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Title: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2011, 08:18:01 AM
I'm sick to the absolute back teeth with sheeple that reply to 'wanted or for sale adverts', claiming that they'd'absolutely luuuurve to buy whatever it is, but unfortunately they haven't got the money at the moment, or they live too far away, or the missus wouldn't be happy, or the bastard dog's not well, lah de dahdediddlydum. Banghead.

Just replied to such a poster on another forum that's replied to some poor sod that's urgently looking for some clips for his heater matrix on his 20 year old car.

His reply was, "oh, if only you'd asked me 6 months ago, as I had a drawer full of them" whistle:

I have just replied to this utter twat, and am now fully expecting another bollocking for my sarcastic reply. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2011, 08:19:59 AM
Growler: committed to low standards  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2011, 08:26:12 AM
Growler: committed to low standards  :thumbsup:

 Shrugs:

Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2011, 09:18:23 AM
I'm sick to the absolute back teeth with sheeple that reply to 'wanted or for sale adverts', claiming that they'd'absolutely luuuurve to buy whatever it is, but unfortunately they haven't got the money at the moment, or they live too far away, or the missus wouldn't be happy, or the bastard dog's not well, lah de dahdediddlydum. Banghead.

Just replied to such a poster on another forum that's replied to some poor sod that's urgently looking for some clips for his heater matrix on his 20 year old car.

His reply was, "oh, if only you'd asked me 6 months ago, as I had a drawer full of them" whistle:

I have just replied to this utter twat, and am now fully expecting another bollocking for my sarcastic reply. :thumbsup:

 happ096
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2011, 08:35:59 PM
I thought you'd appreciate that little snarl of mine BM. :thumbsup:

Bloody eejits sheeples are. Why do they do it/say it? Banghead

Seem to have got away with my sarcy comments at the poster anyways.  lol:
Poor geezer in Oz is going out of his 'ed trying to get these clips..

I've bought a new 'project' today. Virtually stole it I dids. cloud9:
The local chavs are going to absolutely be falling over themselves when it's all fixed and up for sale. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2011, 08:37:03 PM
I thought you'd appreciate that little snarl of mine BM. :thumbsup:

Bloody eejits sheeples are. Why do they do it/say it? Banghead

Seem to have got away with my sarcy comments at the poster anyways.  lol:
Poor geezer in Oz is going out of his 'ed trying to get these clips..

I'm trying to source rockers....  Banghead
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2011, 08:40:11 PM
I thought you'd appreciate that little snarl of mine BM. :thumbsup:

Bloody eejits sheeples are. Why do they do it/say it? Banghead

Seem to have got away with my sarcy comments at the poster anyways.  lol:
Poor geezer in Oz is going out of his 'ed trying to get these clips..

I'm trying to source rockers....  Banghead

You tried the bed of fleas, mini forums, gumtree, or just simply typed your equirements into google? rubschin:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2011, 12:19:50 AM
I thought you'd appreciate that little snarl of mine BM. :thumbsup:

Bloody eejits sheeples are. Why do they do it/say it? Banghead

Seem to have got away with my sarcy comments at the poster anyways.  lol:
Poor geezer in Oz is going out of his 'ed trying to get these clips..

I'm trying to source rockers....  Banghead

Here you go (http://www.rockingchairs.net/)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 04:42:51 AM
I thought you'd appreciate that little snarl of mine BM. :thumbsup:

Bloody eejits sheeples are. Why do they do it/say it? Banghead

Seem to have got away with my sarcy comments at the poster anyways.  lol:
Poor geezer in Oz is going out of his 'ed trying to get these clips..

I'm trying to source rockers....  Banghead

Here you go (http://www.rockingchairs.net/)  :thumbsup:

 evil:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 04:43:52 AM
I thought you'd appreciate that little snarl of mine BM. :thumbsup:

Bloody eejits sheeples are. Why do they do it/say it? Banghead

Seem to have got away with my sarcy comments at the poster anyways.  lol:
Poor geezer in Oz is going out of his 'ed trying to get these clips..

I'm trying to source rockers....  Banghead

You tried the bed of fleas, mini forums, gumtree, or just simply typed your equirements into google? rubschin:

The old ones are badly worn...

Trying to decide if I should re-bush, replace with new or upgrade to rollers....
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2011, 07:57:32 AM
I had an absolute stack load them lying around yesterday too, but I lobbed them on the tip. :thumbsup:
Just thiought you'd appreciate that. whistle:


I'm not too well versed on the mechanical side of things, but I'd say don't skimp whatever you decide on.

Ape uth of tar an' all that stuff like. ;)
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 07:59:46 AM
What does he need tar for?
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2011, 08:00:19 AM
What does he need tar for?

Go AWAY.
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 08:02:10 AM
Growler is an grumpy bear  noooo:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2011, 08:08:35 AM
Growler is an grumpy bear  noooo:

No I'm not, but YOU are just a bloody annoyance that talks bloody utter garbagy shite, spoling yet another thread of mine. Banghead
Now GO AWAY.
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 10:39:19 AM
I had an absolute stack load them lying around yesterday too, but I lobbed them on the tip. :thumbsup:
Just thiought you'd appreciate that. whistle:


I'm not too well versed on the mechanical side of things, but I'd say don't skimp whatever you decide on.

Ape uth of tar an' all that stuff like. ;)

Aye... having considered all the options a new set (http://www.minisport.com/mini-spare-parts/info_MSLMS0483.html) is prolly the best....  :thumbsup:

By the time I've bought all the new screws, springs, bushes, etc. etc...
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2011, 11:00:30 AM
Has LL sanctioned the purchase?  whistle:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 11:04:11 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 01:28:06 PM
Has LL sanctioned the purchase?  whistle:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2011, 05:22:39 PM
Has LL sanctioned the purchase?  whistle:

Shrugs:

Dunno, don't care?  rubschin:

Top man. :thumbsup:
Have a coconut as my personal reward. cloud9:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2011, 04:16:16 AM
Has LL sanctioned the purchase?  whistle:

Shrugs:

Dunno, don't care?  rubschin:

Top man. :thumbsup:
Have a coconut as my personal reward. cloud9:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2011, 09:00:53 PM
Yet another useless gormless ape tonight posting in reply to a geezer that's TRYING to sell his wifes old but in very nice condition V.W.Polo:

Posted Today, 10:27

I thought i had a buyer for you,my niece wants a polo & this ticked all the boxes,however when i showed her the pic's she informed me she doesnt like the colour & her friends will take the p*ss out of her if she drives this.....women eh!!!!! sorry! hope you get a buyer soon. looks a good buy!



Good job that wasn't a reply to a car I was trying to shift, or I'd be 'round his ''ouse with a flock of agitated rabid bats to shove down his gruns, bloody tooser. cussing:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2011, 10:56:20 PM
...and so they continue:

Posted 28 August 2011 - 21:28

mate you are asking way too much for your car ,,,, good luck though !!!


..and to the same ad.,......

Posted 20 August 2011 - 17:11

I am genuinely interested. It's exactly what I'm looking for. Black, good milage, xenons

But it's tough to part with 6-7k when you can buy a 3 year older version for 2-3k less. Not to say you've over valuated it by any means, it's a fair price. I just think there's less of a demand for then im this price/age bracket.

Good luck with sale, you never know I may get desperate in a month and drop you a line!


How can you be "genuinely interested" in one sentence, and then claim it's not really what you're looking for in the next?  whacky115
Do these dicks derive some sort of warped pleasure totally pissing the seller RIGHT OFF? Banghead

If you aren't interested cock 'ed, DON'T REPLY! evil:

Sheeples! Banghead
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:05:32 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2011, 05:28:16 AM
Growler, I think you're getting to uptight about all of this, but best of luck in getting the message across

It's really interesting what you say, well worded and apt. But it's hard to read when I can read other posts that are more suited to me. I'm not saying you've overstated it, it's just that there are other ways of putting it

I wish you the best with your posting, I may come back in a while and reply like  whistle:  scared:


Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:29:03 AM
Growler, I think you're getting to uptight about all of this, but best of luck in getting the message across

It's really interesting what you say, well worded and apt. But it's hard to read when I can read other posts that are more suited to me. I'm not saying you've overstated it, it's just that there are other ways of putting it

I wish you the best with your posting, I may come back in a while and reply like  whistle:  scared:


happy001
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:24:13 AM
Growler, I think you're getting to uptight about all of this, but best of luck in getting the message across

It's really interesting what you say, well worded and apt. But it's hard to read when I can read other posts that are more suited to me. I'm not saying you've overstated it, it's just that there are other ways of putting it

I wish you the best with your posting, I may come back in a while and reply like  whistle:  scared:

Bloody daft cow. ::)
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2011, 07:26:30 AM
Growler, I think you're getting to uptight about all of this, but best of luck in getting the message across

It's really interesting what you say, well worded and apt. But it's hard to read when I can read other posts that are more suited to me. I'm not saying you've overstated it, it's just that there are other ways of putting it

I wish you the best with your posting, I may come back in a while and reply like  whistle:  scared:

Bloody daft cow. ::)

I think your post is really good value and I hope others realise it is worth much more than many older posts that have not been so well looked after.  ;)
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:30:36 AM
Growler, I think you're getting to uptight about all of this, but best of luck in getting the message across

It's really interesting what you say, well worded and apt. But it's hard to read when I can read other posts that are more suited to me. I'm not saying you've overstated it, it's just that there are other ways of putting it

I wish you the best with your posting, I may come back in a while and reply like  whistle:  scared:

Bloody daft cow. ::)

I think your post is really good value and I hope others realise it is worth much more than many older posts that have not been so well looked after.  ;)

Haven't you got turnips to be tending to, coming in 'ere wasting my time? Banghead
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 05:35:31 PM
If you still have this is 3 months its mine! :-) (wont hold my breath for more than a week) Got a wedding and honeymoon coming up else id have it now!

Well isn't that just dandy ey?
I'm sure the seller is absolutely creaming his kecks in the greatest of anticipations ey? noooo:

Who actually gives a flying duck what you are planning on doing, friggin' bell end. Banghead
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 05:40:40 PM
Do you like funfairs? rubschin:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 05:41:26 PM
All reminds me a of when I was tryind to sell THE banger a few months ago.

This geezer on the forum said he'd love buy it, but I was a bit too far away.

I offered to take it down to him in Lincolnshire FOR FREE!

Never 'eard from him again.  Shrugs: Banghead

Why do sheeples feel the need and desire to make these pleasing but extremely annoying noises ey, why?
Makes me feel the need for commiting merder tbh. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 05:42:42 PM
ANd how is your blood pressure?
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 05:46:53 PM
ANd how is your blood pressure?

WTF's it got to do with you ey, wha', exactly?

Why the sudden concern for my well being ey?

What exactly are you after? rubschin:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 05:47:50 PM
Do you like funfairs? rubschin:

About as much as the arse wiped termites that run them, yes. noooo:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 05:57:26 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: bodiam on September 03, 2011, 06:23:04 AM
Growler I have been reading these posts and I cannot understand why you are holding back, its not good for your heart. If you have something to say, just come right out with it....get it off your chest. You will feel much better for it, trust me scared:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
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Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 03, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
...and today's time wasting  Wankah: award goes to:

"Unfortunately, your too far away. This would have been perfect for me"  Banghead

Why bother, and who actually gives a shit ey?? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
Post by: GROWLER on September 04, 2011, 07:23:57 AM

Cant believe this hasn't sold, I'll be looking at a mk2 estate in the future, shame I haven't got the cash now 
Hope you get a sale, if not good luck with the trade in

Whatevah: Wankah:

Seems to be a total  epedemic of   Wankah: 's at the moment? Banghead
Title: Re: Here's the prize you HAVEN'T won.
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