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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 11:18:01 AM

Title: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 11:18:01 AM

How do they do that???  cussing:

The other day me electric razor attacked me - took a big chunk out of my lip then wouldn't switch off - I had to throw it in the garage until the devil had left it!  noooo:

Anyhoo... it had lasted over 12 years so I thought a new one was in order.... Braun electric thing - all-singing-all-dancing....  cloud9:

Today I get an e-mail from Amazon - "56% off men's electric shavers."   Banghead

Title: Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 11:19:07 AM

 point:

Title: Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 11:21:16 AM

I am all stubbly....  evil:

Title: Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 11:23:27 AM

Have it transplanted onto yer 'ed.  eveilgrin:

Title: Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 11:24:55 AM

Quote from: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 11:23:27 AM

Have it transplanted onto yer 'ed.  eveilgrin:

I am not a baldy like Baldy like!  cussing:

Title: Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 11:26:18 AM

New hair restorer werking?

Title: Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 11:28:47 AM

Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2011, 11:26:18 AM

New hair restorer werking?

Yes Nick....  ::)

Title: Re: Amazon Are Bastards!
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2011, 03:04:36 PM

Snoopy will remember the punchline: "I have decided to restore the moustache first".  whistle: