absolutely disgustingly vile some men are in the hairy dept.
Look like a bunch bloody wet otters most of them, yeeeeeuck. :sick016:
Absolutely and most most disguteringly disgustorenormously vile, espeeacially their backs. sick2:
Look like friggin' cave men most of them.
I really don't feel like eating me tea now tbqatth. noooo:
Me? I'm almost like a new born babe by comparison. cloud9:
Finger: ;)
Bit of a APE MAN in the overly hairy dept. are we then ey JOMiomondo? lol:
Not your fault mate. Some wimmins luv 'airy men apparently. sick2:
As long as it doesn't extend onto your palms like. scared2:
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What's your 'take' on overly 'airy wimmins then ey lads? rubschin:
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Strimmer or blowlamp. Or both :thumbsup:
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Trouble with blokes with lots of body hair is that they sweat sooooooooooo much sick2:
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Popcorn:
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Trouble with blokes with lots of body hair is that they sweat sooooooooooo much sick2:
I sweat like a piggin' pig with it drippin' in me eyes...stings like 'ell...when I'm givin' meself the biffters like.
I'm not a 'airy bear though, so what's that all about then ey?
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Growler is an sweaty bear noooo: sick2:
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Growler is an sweaty bear noooo: sick2:
No I'm bloody not. evil:
I stand in the shower for yonks afterwards, and smell like e freshly mown meadow or summat. cloud9: confused:
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Not in MY shower cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Talkin' of which, how is yer shower now? scared:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Christus almighynus on a bikeeeus, you must be positively throbbing with a wrenching stench now. sick2:
I DID NOT friggin' break it either, you ratty goon'ed. evil:
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I only throb when appropriate eyes:
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I only throb when appropriate eyes:
Usually when you've been a cack handed mong and caught your hand in the door or suchlike whistle:
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I think I've got more hair in my nose/ears than on my chest!
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Didn't Elton John have his nose hair transplanted onto his head? rubschin:
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Didn't Elton John have his nose hair transplanted onto his head? rubschin:
I'm not sure I remember that one ...... Hum the first bars and I'll try and pick it up.
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Didn't Elton John have his nose hair transplanted onto his head? rubschin:
I'm not sure I remember that one ...... Hum the first bars and I'll try and pick it up.
drumroll: drumroll:
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i try to go the gym at quieter times, to avoid general sheeples like.
Decided to go at 5 today, 'cus I'd been told that that is normally a quieter time on a Saturday like.
They lied. It was absolutely 'eavin'. evil:
Never really paid any attention to the odd geezer or two in the changing rooms tbqh, but you just couldn't help it this avvy. we were all having to shuffle around, trying oh so so so hard not to accidentaly brush past each other like. eeek:
It was during all this manouvering around that I noticed just how absolutely disgustingly vile some men are in the hairy dept.
Look like a bunch bloody wet otters most of them, yeeeeeuck. :sick016:
Absolutely and most most disguteringly disgustorenormously vile, espeeacially their backs. sick2:
Look like friggin' cave men most of them.
I really don't feel like eating me tea now tbqatth. noooo:
Me? I'm almost like a new born babe by comparison. cloud9:
baldy bear? rubschin:
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