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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Misty on August 17, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
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Well the weather is hoooooot, but no worries I officially have my own pool in the kitchen.
three feckin inches of water both in and outside the house. Plumbers everywhere and the landlord being a total dick about it is still trying to convince the (professional) plumbers that it is a mere leak from the washing machine, regardless of the fact that there is no water whatsoever around the washing machine. Ooo and even better, he reckons the gallons of water outside has indeed leaked from under the kitchen door, even tho the bottom of the door is bone dry. It must be that magic jumping water like... rubschin:
Have left the men to it, think apc is about to cry, me, I'm about to knock the landlord out!
Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:
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Popcorn:
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role reversal, I think i am gonna cry and apc is gonna knock out the landlord.
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One of the plumbers has walked off, severely pissed off with the landlord.
landlord "it is leaking from here"
plumber "its fuckin dry!!!!!!!!"
landlord "no my friend, it is leaking from here"
plumber - not sure what he said because he has fucked off
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
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No mains water till friday ............got 100 litres in tank thats it ........ cussing:
Gonna do a BM and wash in the pool .........
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Couldn't you just roll about on the floor, like?
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Take the dinner plates etc into the pool with you.
No need for the marigolds angel1
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evil:
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apc now happily rolling around naked on the kitchen floor with his loofa. Thanks for that nick. cussing:
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angel1
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You could come and wash at mine like Miss T.... whistle:
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only if you scrub my back like... ;)
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only if you scrub my back like... ;)
Drool:
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I think he would rather scrub your front noooo:
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I think he would rather scrub your front noooo:
eeek:
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Big job is it?
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Big job is it?
Think Zeppelins... noooo:
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redface: redface: redface:
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redface: redface: redface:
point:
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redface: redface: redface:
Actually takes more than that to make me blush boys. ;)
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redface: redface: redface:
Actually takes more than that to make me blush boys. ;)
eeek:
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eyes:
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been a long day.... noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
been a long day.... noooo:
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redface: redface: redface:
Actually takes more than that to make me blush boys. ;)
You do realise that the old reprobates on here love a challenge Miss T. lol:
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Big job is it?
Think Zeppelins... noooo:
Moored or crashing?
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Big job is it?
Think Zeppelins... noooo:
Moored or crashing?
crashing
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Oi!!! You made me have to put my glasses on cussing:
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Oi!!! You made me have to put my glasses on cussing:
lol: lol: lol:
redface:
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Oh .....almost forgot .......as the landlord left yesterday ...he said btw you have a water bill... cussing:
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Oh .....almost forgot .......as the landlord left yesterday ...he said btw you have a water bill... cussing:
happy001
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no funny. cussing:
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And now to top my week off ......the downstairs shower is not draining ....... Banghead
lucky the plumber is coming back tomorrow ....... surrender:
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It's a gubberama, I tells ya noooo:
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If someone had not washed the terrapin tank out in the shower, the gravel wouldn't have blocked the drain.... whistle:
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Fluffy eeek:
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Indeed. Not to mention the mong who cleaned him out. noooo:
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Mongermania.... noooo:
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At present they have removed most of the kitchen wall ..................then to discover it is in the fecking ground .............my house is gubbed.......... surrender:
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At present they have removed most of the kitchen wall ..................then to discover it is in the fecking ground .............my house is gubbed.......... surrender:
happy100
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I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers) one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:
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I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers) one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:
Which one are you now...? rubschin:
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I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers) one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:
Which one are you now...? rubschin:
Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:
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I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers) one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:
Which one are you now...? rubschin:
Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:
evil:
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I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers) one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:
Which one are you now...? rubschin:
Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:
evil:
Not allowed ........ point:
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I now have a 1 metre wide hole from my kitchen to my garden .........they have gone for lunch ....(read beers) one of the plumbers is shaking more than Micheal J Fox ...........and I thought I had a hangover .......... noooo:
Which one are you now...? rubschin:
Not shaking on 2nd beer......... cloud9:
evil:
Not allowed ........ point:
I'm high enough on paint fumes.... redface:
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Long lunch these plumbers........... rubschin:
I have got things to do ......... Banghead
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Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:
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Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:
Don't go out.... ::)
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Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:
Don't go out.... ::)
Too simple an answer BM noooo:
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Ok ...........pipe fixed ......but got a Fecking great hole in the wall .........".oh noes we don't do building work"...........wtf ......I will be robbed my midgets when I go out ........ cussing:
Don't go out.... ::)
Too simple an answer BM noooo:
Indeed... knowledge that only comes with age.... whistle:
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I am young .......... cloud9:
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I'm a mong .......... cloud9:
whistle:
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I'm a mong .......... cloud9:
whistle:
Who is allowed a beer .............. whistle:
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I'm a mong .......... cloud9:
whistle:
point:
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I'm a mong .......... cloud9:
whistle:
Who is allowed a beer .............. whistle:
Me too.... the beer I mean, not the mongness.... lol:
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who mentioned beer? mines a pint of Hobgoblin Barman ` :thumbsup:
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who mentioned beer? mines a pint of Hobgoblin Barman ` :thumbsup:
I could give you a Bishops Finger....?
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who mentioned beer? mines a pint of Hobgoblin Barman ` :thumbsup:
I could give you a Bishops Finger....?
.......said the actress.
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Indeed... knowledge that only comes with great age.... whistle:
Many many many decades years of experience whistle:
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Indeed... knowledge that only comes with great age.... whistle:
Many many many decades years of experience whistle:
Indeed... cloud9:
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Experience is wasted on some people like whistle:
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Experience is wasted on some people like whistle:
evil: