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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:49:29 PM
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All nice and ready, like eveilgrin:
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Don't think they have hippo's in Turkey like rubschin:
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Not yet
scared:
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sad24:
Well I won't miss you for 2 weeks noooo:
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I wonder what she is up to rubschin:
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I wonder what she is up to rubschin:
Well, I doubt if she is wondering what you are up to! point:
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Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
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cussing:
Is the Brat in lurv yet?
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Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
...... with the implied "But glad you're not!"
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Not at all ....you really should know me better than that angel1
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I have bought an Oyster card for our lunch cloud9:
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I have bought an Oyster card for our lunch cloud9:
But she doesn't eat seafood ....... rubschin:
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Not at all ....you really should know me better than that angel1
****! ****! Pants on Fire! point:
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Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
Welcome to the Smug ClubTM..... whistle:
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Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
Welcome to the Smug ClubTM..... whistle:
Need new members to offset the VAT rise perchance? whistle:
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I gather she had a "bikini wax" before she left. My eyes are still watering at the thought noooo:
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Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
Welcome to the Smug ClubTM..... whistle:
temp membership is subject to VAT now..... whistle:
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I gather she had a "bikini wax" before she left. My eyes are still watering at the thought noooo:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Can't she use a razor like the rest of us ...... oh! redface:
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Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
Welcome to the Smug ClubTM..... whistle:
Need new members to offset the VAT rise perchance? whistle:
Yes... redface:
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Still no postcard sadsmiley30:
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But the Brat is in Lurve sick2:
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First week over like.... noooo:
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Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
Welcome to the Smug ClubTM..... whistle:
:thumbsup: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Didn't think you wanted to hear my blatherings noooo:
I am a little the worst for wear but am sitting in the hooooooge reception where they have free WiFi cloud9:
The brat is at some club with her mates noooo: but is not speaking to me as Tunahands had a day off from work today and wanted to take her out. I told her not a chance which makes me evil personified.
Had to get involved in a hoooge ruck from the room next door at 3 am this morning which meant I had to call security and so am evil personified to those low life plankton but so be it eveilgrin:
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Didn't think you wanted to hear my blatherings noooo:
I am a little the worst for wear but am sitting in the hooooooge reception where they have free WiFi cloud9:
The brat is at some club with her mates noooo: but is not speaking to me as Tunahands had a day off from work today and wanted to take her out. I told her not a chance which makes me evil personified.
Had to get involved in a hoooge ruck from the room next door at 3 am this morning which meant I had to call security and so am evil personified to those low life plankton but so be it eveilgrin:
All inclusive........ rubschin:
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Situation normal eh?
And of course we want to hear your blatherings.
Where's me postcard? sad24:
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We seem to be ticking off the disasters quite well angel1
Do they have shark attacks in Turkey? rubschin:
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whistle:
The existence of approximately 46 different species of sharks in the Mediterranean - 16 of them measuring three or more meters in length, and 15 being potentially dangerous species - makes the occasional encounter between humans and these animals in the most frequented and most travelled sea unavoidable.
Oh! From here = http://www.sharkinfo.ch/SI2_98e/mediterranean.html (http://www.sharkinfo.ch/SI2_98e/mediterranean.html)
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Poor The Brat sad24:
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sad24:Still, it's what she would have wanted, The Brat, not Miss D obviously.
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Miss D wuz here for a few minutes but then vanished again .... without a werd like ..... should we start a search?
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Eaten by a shark sad24:
Shark must be full by now noooo:
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Prolly got other things to do like .......
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Prolly got other things to do like .......
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Christus, I do hope she has better thinks to do on her holidays than post shite on here... noooo:
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Is there anything better to do? sadsmiley30:
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Is there anything better to do? sadsmiley30:
Um, no... of course not like.... whistle:
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Is there anything better to do? sadsmiley30:
Um, no... of course not like.... whistle:
Why do I question your sincerity? rubschin:
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SHe is prolly out tempting sharks inshore whistle:
For Tunahands of course.
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Is there anything better to do? sadsmiley30:
Um, no... of course not like.... whistle:
Why do I question your sincerity? rubschin:
Shrugs:
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Is there anything better to do? sadsmiley30:
Um, no... of course not like.... whistle:
Why do I question your sincerity? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Take that guilty look off your face!
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Is there anything better to do? sadsmiley30:
Um, no... of course not like.... whistle:
Why do I question your sincerity? rubschin:
Shrugs:
Take that guilty look off your face!
redface:
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I wonder what else went wrong rubschin:
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Had a fantastic time. There were some issues with the girls and the boys they liked but they managed to resolve this in the end. There was a bit of an issue with one of the couples we became friends with and a 'situation' with the husband ::) - but that was dealt with.
Tunahands came to wave The Brat off and declare " He is kelled " by the loss ;D
All in all , good times, great laughs, gorgeous weather, some fun activities , scrumptious food and lots and lots to drink. Yabba Dabba do 8)
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a 'situation' with the husband
cool14: Popcorn:
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Waiting ..like.... rubschin:
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He turned out not to be as reputable as he made himself out to be ...especially when his wife was not around noooo:
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Popcorn:
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All in all , good times, great laughs, gorgeous weather, some fun activities , scrumptious food and lots and lots to drink. Yabba Dabba do 8)
:thumbsup:
That's what holidays are all about.
Glad you enjoyed it Miss D.
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After the holiday Miss D will be:
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surrender:
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After the holiday Miss D will be:
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I expect the Brat will do all the washing and cleaning ........ rubschin:
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It is possible, I suppose rubschin:
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Possible but not probable noooo:
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He turned out not to be as reputable as he made himself out to be ...especially when his wife was not around noooo:
That's what holidays are all about. whistle: redface: :thumbsup:
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The Brat has been offering to help with all sorts this morning eeek: - can only mean she wants a serious amount of money noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Trick her by accepting lots of help and then not giving her any money eveilgrin:
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She has been busy so far this morning talking to Tuna hands on Facebook noooo:
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WHen does he arrive?
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WHen does he arrive?
Marry her off ............and get cheap hols ...... ;D
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He thought she was 18 on holiday and was advised by one of the blokes in our groups that she, and the other girls , were all under age nonono:
That stopped him noooo:
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That another girl was only 15 ........ rubschin:
wot is their legal age of consent ..........
A VP wedding ....... cloud9:
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I think he needs to discover she is not house trained lol: