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Title: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
Well the weather is hoooooot, but no worries I officially have my own pool in the kitchen.
three feckin inches of water both in and outside the house. Plumbers everywhere and the landlord being a total dick about it is still trying to convince the (professional) plumbers that it is a mere leak from the washing machine, regardless of the fact that there is no water whatsoever around the washing machine. Ooo and even better, he reckons the gallons of water outside has indeed leaked from under the kitchen door, even tho the bottom of the door is bone dry. It must be that magic jumping water like... rubschin:

Have left the men to it, think apc is about to cry, me, I'm about to  knock the landlord out!

 Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 01:11:32 PM
 Popcorn:
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Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 01:14:56 PM
role reversal, I think i am gonna cry and apc is gonna knock out the landlord.
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 01:23:51 PM
One of the plumbers has walked off, severely pissed off with the landlord.

landlord "it is leaking from here"
plumber "its fuckin dry!!!!!!!!"
landlord "no my friend, it is leaking from here"
plumber - not sure what he said because he has fucked off 

 angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2011, 01:32:44 PM
No mains water till friday ............got 100 litres in tank thats it ........ cussing:

Gonna do a BM and wash in the pool .........
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 01:35:02 PM
Couldn't you just roll about on the floor, like?
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Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2011, 01:36:07 PM
Take the dinner plates etc into the pool with you.
No need for the marigolds angel1
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2011, 01:51:18 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 01:55:22 PM
apc now happily rolling around naked on the kitchen floor with his loofa. Thanks for that nick.  cussing:
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Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 01:58:32 PM
 angel1
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Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 02:25:22 PM
You could come and wash at mine like Miss T....  whistle:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 04:05:32 PM
only if you scrub my back like... ;)
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Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 04:06:11 PM
only if you scrub my back like... ;)

Drool:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 04:06:48 PM
I think he would rather scrub your front  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 04:07:10 PM
I think he would rather scrub your front  noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2011, 04:08:56 PM
Big job is it?
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Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 04:10:27 PM
Big job is it?

Think Zeppelins...  noooo:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 04:12:54 PM
 redface: redface: redface:
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Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 04:13:17 PM
redface: redface: redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 04:14:55 PM
redface: redface: redface:

Actually takes more than that to make me blush boys.  ;)
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2011, 04:15:47 PM
redface: redface: redface:

Actually takes more than that to make me blush boys.  ;)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 04:16:45 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 05:00:15 PM
been a long day.... noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2twlyy6pw%2F1kitchen.jpg&hash=7408abd011bf2a9e3d12f9bdf537d09b46217b60) (http://postimage.org/image/2twlyy6pw/)
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: bodiam on August 17, 2011, 05:57:23 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
been a long day.... noooo:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F2twlyy6pw%2F1kitchen.jpg&hash=7408abd011bf2a9e3d12f9bdf537d09b46217b60) (http://postimage.org/image/2twlyy6pw/)
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Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2011, 07:08:21 PM
redface: redface: redface:

Actually takes more than that to make me blush boys.  ;)

You do realise that the old reprobates on here love a challenge Miss T.  lol:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 18, 2011, 08:13:03 AM
Big job is it?

Think Zeppelins...  noooo:

Moored or crashing?
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2011, 08:54:46 AM
Big job is it?

Think Zeppelins...  noooo:

Moored or crashing?

crashing
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 18, 2011, 11:00:40 AM
Oi!!! You made me have to put my glasses on  cussing:
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Post by: Barman on August 18, 2011, 11:21:31 AM
Oi!!! You made me have to put my glasses on  cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

 redface:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2011, 11:26:36 AM
Oh .....almost forgot .......as the landlord left yesterday ...he said btw you have a water bill... cussing:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2011, 11:43:07 AM
Oh .....almost forgot .......as the landlord left yesterday ...he said btw you have a water bill... cussing:

happy001
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 18, 2011, 11:56:10 AM
no funny.  cussing:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2011, 01:11:41 PM
And now to top my week off ......the downstairs shower is not draining ....... Banghead

lucky the plumber is coming back tomorrow ....... surrender:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 01:13:18 PM
It's a gubberama, I tells ya  noooo:
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Post by: Misty on August 18, 2011, 01:21:14 PM
If someone had not washed the terrapin tank out in the shower, the gravel wouldn't have blocked the drain.... whistle:
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Post by: Nick on August 18, 2011, 01:24:01 PM
Fluffy  eeek:
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Post by: Misty on August 18, 2011, 01:25:56 PM
Indeed. Not to mention the mong who cleaned him out. noooo:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2011, 01:40:57 PM
Mongermania....  noooo:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2011, 07:36:09 AM
At present they have removed most of the kitchen wall ..................then to discover it is in the fecking ground .............my house is gubbed.......... surrender:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 09:12:46 AM
At present they have removed most of the kitchen wall ..................then to discover it is in the fecking ground .............my house is gubbed.......... surrender:

happy100
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2011, 09:43:00 AM
I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers)  one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 09:50:46 AM
I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers)  one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:

Which one are you now...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2011, 09:57:35 AM
I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers)  one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:

Which one are you now...?  rubschin:

Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 09:58:36 AM
I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers)  one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:

Which one are you now...?  rubschin:

Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:

 evil:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2011, 09:59:35 AM
I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers)  one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:

Which one are you now...?  rubschin:

Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:

 evil:


Not allowed ........ point:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 10:03:11 AM
I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers)  one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:

Which one are you now...?  rubschin:

Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:

 evil:


Not allowed ........ point:

I'm high enough on paint fumes....  redface:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2011, 10:06:00 AM
Long lunch these plumbers........... rubschin:

I have got things to do ......... Banghead
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2011, 10:34:12 AM
Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes  we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 12:02:56 PM
Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes  we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:

Don't go out....  ::)
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Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2011, 12:08:36 PM
Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes  we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:

Don't go out....  ::)

Too simple an answer BM  noooo:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes  we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:

Don't go out....  ::)

Too simple an answer BM  noooo:

Indeed... knowledge that only comes with age....  whistle:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
I am young .......... cloud9:
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Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 01:20:44 PM
I'm a mong .......... cloud9:

 whistle:
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Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2011, 01:34:16 PM
I'm a mong .......... cloud9:

 whistle:

Who is allowed a beer .............. whistle:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2011, 02:05:12 PM
I'm a mong .......... cloud9:

 whistle:

 point:
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Post by: Barman on August 19, 2011, 02:38:54 PM
I'm a mong .......... cloud9:

 whistle:

Who is allowed a beer .............. whistle:

Me too.... the beer I mean, not the mongness....  lol:
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: bodiam on August 19, 2011, 08:12:15 PM
who mentioned beer? mines a pint of Hobgoblin Barman ` :thumbsup:
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Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 06:10:42 AM
who mentioned beer? mines a pint of Hobgoblin Barman ` :thumbsup:

I could give you a Bishops Finger....?
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2011, 06:57:46 AM
who mentioned beer? mines a pint of Hobgoblin Barman ` :thumbsup:

I could give you a Bishops Finger....?

.......said the actress.
Title: Re: Swimming pool in the kitchen...
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2011, 10:40:16 AM
Indeed... knowledge that only comes with great age....  whistle:

Many many many decades years of experience whistle:
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Post by: Barman on August 20, 2011, 10:44:10 AM
Indeed... knowledge that only comes with great age....  whistle:

Many many many decades years of experience whistle:


Indeed...  cloud9:
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Post by: Just One More on August 20, 2011, 06:26:55 PM
Experience is wasted on some people like  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 05:22:06 AM
Experience is wasted on some people like  whistle:

 evil: