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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on August 15, 2011, 10:09:19 PM

Title: Show offs.
Post by: GROWLER on August 15, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
Been ded proud of meself and me progress in the gym and up 'me 'ill'.
Smashing records nearly on a daily basis now on both fronts....all this from someone who was told I wouldn't last the course btw. ::)

Got talking to a bloke that runs marathons all over the UK. Doing the Great North Run in a couple of weeks. Showed me his legs. eeek: Looked like knotted tree trunks. eeek:

He goes the gym. Got comparing notes like for a bit of 'willy waving' like, as you do. whistle:

My 'willy is arf the size of his it seems, as everything I can do, he can do in half the time.
I was gutted tbh. sad32:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: GROWLER on August 15, 2011, 10:12:08 PM
 point:

Thought I'd save you all the trouble like. cry:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2011, 10:23:15 PM
It's not a race Growler, well done for keeping it up  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: GROWLER on August 15, 2011, 10:28:25 PM
It's not a race Growler, well done for keeping it up  :thumbsup:

Bloody is! cussing:
Could be ded tomoz like, and then I'll be all gutted that I didn't achieve what I'm trying to achieve...whatever that actually is like. confused:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: bodiam on August 16, 2011, 06:30:25 AM
mat all your ills be down ills growler whacky068
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2011, 08:17:13 AM
It's not a race Growler, well done for keeping it up  :thumbsup:

Bloody is! cussing:
Could be ded tomoz like, and then I'll be all gutted that I didn't achieve what I'm trying to achieve...whatever that actually is like. confused:

Well dont die then and give yourself a chance to achieve it all, simples.

You have got this far, the least you can do stay around long enough to finish it, think of the poor sods who carry the coffin.  noooo:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 08:21:20 AM
Growler is an selfish bear and would never take the feelings of his pall bearers into consideration  noooo:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:39:58 AM
In my experience people that run marathons are as boring as fuck... certainly wouldn't be welcome in this pub...  noooo:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2011, 11:40:58 AM
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 11:41:16 AM
 :dogrun:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:47:36 AM
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

A half marathon and she hated it....  whistle:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2011, 11:53:47 AM
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

A half marathon and she hated it....  whistle:

She probally thought it had something to do with choccy like............ whistle:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 11:54:37 AM
Didn't Miss D get involved in some sort of half marathon run?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

A half marathon and she hated it....  whistle:

She probally thought it had something to do with choccy like............ whistle:

I think that is how they got her to sign up like....  ;)
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: tel on August 16, 2011, 11:57:54 AM
It's the chafeing that does it.
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 12:00:35 PM
My new saddle is dead comfy  cloud9:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: tel on August 16, 2011, 12:39:52 PM
Try the marathon for raw nipples!
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 12:42:10 PM
I am not keen on raw nipples  noooo:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 12:42:49 PM
I am not keen on raw nipples  noooo:

Sunburnt nipples...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: GROWLER on August 16, 2011, 12:58:45 PM
In my experience people that run marathons are as boring as fuck... certainly wouldn't be welcome in this pub...  noooo:
I was wondering if I might be able to a marathon actually,  whistle: eventually like, dressed in me Bear outfit like what I did at a wedding a few years ago. cloud9:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2011, 01:03:10 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: GROWLER on August 16, 2011, 01:07:55 PM
noooo:

Wha' you shaking yer 'ed at ey you? evil:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2011, 01:17:45 PM
In my experience people that run marathons are as boring as fuck... certainly wouldn't be welcome in this pub...  noooo:
I was wondering if I might be able to a marathon actually,  whistle: eventually like, dressed in me Bear outfit like what I did at a wedding a few years ago. cloud9:

I think it is just the VAST amount of training required for such a venture that makes people so insular and boring... or perhaps insular and boring people are the only ones able to undertake hours of training every week... the loneliness of a long distance runner and all that...  noooo:
Title: Re: Show offs.
Post by: GROWLER on August 16, 2011, 01:23:54 PM
In my experience people that run marathons are as boring as fuck... certainly wouldn't be welcome in this pub...  noooo:
I was wondering if I might be able to a marathon actually,  whistle: eventually like, dressed in me Bear outfit like what I did at a wedding a few years ago. cloud9:

I think it is just the VAST amount of training required for such a venture that makes people so insular and boring... or perhaps insular and boring people are the only ones able to undertake hours of training every week... the loneliness of a long distance runner and all that...  noooo:

Must admit that some of the long distance tread mill hoggers in the gym, that pound away for hours, look like right boring overly self important tossers in the main.
Bloody fit arses to blimp at on some of the wimminly ones though I must say.

I always get on the static bike thingy machine if there's summat werth blimping at, cus the tread mills are directly  behind  them, yyyyyes! cloud9:
'Elps you sort of concentrate and focus like. whistle:


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