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Title: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 05:05:08 PM
I have just got home to open up my mail. Hooge A4 envelope awaits me  rubschin:

Open it up,  it is a new initiative from my bank  eeek:

My annual personalised statement  eeek:

Now this is not my bank statements - I do all my banking on line

This is a lovely little brochure that tells me how much money has gone into and out of my account in a year  eeek: eeek: eeek:

My average spends on certain things  eeek:

Bar charts  showing my minimum and maximum balances each month  scared2:

The largest payments I have made over the last 12 months  eeek:

Table of greatest debit card spend  redface: redface: redface:

Summary of regular payments  ::)

12 month summary of how I've taken money out from my account ( ATM , Cheque , debit card etc )

My Credit card in's and outs  redface: redface: redface:

How I have used my credit card over the last 12 months ( 34 % household goods, 33 % travel, 14 % mixed retail, 6% clothing and footwear, 6 % other retailers, 4 % entertainment, 2% food and drink, 1 % services)  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bloody hell - I need a lie down  sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 05:14:37 PM
Utter utter bastards. Tell them never again and the sue them for emotional distress. eveilgrin:

Was the voddy itemised too  eeek:

Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 05:17:57 PM
I pay cash for the voddy  lol:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2011, 05:20:46 PM
I have just got home to open up my mail. Hooge A4 envelope awaits me  rubschin:

Open it up,  it is a new initiative from my bank  eeek:

My annual personalised statement  eeek:

Now this is not my bank statements - I do all my banking on line

This is a lovely little brochure that tells me how much money has gone into and out of my account in a year  eeek: eeek: eeek:

My average spends on certain things  eeek:

Bar charts  showing my minimum and maximum balances each month  scared2:

The largest payments I have made over the last 12 months  eeek:

Table of greatest debit card spend  redface: redface: redface:

Summary of regular payments  ::)

12 month summary of how I've taken money out from my account ( ATM , Cheque , debit card etc )

My Credit card in's and outs  redface: redface: redface:

How I have used my credit card over the last 12 months ( 34 % household voddy, 33 % travel, 14 % mixed retail, 6% clothing and footwear, 6 % other retailers, 4 % entertainment, 2% food and  1 % services)  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bloody hell - I need a lie down  sad32: sad32: sad32:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 05:21:03 PM
WHy does "in's" merit an apostrophe but not "outs"?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 05:23:10 PM
I did achooly ponder that but in my head outs is an ok word but in's is not  whistle:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 05:24:40 PM
You are right . It is not a word, it is an abomination  cussing:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
WHy does "in's" merit an apostrophe but not "outs"?  rubschin:

Her 'postrophe overdraft limit has been reached.
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 05:26:15 PM
You are right . It is not a word, it is an abomination  cussing:


Thought you'd appreciate it  whistle:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 05:27:19 PM
WHy does "in's" merit an apostrophe but not "outs"?  rubschin:

Her 'postrophe overdraft limit has been reached.

I wonder what category that would come under  rubschin:

Too much information for me to digest  sad32:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: bodiam on September 03, 2011, 06:26:47 AM
I have just got home to open up my mail. Hooge A4 envelope awaits me  rubschin:

Open it up,  it is a new initiative from my bank  eeek:

My annual personalised statement  eeek:

Now this is not my bank statements - I do all my banking on line

This is a lovely little brochure that tells me how much money has gone into and out of my account in a year  eeek: eeek: eeek:

My average spends on certain things  eeek:

Bar charts  showing my minimum and maximum balances each month  scared2:

The largest payments I have made over the last 12 months  eeek:

Table of greatest debit card spend  redface: redface: redface:

Summary of regular payments  ::)

12 month summary of how I've taken money out from my account ( ATM , Cheque , debit card etc )

My Credit card in's and outs  redface: redface: redface:

How I have used my credit card over the last 12 months ( 34 % household goods, 33 % travel, 14 % mixed retail, 6% clothing and footwear, 6 % other retailers, 4 % entertainment, 2% food and drink, 1 % services)  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bloody hell - I need a lie down  sad32: sad32: sad32:
services ????? may one enquire whistle:
Title: Re: Things you don't ask for and that certainly don't help
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2011, 07:06:18 AM
 lol:

 rubschin: - I thought that might have been categorised under entertainment  whistle: