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Title: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:06:18 PM

Just been surfing (Freeview) TV channels looking for a good film and came across a programme offering pretty explicit instructions about bondage  eeek:

What would Johnny Morris have to say?

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:15:04 PM

I am transfixed. NOw it is spanking lessons ("Avoid his genitals" "You can buy stuff from sex shops but household objects are OK too"  eeek:)

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:18:48 PM

She has too many teeth.  eeek:

A Sex Dungeon Masterclass  eeek:

Who are these people??  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:21:07 PM

She seems to like those ropes  eeek:

SLAVE  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:23:08 PM

IT'S A MAN  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:24:15 PM

WITH STUFF FROM B&q???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:28:22 PM

ELECTRICAL STUFF AND A FEATHER DUSTER  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:33:33 PM

WHY ARE THEY ALL DRESSED UP AS CATS?  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:35:33 PM

SHE'S A MAN  eeek:  AN EXPERT IN RUBBER IT SEEMS

WHY IS HE DRESSED AS A LAYDEE SAILOR. WITH A HAT AND EVERYFINK?

IT'S A RUBBER SAILOR SUIT WITH NO BOTTOM IN IT  eeek: eeek: eeek:

YIKES  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:41:14 PM

CUSTOMISED HOLES eeek:

HOT WAX eeek:

HE'S SCREAMING   eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:43:33 PM

BLOODY HELL FIRE  eeek:

IT CURES ACNE AS WELL??  eeek:


HOW MANY VOLTS?  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:45:46 PM

ON HIS EYEBALLS  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


SPARKS  eeek:

ELECTRIC ANAL PROBE   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:54:48 PM

THIS LOT ARE DRESSED UP AS DOGS  eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:57:42 PM

HE IS DRESSED AS A LABRADOR  eeek:

CROCODILE  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2011, 10:59:19 PM

 Snoopysick: Snoopysick: Snoopysick:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2011, 06:02:32 AM

You got transfixed by QVC again didn't you ?  noooo:

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Just One More on August 07, 2011, 07:20:06 AM

I assumed it was being beamed live from one of the committee rooms in the Houses of Parliament

Title: Re: If anything goes blue, purple, cold or numb then it is time to stop
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2011, 07:57:24 AM

Nick isn't safe to be left in control of a TV remote.  noooo: