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Title: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 03:49:29 PM
All nice and ready, like  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 13, 2011, 03:59:30 PM
Don't think they have hippo's in Turkey like  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2011, 04:02:20 PM
Not yet
 scared:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 13, 2011, 04:03:58 PM
 sad24:

Well I won't miss you for 2 weeks  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 09:19:42 AM
I wonder what she is up to  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 09:28:19 AM
I wonder what she is up to  rubschin:

Well, I doubt if she is wondering what you are up to!  point:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2011, 03:25:10 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 03:27:37 PM
 cussing:

Is the Brat in lurv yet?
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 03:28:36 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !


...... with the implied "But glad you're not!"
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2011, 03:30:12 PM
Not at all ....you really should know me better than that  angel1
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 03:33:16 PM
I have bought an Oyster card for our lunch  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2011, 03:43:53 PM
I have bought an Oyster card for our lunch  cloud9:

But she doesn't eat seafood ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 03:49:32 PM
Not at all ....you really should know me better than that  angel1

****! ****! Pants on Fire!  point:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 04:10:17 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

Welcome to the Smug ClubTM.....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2011, 04:11:42 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

Welcome to the Smug ClubTM.....  whistle:

Need new members to offset the VAT rise perchance?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2011, 04:12:26 PM
I gather she had a "bikini wax" before she left. My eyes are still watering at the thought  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2011, 04:12:47 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

Welcome to the Smug ClubTM.....  whistle:

temp membership is subject to VAT now..... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2011, 04:13:43 PM
 
I gather she had a "bikini wax" before she left. My eyes are still watering at the thought  noooo:

eeek: eeek: eeek:
Can't she use a razor like the rest of us ...... oh!  redface:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2011, 04:17:41 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

Welcome to the Smug ClubTM.....  whistle:

Need new members to offset the VAT rise perchance?  whistle:

Yes...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2011, 05:14:55 PM
Still no postcard  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
But the Brat is in Lurve  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2011, 06:04:03 PM
First week over like....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Misty on August 21, 2011, 09:47:39 PM
Weather 36 degrees, sea warm, food lovely , wish you were here !

Welcome to the Smug ClubTM.....  whistle:

 :thumbsup: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 21, 2011, 09:55:18 PM
Didn't think you wanted to hear my blatherings  noooo:

I am a little the worst for wear but am sitting in the hooooooge reception where they have free WiFi  cloud9:

The brat is at some club with her mates  noooo: but is not speaking to me as Tunahands had a day off from work today and wanted to take her out. I told her not a chance which makes me evil personified.

Had to get involved in a hoooge ruck from the room next door at 3 am this morning which meant I had to call security and so am evil personified to those low life plankton but so be it  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2011, 10:37:51 PM
Didn't think you wanted to hear my blatherings  noooo:

I am a little the worst for wear but am sitting in the hooooooge reception where they have free WiFi  cloud9:

The brat is at some club with her mates  noooo: but is not speaking to me as Tunahands had a day off from work today and wanted to take her out. I told her not a chance which makes me evil personified.

Had to get involved in a hoooge ruck from the room next door at 3 am this morning which meant I had to call security and so am evil personified to those low life plankton but so be it  eveilgrin:


All inclusive........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 06:31:02 AM
Situation normal eh?


And of course we want to hear your blatherings.


Where's me postcard?  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 01:47:41 PM
We seem to be ticking off the disasters quite well  angel1

Do they have shark attacks in Turkey?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 01:57:15 PM
 whistle:
Quote
The existence of approximately 46 different species of sharks in the Mediterranean - 16 of them measuring three or more meters in length, and 15 being potentially dangerous species - makes the occasional encounter between humans and these animals in the most frequented and most travelled sea unavoidable.




Oh! From here = http://www.sharkinfo.ch/SI2_98e/mediterranean.html (http://www.sharkinfo.ch/SI2_98e/mediterranean.html)
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 02:04:21 PM
Poor The Brat  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2011, 03:11:24 PM
 sad24:Still, it's what she would have wanted, The Brat, not Miss D obviously.
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
Miss D wuz here for a few minutes but then vanished again .... without a werd like ..... should we start a search?
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
Eaten by a shark  sad24:

Shark must be full by now  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 04:04:04 PM
Prolly got other things to do like .......

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Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 04:17:06 PM
Prolly got other things to do like .......

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Christus, I do hope she has better thinks to do on her holidays than post shite on here...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 04:18:39 PM
Is there anything better to do?  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 04:19:51 PM
Is there anything better to do?  sadsmiley30:

Um, no... of course not like....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 04:32:36 PM
Is there anything better to do?  sadsmiley30:

Um, no... of course not like....  whistle:


Why do I question your sincerity?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 04:34:06 PM
SHe is prolly out tempting sharks inshore  whistle:

For Tunahands of course.
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 04:34:48 PM
Is there anything better to do?  sadsmiley30:

Um, no... of course not like....  whistle:


Why do I question your sincerity?  rubschin:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 04:35:28 PM
Is there anything better to do?  sadsmiley30:

Um, no... of course not like....  whistle:


Why do I question your sincerity?  rubschin:

Shrugs:

Take that guilty look off your face!
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 04:36:35 PM
Is there anything better to do?  sadsmiley30:

Um, no... of course not like....  whistle:


Why do I question your sincerity?  rubschin:

Shrugs:

Take that guilty look off your face!

 redface:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
I wonder what else went wrong  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 08:19:58 AM
Had a fantastic time. There were some issues with the girls and the boys they liked but they managed to resolve this in the end. There was a bit of an issue with one of the couples we became friends with and a 'situation' with the husband  ::) - but that was dealt with.

Tunahands came to wave The Brat off and declare " He is  kelled " by the loss  ;D

All in all , good times, great laughs, gorgeous weather, some fun activities , scrumptious food and lots and lots to drink. Yabba Dabba do  8)
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 08:21:48 AM
a 'situation' with the husband
 cool14: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2011, 08:33:00 AM
Waiting ..like.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 08:57:06 AM
He turned out not to be as reputable as he made himself out to be ...especially when his wife was not around  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 08:59:48 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 29, 2011, 09:00:03 AM
All in all , good times, great laughs, gorgeous weather, some fun activities , scrumptious food and lots and lots to drink. Yabba Dabba do  8)

 :thumbsup:

That's what holidays are all about.

Glad you enjoyed it Miss D.
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2011, 11:26:31 AM
After the holiday Miss D will be:

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And tomorrow back to werk  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-chores015.gif&hash=1a9e9f6198379c507fca3b17ef12fe2d1f41b6e9)
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 11:27:31 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2011, 11:37:47 AM
After the holiday Miss D will be:

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And tomorrow back to werk  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-chores015.gif&hash=1a9e9f6198379c507fca3b17ef12fe2d1f41b6e9)


I expect the Brat will do all the washing and cleaning ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 11:38:49 AM
It is possible, I suppose  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2011, 11:44:35 AM
Possible but not probable  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Just One More on August 29, 2011, 12:06:53 PM
He turned out not to be as reputable as he made himself out to be ...especially when his wife was not around  noooo:

That's what holidays are all about.  whistle:  redface:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 01:26:52 PM
The Brat has been offering to help with all sorts this morning  eeek: - can only mean she wants a serious amount of money  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 01:28:26 PM
Trick her by accepting lots of help and then not giving her any money  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
She has been busy so far this morning talking to Tuna hands on Facebook  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 01:30:18 PM
WHen does he arrive?
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2011, 01:31:41 PM
WHen does he arrive?

Marry her off ............and get cheap hols ...... ;D
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 01:34:23 PM
He thought she was 18  on holiday and was advised by one of the blokes in our groups that she,  and the other girls , were all under age  nonono:

That stopped him  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2011, 01:37:17 PM
That another girl was only 15 ........ rubschin:

wot is their legal age of consent ..........

A VP wedding ....... cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new MIss D "holiday hippo" disasters thread #4963
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 01:42:13 PM
I think he needs to discover she is not house trained  lol: