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Title: Guess what i got caught doing ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 11:39:06 AM: Ok ...so you may or maynot be aware that next door to where I work there is a big construction job going on. Lots of big pieces of machinery that most of the blokes spend their entire time gawping out the window and reliving the days of their tonka toys and meccanno sets.

Anyway one of my colleagues came back from a meeting on the 18th floor of our building yesterday and said he was most distracted because in his eyeline was the crane operator in his cab and it looked very much like he was naked.

Now we are on the 4th floor so I had a good squint up but couldn't determine the facts.

We were discussing it again this morning and I had a brainwave. So I get the binoculars out of our equipment cupboard and position myself appropriately and then the sight unfolds. He appears to just be in pants and socks though you can't actually tell because his gut hangs so far over he really does look naked eeek:

In revulsion I turn around and get caught binoculars in hand by one of the coppers who works on our floor. I just said I was stalking the Pilsbury dough boy redface:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2011, 11:40:54 AM: point:
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Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 11:42:45 AM: Perv.......... noooo:
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Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 11:46:23 AM: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 11:58:33 AM: So have you asked him out yet ,Miss D............ rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 12:06:08 PM: Miss D gets caught leching at man through binoculars shock.

Hardly man bites dog is it? noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 12:07:20 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 11:58:33 AM
So have you asked him out yet ,Miss D............ rubschin:

Waiting for him to come down to my level lol:
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Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 12:08:28 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 04, 2011, 12:07:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 11:58:33 AM
So have you asked him out yet ,Miss D............ rubschin:

Waiting for him to ome down to my level lol:

Could you not crane your neck......... lol:
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Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 12:08:37 PM: Does he have a digger too?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 12:21:17 PM: Dunno - seems like he must have enough to eat up there though whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2011, 12:22:39 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 04, 2011, 12:07:20 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 11:58:33 AM
So have you asked him out yet ,Miss D............ rubschin:

Waiting for him to come down to my level lol:

I am sure if you asked he would take you in the gondola.
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Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 12:23:31 PM: drumroll:
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Post by: beerhead on August 04, 2011, 03:53:41 PM: Public sector workers as busy and fully employed as usual then.
Time for a work break everyone !
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 03:57:30 PM: I balance my priorities effectively whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2011, 03:58:38 PM: shutup: