The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2011, 05:59:47 AM
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Happy birthday dear fella
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Free bar all day Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Buck's Fizz for brekky then ...yeah cloud9:
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Happy Birthday old chap
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Happy Burpday Pasty!
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Happy B'day old man...
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Have a great day fella
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Bon anniversaire. Santé. ;D
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Thank you one and all cloud9:
Two happy days in a row rubschin: , it can only go downhill from here then lol:
Looking forward to lunch angel1
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Don't go near Wandsworth COmmon scared2:
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He will be safe ....I will look after him angel1
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Bloody ole fossil 'ed. whistle:
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Have a good un........
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Happy birthday fella!
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Oh yea. 'Appy burfday too fossil! ;)
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Many happy returns Pastis.
;D
Lunch in Tottenham today?
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Nearly ....lunch with me
He is at the bar mixing his drinks at the moment whistle:
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What can possibly go wrong? scared2:
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He is being most distracted by wimmin wearing little and men in lycra whistle:
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Little wots? eeek:
I just called him and gave him safety instructions angel1
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She has bought him chocs as a burfday present. Wimmin noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Not just any chocs.
Anyway what's wrong with that sad24:
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Not just any chocs.
Anyway what's wrong with that sad24:
Absolutely zilch, that's what. ::)
JEALOUSY, now THAT'S HIS problem. ;)
Bloody piggin' bone 'ed that he is.
You can buy me choccies ANY day Miss D, any day you like like, cloud9:
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"So, no riots in Dulwich?" queried a visitor to the pub. Tension was mounting and you could smell the anger in the air. The locals' grievances and fury were reaching boiling point. I fear that later, much ink would be spilled as they wrote their letters of complaint whistle:
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"So, no riots in Dulwich?" queried a visitor to the pub. Tension was mounting and you could smell the anger in the air. The locals' grievances and fury were reaching boiling point. I fear that later, much ink would be spilled as they wrote their letters of complaint whistle:
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PMT eh? scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I just called him and gave him safety instructions angel1
What safety instructions apply when you have a fanatical bus driver who manages to "bottom out" over a speed bump eeek: scared2:
Anyway, best call of the day was from a client by the name of Kamaal, (Yes, Muslim) around lunchtime:
"Hi, Mr P, how are you and is it convenient to talk?"
"Well, Kamaal, not really. It's my birthday, I'm just sitting down to Sunday Lunch and I've ordered the roast Pork!" eveilgrin:
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Pasty and I pretended to be
Jim Keano Reeves and Sandra Bullock on the bus lol:
Poor Kamaal - Pasty had no sensitivities towards the fact that he was fasting noooo:
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Not just any chocs.
Anyway what's wrong with that sad24:
Absolutely zilch, that's what. ::)
JEALOUSY, now THAT'S HIS problem. ;)
Bloody piggin' bone 'ed that he is.
You can buy me choccies ANY day Miss D, any day you like like, cloud9:
Will do then ;)
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Pasty and I pretended to be Jim Keano Reeves and Sandra Bullock on the bus lol:
Poor Kamaal - Pasty had no sensitivities towards the fact that he was fasting noooo:
Kamal was driving the bus......... eeek:
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Pasty and I pretended to be Jim Keano Reeves and Sandra Bullock on the bus lol:
That must have taken some acting. ;)
Happy Birthday old chap.
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Pasty and I pretended to be Jim Keano Reeves and Sandra Bullock on the bus lol:
Who was which? spider:
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He was a keen bullock and I was sand in a reeve whistle:
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As I suspected. angel1