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Title: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 19, 2011, 08:25:46 AM: http://www.sheffieldish.com/#/speak-sheffieldish/4551489969 (http://www.sheffieldish.com/#/speak-sheffieldish/4551489969)

If I ever utter any of these then please feel free..
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2011, 08:55:44 AM: Oh we will ~ trust me ~ we will!
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 19, 2011, 01:00:38 PM: Thank you. Actually when I say a 'good slap' I mean kill me, slowly and painfully. It would be an act of kindness and you can all genuinely say, 'it's what she would have wanted'.
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 01:05:07 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on August 19, 2011, 01:00:38 PM
Thank you. Actually when I say a 'good slap' I mean kill me, slowly and painfully. It would be an act of kindness and you can all genuinely say, 'it's what she would have wanted'.

Spank2:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 20, 2011, 08:14:09 AM: Shrugs:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Just One More on August 20, 2011, 08:34:34 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on August 19, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
http://www.sheffieldish.com/#/speak-sheffieldish/4551489969 (http://www.sheffieldish.com/#/speak-sheffieldish/4551489969)

If I ever utter any of these then please feel free..

Na then

This lot I understand... Summatsupeer, Gerritetten, Gerartnit, Smarrerweeim, Azeegeniter, Iampgorrit, Geeit Mester,

But this lot... There is something strange about this, Eat up all your food, Kindly leave, Is something worrying him, Has he given it to her?, I do not have it, Give it to the gentleman .... Shrugs: Not a bloody clue
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2011, 08:43:38 AM: Thos is not so far removed from basic Nottinghamese. I understand all of them redface:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM: coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM: Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

Shrugs:

Can I do my joke now....... rubschin:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:13:31 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on August 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

Shrugs:

Can I do my joke now....... rubschin:

Go on... ::)
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2011, 04:14:16 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Just One More on August 20, 2011, 06:38:05 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

Shrugs:

Can I do my joke now....... rubschin:

Go on... ::)

Bloody hell, it takes a while to get to the punchline dunnit sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 05:34:33 AM: Quote from: Just One More on August 20, 2011, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
Quote from: bodiam on August 20, 2011, 03:43:29 PM
coming from Kent ......What the F**k are you talking about? tunble:

Shrugs:

Can I do my joke now....... rubschin:

Go on... ::)

Bloody hell, it takes a while to get to the punchline dunnit sadsmiley30:

Time to give him a good slap! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2011, 06:32:24 AM: Shall we do the punchline for him
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2011, 06:35:37 AM: Yeah ~ why not

Everyone knows I come from Kent ..... In fact I can hear them say it as I walk past.

Bob Monkhouse c 1960
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2011, 06:47:38 AM: Quote from: Just One More on August 21, 2011, 06:32:24 AM
Shall we do the punchline for him

I went for, "you can't, he knows everything"
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 06:48:45 AM: Quote from: Just One More on August 21, 2011, 06:32:24 AM
Shall we do the punchline for him

Or just punch him....? rubschin:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM: Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

Snoopy! whistle:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2011, 08:04:15 AM: sad24:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2011, 08:14:07 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

Snoopy! whistle:

Oh noes he licks my feet. eyes:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2011, 08:21:24 AM: Have you tried those garra rufa fish rubschin:

The thought of having that done makes me shiver scared2:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2011, 08:36:15 AM: The fish or Snoopy's tongue?

I for one would not go near one of those fish tanks. noooo: You don't know who they have eaten before you and they are excreting someone else's dead skin into the water. sick2:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 08:52:35 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 08:14:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

Snoopy! whistle:

Oh noes he licks my feet. eyes:

After his arse.... sick2:
Title: Re: When to give someone a good slap!
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2011, 10:11:23 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 08:14:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 21, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Oooo can I slap someone please please? It will only be a little slap. char048

Snoopy! whistle:

Oh noes he licks my feet. eyes:

Careful what you wish for redface: