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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 01, 2011, 06:18:01 AM

Title: LL returns
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2011, 06:18:01 AM
 scared2:

SO what will she find and how long will it take?
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2011, 06:18:59 AM
Knowing BM about 30 seconds......... whistle:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2011, 08:41:34 AM
So far so good....  whistle:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 01, 2011, 08:44:52 AM
Is she asleep then ?  lol:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2011, 08:46:28 AM
Is she asleep then ?  lol:

Yes...  redface:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 10:01:22 AM
I got full marks for the cleaning....  cloud9:

She was very impressed wiv me crack...  cloud9:

Demerits for house plant care...  redface:

Demerits for pot-plant care...  redface:

Cats are too thin...  evil:

Better than I could have expected really....  whistle:

Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 10:05:06 AM
Do you get a treat for being such a good boy ? lol:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 10:08:03 AM
Do you get a treat for being such a good boy ? lol:

No.  evil:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2011, 10:25:58 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 10:32:36 AM
I have been further marked-down for 'state of fridge'....  redface:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2011, 10:45:39 AM
I have been further marked-down for 'state of fridge'....  redface:

The Melon........... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 10:49:01 AM
I have been further marked-down for 'state of fridge'....  redface:

The Melon........... eeek: eeek:

Oh noes... She hasn't even looked in the beer fridge yet....  noooo:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 10:55:56 AM
Is it because it was empty  ? lol:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 11:03:51 AM
Is it because it was empty  ? lol:

No... filthy....  redface:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2011, 11:09:03 AM
 rubschin:
Tell her wot wiv all the power cuts and such you didn't want to have it open long enough to clean it properly or all the food would have gone off like ......
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 11:09:24 AM
Tell her you left her something to find - she has won 1st prize in your game like  whistle:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 11:10:36 AM
rubschin:
Tell her wot wiv all the power cuts and such you didn't want to have it open long enough to clean it properly or all the food would have gone off like ......

I dunno wot she is moaning about... I took half the damn thing in the shower with me on Sunday and scrubbed it out like....  whacky115
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 11:11:41 AM
What filth of yours did you put in it then ?  eeek:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2011, 11:12:59 AM
Tell her you left her something to find - she has won 1st prize in your game like  whistle:

At that point whip off your shorts and offer her the "prize" .... she'll suddenly find many other things to do I'll bet.  whistle:
Title: Re: LL returns
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 11:13:12 AM
What filth of yours did you put in it then ?  eeek:

I can assure you I am not filthy young lady....  angel1


Well, perhaps in mind like....  redface: