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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 25, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
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I recall my first visit to London in 1966 ( redface:) and thinking that you could walk around in a spacesuit without getting a second glance. I was right.
Day 1: I saw a person of unidentifiable sex marching purposefully along in shorts and a top hat
Day 2: I saw a young woman in Islington pushing a baby buggy whilst also operating an hula hoop eeek: QUite an achievement, especially in a busy street, and passing almost unnoticed
I shall keep a sharp eye out for more. I wonder if MIss D has a pogo stick rubschin:
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You should have seen some of the sights in Sheffield today. Varying sizes from OK to super obese, bright orange, peroxide or jet black hair. skimpily dressed in an odd assortment of ripped tights, shorts, t.shirt 2 sizes too small belt around their chests. Usually in groups more than one with a buggy, carrying a dusky baby, most chewing gum whilst squawking either at each other or into a mobile phone clamped to their ear sometimes both. It was the stuff that my nightmares are made of. noooo: Oh and some of them have a strange fringe thing going on with their hair. Other than saying that it makes them look like they have a speed bump on their head I cannot begin to describe it. noooo: I fear I may need therapy. sad24:
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Do you have a rifle? It would be a mercy noooo:
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You should have seen some of the sights in Sheffield today. Varying sizes from OK to super obese, bright orange, peroxide or jet black hair. skimpily dressed in an odd assortment of ripped tights, shorts, t.shirt 2 sizes too small belt around their chests. Usually in groups more than one with a buggy, carrying a dusky baby, most chewing gum whilst squawking either at each other or into a mobile phone clamped to their ear sometimes both. It was the stuff that my nightmares are made of. noooo: Oh and some of them have a strange fringe thing going on with their hair. Other than saying that it makes them look like they have a speed bump on their head I cannot begin to describe it. noooo: I fear I may need therapy. sad24:
What were the women like whistle:
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Do you have a rifle? It would be a mercy noooo:
Well that's not very nice I am feeding Jim for you.
JOM funnily enough today the men were not that noticeable, probably because I was making one of my infrequent excursions into the girlie parts of shops. I was reminded why I don't venture there very often. sick2: They were so loud which may in fact not just be a Sheffield thing. noooo: There is something about the accent which for me at least truly grates. Explode:
:dogrun: OK where is Tintin and since when has Hergé been on here?
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Do you have a rifle? It would be a mercy noooo:
Well that's not very nice I am feeding Jim for you.
JOM funnily enough today the men were not that noticeable, probably because I was making one of my infrequent excursions into the girlie parts of shops. I was reminded why I don't venture there very often. sick2: They were so loud which may in fact not just be a Sheffield thing. noooo: There is something about the accent which for me at least truly grates. Explode:
:dogrun: OK where is Tintin and since when has Hergé been on here?
They sell girlie parts eeek: I thought C & A went bust (see what I did there like) years ago redface:
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Do you have a rifle? It would be a mercy noooo:
Well that's not very nice I am feeding Jim for you.
JOM funnily enough today the men were not that noticeable, probably because I was making one of my infrequent excursions into the girlie parts of shops. I was reminded why I don't venture there very often. sick2: They were so loud which may in fact not just be a Sheffield thing. noooo: There is something about the accent which for me at least truly grates. Explode:
:dogrun: OK where is Tintin and since when has Hergé been on here?
They sell girlie parts eeek: I thought C & A went bust (see what I did there like) years ago redface:
drumroll: :thumbsup:
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Oh JOM.
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You should have seen some of the sights in Sheffield today. Varying sizes from OK to super obese, bright orange, peroxide or jet black hair. skimpily dressed in an odd assortment of ripped tights, shorts, t.shirt 2 sizes too small belt around their chests. Usually in groups more than one with a buggy, carrying a dusky baby, most chewing gum whilst squawking either at each other or into a mobile phone clamped to their ear sometimes both. It was the stuff that my nightmares are made of. noooo: Oh and some of them have a strange fringe thing going on with their hair. Other than saying that it makes them look like they have a speed bump on their head I cannot begin to describe it. noooo: I fear I may need therapy. sad24:
Don't say I didn't warn you. Sheffield is like a different world. noooo:
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You should have seen some of the sights in Sheffield today. Varying sizes from OK to super obese, bright orange, peroxide or jet black hair. skimpily dressed in an odd assortment of ripped tights, shorts, t.shirt 2 sizes too small belt around their chests. Usually in groups more than one with a buggy, carrying a dusky baby, most chewing gum whilst squawking either at each other or into a mobile phone clamped to their ear sometimes both. It was the stuff that my nightmares are made of. noooo: Oh and some of them have a strange fringe thing going on with their hair. Other than saying that it makes them look like they have a speed bump on their head I cannot begin to describe it. noooo: I fear I may need therapy. sad24:
Don't say I didn't warn you. Sheffield is like a different world. noooo:
I know you did. Luckily I don't 'do the shops' very often, never have. I should film some of it. noooo:
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Elderly chap in Ladbroke Grove. Jack RUssell (real) draped around his shoulders. Dog turd (fake) stuck to the top of his head. Shrugs:
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Don't say I didn't warn you. Sheffield is like a different world. noooo:
I know you did. Luckily I don't 'do the shops' very often, never have. I should film some of it. noooo:
eeek:
You are obviously NOT a wumman and I claim my bag of greasy spanners (AF)
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I have just had a sneaky peek and I deffo am. A woman that is. razz:
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I have just had a sneaky peek and I deffo am. A woman that is. razz:
Piccies...for positive proof purposes only like? whistle:
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Oh all right if I must. ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2xvy1tqzo%2Fmd_a5aeee03122172927122405.jpg&hash=03f4d3e058485bb4491f5cc74adecb1cf2ea93ed) (http://postimage.org/image/2xvy1tqzo/)
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I got vertigo surrender:
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Why are you wearing platform shoes again?
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No, I felt like I was tumbling into an abyss
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Oh all right if I must. ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2xvy1tqzo%2Fmd_a5aeee03122172927122405.jpg&hash=03f4d3e058485bb4491f5cc74adecb1cf2ea93ed) (http://postimage.org/image/2xvy1tqzo/)
I got vertigo now too......and a twitch. Drool:
That's a fine pair o' pillows that is. cloud9:
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Not hers though noooo:
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Not hers though noooo:
'''and you would know of course, naturally like, being the smooth talking gods gift to all wimmins croney crooner that you are ey? whistle:
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I have had her here for the weekend. angel1
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I have had her here for the weekend. angel1
Not on yer own you haven't, dreamboat. Finger:
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Shrugs: