The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on September 03, 2011, 03:46:48 PM

Title: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2011, 03:46:48 PM

Ever since I have been in London I have been sneezing like an horse and my dose itches all the time.  evil:

Pollution? Or what?

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2011, 03:51:02 PM

Allergic to real cats  whistle:

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2011, 03:51:57 PM

 rubschin:

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Pastis on September 03, 2011, 05:01:01 PM

You should wear a mask to cover your dose ...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nolaimports.com%2Fstore%2Fimages%2Fwhitemasquerademask.jpg&hash=8b93a5da777a06ae650013fb08a0acefcfdaf987)

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 05, 2011, 11:23:32 AM

dander. sick2:

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2011, 11:55:53 AM

Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2011, 03:46:48 PM

Ever since I have been in London I have been sneezing like an horse and my dose itches all the time.  evil:

Pollution? Or what?

Polonium enema

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2011, 12:02:18 PM

Well it continues and my dose is sore. I fear it may be Man FLu  shocked003

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 11:23:20 AM

Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2011, 12:02:18 PM

Well it continues and my dose is sore. I fear it may be Man FLu  shocked003

Is there no end to your nancy pants self pitying attention seeking ailment over reactions ey? evil:

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 11:25:46 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fr9.fodey.com%2F2174%2F31b595d978554b78b5b603eb6b625a9e.0.gif&hash=40c0e04599e8e16663fa42c970b8362c952cfcb8) (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/talking_owl.asp)

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 11:39:03 AM

Give it a rest will you, you boring get.  sleep017

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2016, 12:26:38 PM

I've got something stuck up my nose...

...every time I breathe in it tickles my nose and sets me off sneezing...  noooo:

Two bastard days of it now, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, SNEEZE FUCKING SNEEZE!  Banghead

No amount of sneezing, nose blowing or sticking stuff up there seems to clear it...  cry:

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2016, 08:09:24 PM

Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2016, 12:26:38 PM

I've got something stuck up my nose...

...every time I breathe in it tickles my nose and sets me off sneezing...  noooo:

Two bastard days of it now, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, SNEEZE FUCKING SNEEZE!  Banghead

No amount of sneezing, nose blowing or sticking stuff up there seems to clear it...  cry:

Your finger...... rubschin:

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2016, 06:39:42 AM

Cured!  cloud9:

Title: Re: Projectile SNeezing
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2016, 12:28:01 PM

Quote from: Barman on January 23, 2016, 06:39:42 AM

Cured!  cloud9:

Ham

(oh doh: that's a different thread isn't it  redface:)