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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:49:04 PM
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So sis calls. Do I want to come to lunch next SUnday. I say yes. She then asks if I can pick up a friend of hers who is also coming to lunch and happens to live near me. Her name, it seems, is Caroline. And can I give her a lift home afterwards. I say yes.
SHe then says that Caroline is very nice and needs a BF and that she has a degree in ENglish and is very attractive and funny. SHe refers me to pictures of said Caroline on her Faceache page. Caroline is, it has to be said very eyes: eyes: eyes:
I say thanks for the information.
SIs says that she has been talking me up and that I should deffo invite Caroline (who is 48) out for dinner or something as she will leap on the proposition. I say that it's an idea, but that I haven't even met her and anyway she might not like the look of me.
No prob, says sis, Caroline has been blind since birth evil:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
What would Yahoo advise ? rubschin:
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A blind date........ rubschin:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
What would Yahoo advise ? rubschin:
evil:
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So she's good looking , intelligent , single , young ( ish) , and needs to feel her way around...I'm off to buy a hat whistle:
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Just remember Nick .....
If you are thirsty there is no need to buy the whole fecking brewery.
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rubschin:
The Confucius Beagle is comparing wimmin to ale ...surely only one of those can make you happy rubschin:
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rubschin:
The Confucius Beagle is comparing wimmin to ale ...surely only one of those can make you happy rubschin:
A surfeit of either can make a man very unhappy when he wakes up in the morning.
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rubschin:
The Confucius Beagle is comparing wimmin to ale ...surely only one of those can make you happy rubschin:
Deffo the ale :thumbsup:
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Well the beer goggles are out in her case :thumbsup:
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Like Caroline, I don't see what the problem is.
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happy001 happy001 happy001
What would Yahoo advise ? rubschin:
Dear Yahoo, I am a ginger disaster magnet and my sister has set me up on a date with a woman who has been blind since birth. What can possibly go wrong. whistle:
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A blind date........ rubschin:
drumroll:
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So sis calls. Do I want to come to lunch next SUnday. I say yes. She then asks if I can pick up a friend of hers who is also coming to lunch and happens to live near me. Her name, it seems, is Caroline. And can I give her a lift home afterwards. I say yes.
SHe then says that Caroline is very nice and needs a BF and that she has a degree in ENglish and is very attractive and funny. SHe refers me to pictures of said Caroline on her Faceache page. Caroline is, it has to be said very eyes: eyes: eyes:
I say thanks for the information.
SIs says that she has been talking me up and that I should deffo invite Caroline (who is 48) out for dinner or something as she will leap on the proposition. I say that it's an idea, but that I haven't even met her and anyway she might not like the look of me.
No prob, says sis, Caroline has been blind since birth evil:
happy001 point:
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Today is the day rubschin:
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Popcorn:
no...
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Remember the golden roolz
(i) Don't ask if she wears black underwear
(ii) Don't ask if she shaves 'down there'
(iii) Don't say things like 'Do you see what I mean'
(iv) Don't do any of your more visual stories e.g. The hovercraft demonstration
(v) Don't guide her through doorways or up steps by placing your hand on her arse
What can possibly go wrong? razz:
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Remember the golden roolz
(i) Don't ask if she wears black underwear
(ii) Don't ask if she shaves 'down there'
(iii) Don't say things like 'Do you see what I mean'
(iv) Don't do any of your more visual stories e.g. The hovercraft demonstration
(v) Don't guide her through doorways or up steps by placing your hand on her arse
What can possibly go wrong? razz:
Without piling on the pressure.... whistle:
Don't talk about movies or the TV like.... noooo:
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Oh, and don't get blind drunk... happy002
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Oh, and don't get blind drunk... happy002
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What a fooking minefield noooo:
I had not realised how hard it is to make small talk in a car with a stranger without saying things like:
"Ooh, what a nice dog" redface:
"I went to Lincoln last week, isn't it a lovely cathedral?" redface:
"Nottingham has so many trees, doesn't it?" redface:
"My sister has a lovely garden." redface:
"Do you want some more of that?" redface:
Compliments
"That colour really suits you" Banghead
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Not your finest hour then ........ confused:
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noooo:
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Perhaps mention the black underwear and downstairs trimming next time then razz:
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Oh, and don't get blind drunk... happy002
drumroll:
best to get her drunk eyes: eyes: :thumbsup:
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What a fooking minefield noooo:
I had not realised how hard it is to make small talk in a car with a stranger without saying things like:
"Ooh, what a nice dog" redface:
"I went to Lincoln last week, isn't it a lovely cathedral?" redface:
"Nottingham has so many trees, doesn't it?" redface:
"My sister has a lovely garden." redface:
"Do you want some more of that?" redface:
Compliments
"That colour really suits you" Banghead
Oh dear oh dear.... noooo:
What was she like tho... like....? eyes: